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Rhyme Humorous Poems

These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Quotable Quote
Who’d have thought
That wot I’d wrote,
Would ever be a
Quotable quote?

...

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Categories: humorous, fun, funny, giggle, humor,



Now I Feel Much Better
Some people have kicked me after I've fallen, 
they do it because they feel good
but if that's what they need to feel that they succeed...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grief, humorous, people, perspective,

Premium Member Your Words

Your words cut like a knife,                   ...

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Categories: humorous, family, friend, heart, words,

Premium Member Socks And Croc's In The Box
On my sixty-first birthday...
I was in for a surprise 
Family and friends joined me...
All the gals and guys
 
As they slowly came over...
One-by-one 
I knew...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Delightfully Alarming Wisdom on Farming
Beef is conceived in a package
  Onions are grown in a bag
Sardines swim best in oil
  Pebbles thrive in the soil

Today's teens don't...

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Categories: farm, food, humorous, youth,



Premium Member The House
The house,                                               ...

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Categories: humorous, flower, house, humor, sea,

Premium Member Full Circle
When I was little it was off to the playground we would go,    my cheeks would have a rosy pink glow.       ...

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Categories: humorous, child, fun, memory, smile,

Premium Member DIE DIE PESKY FLY - LIPOGRAM
 
Sweltering summer temperatures
and warm sultry summer nights
left me scratching my legs red raw
I hate receiving nasty insect bites
 
I’d slather bare limbs with cream
that...

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Categories: humorous, insect, summer,

Premium Member The Completely Cuckoo Cuckoo
[According to Mr Google, what we Brits call a vest is
what Americans call an undershirt]


The completely cuckoo cuckoo
Had got too big for his nest
And so...

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Categories: bird, humorous, nursery rhyme,

Premium Member The Spider
A Spider sat both broad and fat
In a wake of morning dew.
Hoping a juicy fly would catch its eye...
But any old bug would do.

The Spider...

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Categories: allegory, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Bitter Truth
This lovely fruit that clings to tree:
it beckons shyly, just to me.
Not an apple to pick, alas;
nor a fine pear--I almost pass.

But then a perfume...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, anxiety, beauty, confusion, fantasy,

The Coil
The coil spirals endlessly 
chambered secrets dwell
 an angel weeps across an infernal land
things sit in a quite hell
 the words are written 
fate is...

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Categories: humorous, angel, corruption, dark, evil,

Premium Member The Guv'ment Wants To Change My Name
Unruly rabble demolished statues of General Robert Lee.

Now, the politically correct clique is a-comin' after me!

My name is Robert Lee as well and 'twas so...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member The Fine Art of Axe-Throwing
Ever gone to throw an axe?
You’ll love it if you try.
Grip the handle and relax,
Standing firm into your tracks,
Release and let it fly.

Over end, the...

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© JD Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, humor, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Looking Back At You and Me
What do we see,                                           ...

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Categories: humorous, flower, hurt, love, world,