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Christmas Humorous Poems

These Christmas Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Humorous Christmas poems written by international poets.


Premium Member It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...

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Categories: humorous, animal, bird, love, men,



Holiday Mishap
Yule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...

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Categories: humorous, cheer up, christmas, hilarious,

Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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Categories: humorous, children, fun, nursery rhyme,

Premium Member The 4 Seasons
Winter is very cold 
the wind is bold 
snowman made the centerfold 
brown snow is old. 

 

Spring is in the air 
flowers now blooming...

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Categories: humorous, animal, cool, fun, snow,

Premium Member Rambling
Quote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again." 

As l get older,
I find the same...

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Categories: humorous, baby, day, kid, mom,



Premium Member Building Tension
Did you ever stand on stage,
behind the big curtain.
Standing there peeking out from behind the curtain,
watching the audience looking at the stage.
Your knees are shaking,
your...

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Categories: humorous, courage, emotions, fear, god,

Premium Member P G
Pretty gardens, peaceful grounds praying gratefully.  

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Categories: humorous, flower, garden, love, peace,

Premium Member Musings of Love
Great love is like a heavenly moment,  
when one's heart will skip a beat.  
Love can come packaged in many boxes,  
some...

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Categories: humorous, flying, heart, heaven, jealousy,

Premium Member My Words VS The Judges
I write because I love to write,  
writing for a contest makes me think.  
My imagination and creativity come alive,  
as the...

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Categories: humorous, poems, poets, words, writing,

Premium Member Quest
Quote By Poet "To write poems, I became a poet."

As a writer I love to write,  
I hope my words will take flight.
My quest...

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Categories: humorous, love, poems, poets, uplifting,

Premium Member Undone
I was only four, 
when Blackie my dog died. 
My dad ran my best friend over, 
yes it was a horrible accident. 

 
I was...

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Categories: humorous, cat, dad, heart, love,

Premium Member Imagination
My mind sets in motion, 
words that will come alive.  
Creativity needs to be added, 
then mix imagination with creativity. 

 
Coming alive within...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, age, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member Tea Time
Spice tea is for me,  
hot with honey on a cold winter's day.  
Pretty pink rose cups,  
are filled to the top...

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Categories: humorous, cool, drink, flower, summer,

Premium Member A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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Categories: humorous, blue, love, red, sweet,

Premium Member Portal
Quote By Poet "The world has gone crazy, I just happen to be living in it." 

Many questions I have asked, 
the questions come and go very...

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Categories: humorous, crazy, sleep, time, travel,