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Quote Left I hope you're all Republicans. Quote Right
Quote Left It's a very savage kind of humor, it comes out of a great deal of pain. Quote Right
Quote Left Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. Quote Right
Quote Left But now, says the Once-ler, now that you're here, the word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear. UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. Quote Right
Quote Left The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office. Quote Right
Quote Left But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even. Quote Right
Quote Left He does have, underneath a sort of serious exterior, a really wonderful sense of humor, ... It rarely shows itself in the trial lawyer mode, but it certainly does in personal relationships. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Quote Right
Quote Left Chemistry is important and I think humor is important. We're looking for somebody who can do the interviews and also the hot topics at the beginning of the show. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. Quote Right
Quote Left Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT! Quote Right
Quote Left I have often been downcast, but never in despair I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor is my mechanism for dealing with the hard reality of the world. Quote Right
Quote Left Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. Quote Right
Quote Left The storm starts, when the drops start dropping When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping. Quote Right
Quote Left What some people invent the rest enlarge. Quote Right
Quote Left The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed? Quote Right
Quote Left Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. Quote Right
Quote Left There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble Quote Right
Quote Left Oh, the humor! It's hysterical. And it's smart and goofy at the same time, kind of like a Neil Simon play or a Mel Brooks movie. I read it over and over again, and it changed me in the way of storytelling, seeing things differently. Quote Right
Quote Left If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think. Quote Right
Quote Left I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor. Quote Right
Quote Left Womens humor is part of the revolution. Quote Right
Quote Left I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. Quote Right
Quote Left I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. Quote Right
Quote Left I saw Sharp Humor break sharp so I just followed him. Quote Right
Quote Left Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again. Quote Right
Quote Left At one point, I thought that maybe humor was the best way to deal with it. I figured maybe I should get 12 old Jewish comedians, you know, Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner, to sit around a table and have them riff off 'The Protocols. Quote Right
Quote Left People had a habit of looking at me as if I were some kind of mirror instead of a person. They didn't see me, they saw their own lewd thoughts, then they white-masked themselves by calling me the lewd one. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Humorous

Quote Left For when you need to answer back humorously to a friend that did something stupid, "Hoe, you didn't." (Only use when this when said friend did the thing you told them not to do.) Quote Right