Rhyme Humorous Poems

As I fondled my plunder
A wind from down under 
Got caught on the breeze

It wafted and floated
But still I felt bloated
And dropped to my knees...

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The soup of the day, I'm sorry to say

Will be served neither hot or cold

Won't help if you pay, won't help if you pray

Cuz our...

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Space, the final frontier 

I'd rather be there my dear

Cuz I'm a man and a Star Trek fan

So beam me up Scotty, I'm here...

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      Good sense of humour :
       I always admire.
     ...

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Lay me down in open skies

Put the pennies on my eyes

Wrapped in my suit and tie of gray

Say a couple words of grace

Toss the earth...

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I told you so, I TOLD you so

But you never listen to me 

You're loud, proud, and your head's in a cloud

And your eyes are...

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I CAME

I SAW

I CONQUERED 

MY NAME 

IS PAUL 

I'M BONKERED...

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FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP

GOING BAREFOOT FEELS FINE AT THE TIME
YEAH AND SHOES DO TOO
SOMETIMES I NEED SOMETHING LIGHT
SOMETHING NOT QUITE SO TIGHT
ONLY SANDALS WILL DO

OF THE...

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When dancing round your handbag on the dance floor was a thing. 
When Bowie was major Tom and Elvis was king.


When your only worry was...

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Inspired by “Poems and Poets” by Anne Winter

“For once in my life,
I want to be a poem” — Anne Winter


If I were a poem
could my...

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I don't wanna be
a wannabe no more
waiting for opportunity
to come a'knocking
on my open door
and the day she does
tho' the lights are on
there's no one home
as...

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I'm that house who has been on the block for years
Who have seen many parties and lots of tears
I'm hearing rumors that I might be...

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Poets poised pens pulsating poetry.
Writing wonderful words with wisdom.
Making muses manipulate marvelous minds.
Setting suitable selected scribing schemes.
Regulating reasonably reliable required rhyme.
Also adding acceptable allocated alliterations.
Notable...

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Although
it’s a hard row to hoe
a rough furrow to harrow
and a tough trench to plough
there’s many a meadow to mow
I hereby avow
and tho' it may...

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'England is a nation of shopkeepers'
was never said by Bonaparte
but it was those self-same tradesmen
who kicked Napoleon’s ****
and
when at Waterloo they met
as he won the...

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