Short Humorous Poems
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Howie Mandel,
the germophobe we all know well.
I look to his head and think:
so that's where all my Windex went!
Randy Hoards Brandy
Locks his stash secretly
Basement waterloggs
His animals go fuzz fuzz
Singing Glory to the keeper
The bigger/the richer/the faster the peach,
the better the chance to catch up someone's speech.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
a wise man will know
finding a worm in a pear…
better than half worm
10th January 2016
Cleaning teeth, what a relief,
When you know where they have been,
What I forced them to eat today
Really was obscene.
antsy
Nancy
boogie
woogie
fancy
dancy
dancy
Nancy
3/24/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©
The Chinese are going for bagels
The Jews head out for won ton
I really am not quite sure anymore
Which side I am on!
The thief had snatched her purse
but what made matters worse
he tripped and fell
into a well
and now he's in a hearse
You have to lose to become who you are,
I lose so much one day I'll go far,
and if I don't, sod it I'll go to the bar
No offense, one kid says.
But school lunch’s meat tastes like raccoon droppings.
Why would that be offensive? I wonder.
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory
Its an old saying,
stubborn as a mule
The old Italian
yanked,
and the donkey said,
"now that ain't cool"
She was my dearest mommy
smarter than any swami
a turn of bad luck
was hit by a truck
now she thinks she’s pastrami
Life was a burden till death set me free -
Now granite gravestone being hard on me?!
November 15, 2021
Three o'clock -- time soon, the principal stopped, was clocked, signed by both winners!
2019 September 08
You shouldn't poke at monkeys
unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved --
your fingers bitten off.
Found Fat On My Waist
Found fat on my waist,
From eating done with much haste,
Sure did love each taste.
Jim Horn
some smell sweet
to wash is a treat
make hair shine
you go wince and dine
and hair looks toot
its
HAIR AND
SHAMPOO
the scale is stuck
it won't go up
and, worse, it won't go down
so here I stand
towel in hand
fat and sporting a frown
Teri Yaaden Mirch Ki Tarah Teekhi Hain
Jab Bhi Aati Aankhen Nam Kar Jaati Hain
Roz Main Tumko Cheeni Kha Ke Sochta Hun.
William Shatner (Captain Kirk),
Best known for his acting work,
In music he would speak the song,
Resulting in a say-along.
Wayland Bunch a gaijin
With aspirations of being haijin
Worked tediously for some time
Writing poems that don’t even rhyme
brain food... school of fish
fish out of water... dead fish
off the hook... go fish
April 18, 2018
Praying for my enemies to die,
slow and painful as they cry,
it isn’t at all sly,
because,
if it ain’t they, it’s I
When in disagreement with you,
they label you "close minded",
this is the attribute of someone who,
is "close minded".