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Graduation Humorous Poems

These Graduation Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Humorous Graduation poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Graduation Day
Seems like only yesterday,
when I wore a white cap and gown.              ...

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Categories: humorous, family, feelings, flower, fun,

Premium Member What A Choice

When I was a child,                                         ...

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Categories: humorous, child, graduation, teen, wedding,

Premium Member Graduation Blessing
G=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing.               ...

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Categories: humorous, blessing, dream, family, friend,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: humorous, 12th grade, character, hope,

Schooled in Oklahoma
When Len traveled to Oklahoma

to obtain a ranching diploma

a bull butted him hard

out in the training yard

and he but earned a hematoma.

July 25, 2019
State Limerick

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Categories: humorous, abuse, animal, change, dream,

'I Think I Killed Grandpa'
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and forgive me for saying
that I hated the music grandpa’s record player was playing. 
It was from the forties as...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Students wear a mortarboard for graduation
Not a deerstalker like Sherlock Holmes
If they did, I would have to tip my hat
To those with such discriminating domes!


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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy, character, clothes, humorous,

Silent But Deadly

Sniper hid vapors
tend to always bullet strike
with stealth air carrier accuracy

Silent noxious assault
pierced the nostrils
with oxy painful inhalation,
of the non-ventilated third degree 

Deadly gaseous arrows

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Categories: fun, humorous, satire, word

Back to Bland Stew
I joined the graduation of a stupid situation
where everyone bar one was quite a grinner.
We put on our jester hat to knock one fella’ flat;

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Categories: humorous,

Public School
If you don’t wanna flunk public school,
you gotta know the unwritten rules
And rule one: listen to your parents
Get your sleepy head out of bed
	and go...

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Categories: humorous, satire, school, wisdom,

Brat Who Is Spoiled
Brat Who Is Spoiled

Out next President is not very bright
With orange hair and rouge is such a sight
And to all of us what seems so...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Reading my son’s graduation dinner menu
It filled me with consternation
Will I make a foolish choice …
I’m full of trepidation

My favourite dessert is on the list

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Categories: fear, food, graduation, humorous,

Premium Member Joey and Dragon Graduate
Today was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!

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Categories: humorous, celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation,

Longing for a Lunker
Longing for a Lunker

When I was but a lad
Butch and I would fish.
In any stream or river
To catch a “lunker” was our wish.

As we reached...

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© Old buck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, dream, faith, fishing, heaven,

Premium Member What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...

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Categories: humorous, best friend, blessing, funny,