Rhyme Humorous Poems
These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.
neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abideneither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide
rather yours truly doth thrive
on keeping the ethos, mythos,
and pathos of Pigpen alive
subjected to eternal
abomination, brutalization,
condemnation, damnation,
emasculation, humiliation, ostracization,
who...
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humorous, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Watch Out Big Foot
Our home came from an old apple tree,
the storm came and we had to flee.
We still make honey for brie,
all my wonderful siblings and me.
I...
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humorous, family, food, fun, giggle,
Daystar
Days hold the sun
And many wonderful
Yawns
Stars twinkling will be held
Tonight by the sky
And moon
Rising over the mountain top...
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humorous, day, fun, moon, sky,
Look At What I Found
This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot...
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humorous, blue, children, fun, giggle,
Down A Path With NatureQuote By Poet: "Morning arrives when the brilliant sun first kisses the earth."
A new morning is now arriving
...
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humorous, butterfly, dance, flower, joy,
In My Pretty Garden
In my pretty garden,
I see a new blossom.
Each morning the flowers,
welcome me with their silence.
I love to see the swirling butterflies,
going in for...
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humorous, beauty, flower, old, silence,
I Miss - What I Miss
I miss true friends,
today people want to have it their way.
I miss the ocean,
pretty blue waves with white caps.
I miss being a child,
when life was...
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humorous, dad, friend, heaven, home,
The Cheese Wars
It's a new day as the hot sun starts,
here reporting on the cheese battle.
Overnight the wine and cheese taverns,
moved in for the cracker spread.
The cider...
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humorous, food, fun, giggle, sun,
FartinaCould there be anything sweeter,
than our little dog named Fartina,
I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws,
they no longer come over because,
the gaseous funky green...
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humorous, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Smile on my FaceSmile on my Face
When I woke up this morning,
I realised that I had died.
This came as such a shock,
In fact, I almost cried.
My body was...
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beautiful, death, heaven, humorous,
A cock and bull tale - Risque Rhyme
New farmer whose first name is Guy
Confesses he's using AI
His cows are sans bulls
But for lassies he pulls
He uses his todger - AYE AYE!...
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farm, humorous,
Nowhere PeopleFriendly user, you're so kind
When you stop to look around
I am standing right behind
Like your shadow on the ground
We can't see us, we are...
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humorous, people, philosophy, society,
No more Mexican at nightHad a dream about doctors,
and broken bones, and needles,
All the while listening to
Bob Dylan...
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humorous,
OHares Idea of Heredityheredity gave me my eyes, my face, my teeth, my hair.
Also my father, who looked exactly like me said O’Hare
O’Hare is a fabulous red head,...
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humorous,
Sprightly Sprites One Two Threeone witty Wibblesnow wobbling along
two terrible Tillymows tutting their tongue
three thin Thiggleheads throwing some spoons
four furry Fillimots flying in balloons
five feathered Foulies fumbling a dance
six...
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humorous, crazy, fairy, fantasy, fun,