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Teachers Humorous Poems

These Teachers Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Teachers. These are the best examples of Humorous Teachers poems written by international poets.

Sad Boys In Class
We sat in class,
Doing nothing new,
As time passed,
Teacher is late! Finish the work due!

Waited there, waited for long,
And someone started tapping his desk,
We all started...

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Categories: humor, humorous, school, teacher,

Premium Member Splashy
(tongue-in-cheek humor)

I understand there is a lawsuit, doc # 666, Neptune vs. Jersey. Apparently, windmills being put in the ocean off the Jersey coast was...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, allegory, analogy, angst, beach,

Premium Member Leave It Out Judge
The judge told the man, “You’re accused
By all of those that you abused.
You’re too touchy feely,
You touch and feel freely
And all of them feel they’ve...

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Categories: humorous, judgement,

Premium Member A Colleague Recommended I Read Machiavelli's 'The Prince' To Help Me Discipline My Class
One of the teaching standards
Behaviour Management
Motivating & Engaging

The Italian diplomat's 
Timeless wisdom on full display
Written after a night
At the pub

After three weeks
Of employing...

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Categories: humor, humorous, i am,

Quotes With Humor
                    some false teachers

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Categories: humorous, allusion, analogy, appreciation, extended

Premium Member Oooooo - For Four Line Light Verse Contest
With his alphabet spaghetti my son kept spelling ‘OOOOOO’
His teachers say he’s clever so what was I meant to do
But when I got it figured...

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Categories: education, food, humorous,

Premium Member Lily Mae Mcswiggle
Lily Mae McSwiggle buttered her blueberry croissant
And talked about her distant long-dead aunt
A fascinating way for us teachers to spend our mid-morning break
Almost more than...

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Categories: humorous, parody,

Premium Member The Kiss
In the first grade, as well as I can now recall,
I took my lovely little Bonnie by the hand
[Held it in a firm clasp, she...

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Categories: humorous, kiss, love, youth,

Premium Member Graduation Blessing
G=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing.               ...

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Categories: humorous, blessing, dream, family, friend,

Premium Member You Will Love Fourth Grade
You will love fourth grade I was told by everyone 
It is learning multiplication, algebra, truly much fun.
Do not get on the bad side though...

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Categories: humorous, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member Wayward Son
there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven....

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Categories: humorous, corruption, father son, funny,

Premium Member Why Me
Why me? I have to clean my room,
why does it have to be so soon?
Why me? I never get to play,
or have my friends over...

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Categories: children, humorous,

Premium Member We Are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: humorous, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Babysitting First Graders
This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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Categories: humorous, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member I Picture the Grim Reaper Dragging Her Out
She is pompous, arrogant,
One sided. Espousing prophetic nonsense 
Self-assured for no reason whatsoever
I listen to her internal volcano
Trying to conquer me in one of her...

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Categories: humorous, 10th grade, 11th grade,