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Teachers Humorous Poems

These Teachers Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Teachers. These are the best examples of Humorous Teachers poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Lily Mae McSwiggle
Lily Mae McSwiggle buttered her blueberry croissant
And talked about her distant long-dead aunt
A fascinating way for us teachers to spend our mid-morning break
Almost more than...

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Categories: humorous, parody,



Premium Member The Kiss
In the first grade, as well as I can now recall,
I took my lovely little Bonnie by the hand
[Held it in a firm clasp, she...

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Categories: humorous, kiss, love, youth,

Premium Member Graduation Blessing
G=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing.               ...

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Categories: humorous, blessing, dream, family, friend,

Premium Member You Will Love Fourth Grade
You will love fourth grade I was told by everyone 
It is learning multiplication, algebra, truly much fun.
Do not get on the bad side though...

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Categories: humorous, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member Why me
Why me? I have to clean my room,
why does it have to be so soon?
Why me? I never get to play,
or have my friends over...

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Categories: children, humorous,



Premium Member We are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: humorous, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Babysitting First Graders
This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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Categories: humorous, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member I Picture the Grim Reaper Dragging Her Out
She is pompous, arrogant,
One sided. Espousing prophetic nonsense 
Self-assured for no reason whatsoever
I listen to her internal volcano
Trying to conquer me in one of her...

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Categories: humorous, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Where is Our Real Teacher
Where is our real teacher?
Yes.
Substitute teachers get asked this hourly.
Maybe even every eight minutes.

Sometimes I give a teacher a bathroom break.
Especially a pregnant teacher.
They need...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Learning - a Good Investment
A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
   ...

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Categories: books, education, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Judgment Lightly Ajar
Babies are droolers
Teachers are schoolers
Pitchers are foolers
Lawyers are duelers
Fishermen are spoolers
Faceters are jewelers
Needlers are crewelers
Kids are stoolers
Men are toolers
Women are rulers...

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Categories: baby, children, humorous, men,

Premium Member Baffling English Grammar
Durin' my shaky academic career I was an 'A' pupil in gym and art,

But when it came to parsin' sentences, my grades just fell apart!

I...

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Categories: education, humorous,

Premium Member Even the oppossum stuck up her nose
Our cupboards are full of junk no one would ever eat.
My husband has this little buy-too-many groceries problem.
Especially if they are on sale.
"I'm saving you...

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Categories: animal, food, humorous, husband,

Premium Member Goody Kindergarten Field Trip
Mary, did you get the memo about the meeting?
What meeting?
Today’s.
When is it?
Now.

No, I didn’t get it.
Come on.
I don’t think so.
I hate meetings.

Okay. But while I...

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Categories: humorous, funny, how i feel,

Premium Member Positives First, Teachers
Mighty yes, those horrible, awful statements and words said in a moment of anger hurt members of society.
And phrases written down during a selfish frenzy...

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Categories: humor, humorous, hurt, school,