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Friends Humorous Poems

These Friends Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Friends. These are the best examples of Humorous Friends poems written by international poets.

I'm just starting - in Trump's own words

Everything I've touched has turned to gold,
A feeling that never gets too worn or old,
I savor every moment, every win,
With my opponents stuck in their

Categories: confidence, humorous, parody, political,

Patience is a Virtue

Tough, but ever hip,
Our Miss Patience said,
"You all never tip,"
"So, patience is dead."

"Here's some more bad news,"
"You all leave a mess."
"Got grease on my shoes,"
"And

Categories: food, humorous,

Manic Mechanic

Friends told me of some dude they trusted

But left out the part he was lusted

This mechanic, you see

Wanted to work on ME!

And I went home

Categories: humorous,

MOLLY THE MOUSE

MOLLY THE MOUSE
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Molly the mouse, dressed in flair,
wore sun flowery dress with ribbons in hair.
     With a hat on her head,

Categories: 12th grade, fashion, humorous,

MOUSE PRINCESS

MOUSE PRINCESS
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In a kingdom where cheese was the prize,
Lived a mouse princess with green eyes.
     She donned a small crown,

Categories: 12th grade, humorous,

Shaggy Dog Story

Friends, humans, country bumpkins,
bend me your ears;
'tis too true a tale
I tell thee here...
Once upon a time,
knew a girl who owned a mutt
but she did

Categories: animal, dog, fun, humorous,

Pixie within the pink

Pixie within the pink
let me swirl your tyranny into the high-octaved melody of my earliest endurance
Right as the clock ticked to six, the creaking sound

Categories: humorous, 10th grade, children, color,

Heroics of the times

Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,  
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!  
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,

Categories: funny, humorous, light,

A Christmas Wish

May your annual commemoration
of the winter solstice
with one of the Earth's poles
at its maximum tilt from the sun
be abundant with innumerable manifestations
of felicity friends good

Categories: christmas, fun, humorous, silly,

The Elk

There once was an elk a lonely elk
not a wapiti or moose
who had no friends not even a whelk
so he went in search the silly

Categories: animal, fun, humorous, silly,

Class Reunion Dreamin'

All my friends are round 
And their hair is gray 
I can hardly walk 
On class reunion day 
I'd be safe and warm 
If I'd

Categories: age, angst, fate, humorous,

Tangled up in you

Tangled up in blue   Bob Dylan song contest

Tangled up in you


I remember the day I saw her, 
running down the avenue...
Chestnut hair flowing

Categories: humorous, light, love hurts,

By Accident

I spilled some wine on my blind date’s shirt.
He was vulgar and nothing like a gent.
Oh what a crying shame.
Guess I spilled that wine by

Categories: humorous,

The X In Xmas

Give me a kiss under the mistletoe
as
Christmas comes but once a year
gathering friends and family near
and
if X is a kiss is kissmas a word
if it

Categories: christmas, fun, humor, humorous,

Lad Humpty Dumpty

When Humpty Dumpty was but a wee lad,
a nurturing and loving mom he had.
She told her son, “Stay out of the sun.
Whatever you do, my

Categories: humorous,