Teachers Humorous Poems

We sat in class,
Doing nothing new,
As time passed,
Teacher is late! Finish the work due!

Waited there, waited for long,
And someone started tapping his desk,
We all started...

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(tongue-in-cheek humor)

I understand there is a lawsuit, doc # 666, Neptune vs. Jersey. Apparently, windmills being put in the ocean off the Jersey coast was...

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The judge told the man, “You’re accused
By all of those that you abused.
You’re too touchy feely,
You touch and feel freely
And all of them feel they’ve...

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One of the teaching standards
Is 
Behaviour Management
&
Motivating & Engaging
Students

Classroom
Manage-
Ment
Putting
The Italian diplomat's 
Timeless wisdom on full display
Written after a night
At the pub
This EVERSELLER

After three weeks
Of employing...

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MASTERS
                    some false teachers
  ...

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With his alphabet spaghetti my son kept spelling ‘OOOOOO’
His teachers say he’s clever so what was I meant to do
But when I got it figured...

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Lily Mae McSwiggle buttered her blueberry croissant
And talked about her distant long-dead aunt
A fascinating way for us teachers to spend our mid-morning break
Almost more than...

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In the first grade, as well as I can now recall,
I took my lovely little Bonnie by the hand
[Held it in a firm clasp, she...

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G=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing.               ...

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You will love fourth grade I was told by everyone 
It is learning multiplication, algebra, truly much fun.
Do not get on the bad side though...

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there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven....

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Why me? I have to clean my room,
why does it have to be so soon?
Why me? I never get to play,
or have my friends over...

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We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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She is pompous, arrogant,
One sided. Espousing prophetic nonsense 
Self-assured for no reason whatsoever
I listen to her internal volcano
Trying to conquer me in one of her...

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