Friends Humorous Poems
These Friends Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Friends. These are the best examples of Humorous Friends poems written by international poets.
The X In Xmas
Give me a kiss under the mistletoe
as
Christmas comes but once a year
gathering friends and family near
and
if X is a kiss is kissmas a word
if it...
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christmas, fun, humor, humorous,
Lad Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty was but a wee lad,
a nurturing and loving mom he had.
She told her son, “Stay out of the sun.
Whatever you do, my...
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humorous,
Unintentional InnuendoNOT FOR CONTEST
He took me to breakfast then suggested a movie -
he had a roomy, would watching at my place suit me?
Our first date, I...
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clothes, confusion, desire, humorous,
Chukar Plucker
On a recent trip I was gone
but not for long
to Eastern Oregon
where I saw my first chukar
(a partridge-like bird pronounced 'chucker')
which in time
compelled me to...
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bird, humorous,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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fun, funny, humorous, light,
For MeI have written another Country song for all my soupper friends who maybe feel a little bit selfish at times ... It's called "For Me"
You...
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humorous,
The Earth is an Ice FickleEarth is an Ice Fickle
Ice Fickle Earth by...
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earth, environment, humorous,
Aquaman's Aquatic Antics
There once was a hero, Curry,
Whose trident caused sea-folks to scurry.
With fish as his friends,
He made ocean amends,
"To protect the deep!" he'd say, "Hurry!"
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humorous, film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Ceasars Funeral‘Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.’
(Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 2)
Antony was happy to bury...
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humorous,
Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to followPutin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow
Initially written March 18th, 2023
and revised exactly two years later
tweaking the poem...
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humorous, absence, adventure, analogy, birth,
Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning
A fella with a lengthy willy
Said, “Reduction would be so silly…
“I make all my friends laugh
When it’s used as a scarf
Which prevents my neck getting...
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body, humorous,
Et Tu‘Et tu, Brute?‘
(Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 1)
hey what are friends for
...
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humorous,
The Bets Final Gossip
Well this will be my last Alphabet gossip poem
As l was summoned to Alphabet H.Q’s this morning
Told in no uncertain terms there will be ‘no...
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fun, humor, humorous, silly,
LaughingI didn't really laugh
I could have, though.
At who?
At myself?
At her?
At the irony of it all?
She always left an imprint on me.
Always gave me a new...
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anger, appreciation, confusion, humorous,
You're Invited to CollaborateI tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...
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humorous, introspection, political,