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Short Humorous Poems

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Short Humorous poem by Donna Golden| Details |

Bailout

More waste


With haste

Copyright © Donna Golden | Year Posted 2009

Short Humorous poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details |

TROUSERS

All trousers, 

Not Sirs!

Copyright © Muhammad Safa Thajudeen | Year Posted 2016

Short Humorous poem by JAN ALLISON| Details |

PENIS ENVY FOOTLE

Tinky Winky

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2014

Short Humorous poem by Samuel Durant| Details |

The Poem With No Title

This is the poem with no title.

Copyright © Samuel Durant | Year Posted 2014

Short Humorous poem by Brian Strand| Details |

SIGN OF THE TIMES a monstich

up front and personal...a selfie

Copyright © Brian Strand | Year Posted 2017

Short Humorous poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details |

MY CASE

I decide?

My case-

Soap case!

Copyright © Muhammad Safa Thajudeen | Year Posted 2015

Short Humorous poem by Teddy Kimathi| Details |

Beeloved

One who is loved by bees is beeloved!

Copyright © Teddy Kimathi | Year Posted 2016

Short Humorous poem by Brian Strand| Details |

A Footle I've only just begun

I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN

Oh my

too shy

Copyright © Brian Strand | Year Posted 2017

Short Humorous poem by BRIAN EATHERTON| Details |

I Left

She was wrong,
I was right,
So I left.

Copyright © BRIAN EATHERTON | Year Posted 2013

Short Humorous poem by BRIAN EATHERTON| Details |

She Left

I was wrong,
She was right
So she left

Copyright © BRIAN EATHERTON | Year Posted 2013

Short Humorous poem by Madeleine McLaughlin| Details |

Break

I needed a break so I jumped off the roof

Copyright © Madeleine McLaughlin | Year Posted 2016

Short Humorous poem by Sara Kendrick| Details |

Slave To Tobacco

Smoker Stoker

Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2014

Short Humorous poem by Timothy Hicks| Details |

Haiku 16

after hours
of wall-staring -
this drab haiku

Copyright © Timothy Hicks | Year Posted 2013

Short Humorous poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details |

FINGERS

Ladies fingers,

Become children's fingers!

Copyright © Muhammad Safa Thajudeen | Year Posted 2015

Short Humorous poem by Bob Fuhr| Details |

Humility

I am very proud to be
Number one in humility.

Copyright © Bob Fuhr | Year Posted 2016

Short Humorous poem by A.O. Taner| Details |

Binary

One is love, 
Zero is everything else. 


Copyright © A.O. Taner | Year Posted 2016

Short Humorous poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details |

HOUSING

Phones like Governments-

Providing housing!

Copyright © Muhammad Safa Thajudeen | Year Posted 2015

Short Humorous poem by njeri hunjeri| Details |

triple X

buffering.......................................

Copyright © njeri hunjeri | Year Posted 2015

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details |

Going to sleep

If one should embed 
one embeds in bed.

2017

Copyright © Volodymyr Knyr | Year Posted 2017

Short Humorous poem by Julie Leigh Rodeheaver | Details |

Apricot

Apricot
My juicy fruit
How I love
To eat you

Copyright © Julie Leigh Rodeheaver | Year Posted 2017

Short Humorous poem by Bill Lindsay| Details |

I'm an optimist, I found one

.
no, I didn't 
lose a sock 
in the dryer
.

Copyright © Bill Lindsay | Year Posted 2016

Short Humorous poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details |

BLACK INK

Snow like my skin,

In white paper black ink!

Copyright © Muhammad Safa Thajudeen | Year Posted 2014

Short Humorous poem by Paul Geiger| Details |

brand spanking new


brand spanking
new; the unused page
below

Copyright © Paul Geiger | Year Posted 2015

Short Humorous poem by George Zamalea| Details |

SNEEZING THE ROSE

 Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!

Copyright © George Zamalea | Year Posted 2013

Short Humorous poem by Bill Lindsay| Details |

and I thought I had bad breath

.
turtles 
can breathe 
through their 
butts
.

Copyright © Bill Lindsay | Year Posted 2016