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Rhyme Humorous Poems

These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Finding Your Musette In Easter
Easter                        ...

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Categories: humorous, celebration, easter, food, god,



Premium Member A Happy Birthday Dream
Happy Birthday,                       ...

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Categories: humorous, birthday, dream, fun,

Premium Member Headless Penguins Doing Their Dance
Headless penguins doing their dance
Walking their walk on the pebble sea of chance
Their fat little tummies pushed out so proud
But no voices at all in...

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Categories: humorous, 4th grade, 5th grade,

In the Kitchen Cabinets
One box was stamped two thousand fifteen;
Another two thousand and five.
If I ate the pasta inside them,
Do you think I would still be alive?

Some crackers...

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Categories: humorous,

Testing Positive for CUPID-20
Will it be a fling?
This ‘social distancing’
Or is it here to stay
Like that hasty marriage
Where both partners pay
And before locking down
The whole town
It didn’t occur...

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© VIJAI PANT  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, humorous, love, relationship,



Premium Member My Runaway Yellow Limed Clock
My clock ran away taking the time
There was no warning, just up and went.
I’d give a nickel, maybe a dime.
To keep track of the weeks...

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Categories: humorous, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Things You Miss
A thing I'd never seen before
A spider dwelt above my door,
Him or his web I'd never seen
Until we all got quarantined.

Things you miss, you never...

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© Gary Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: home, humorous,

Lockdown
We can’t go out so what to do?
How do we spend our time?
Imagination, racing thoughts
My brain on overtime.

There’s gardening, painting, DIY
Non urgent jobs to do,
They’re...

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Categories: humor, humorous,

Premium Member Of Whine and Cheese
To whimper and snivel a little if you please,
Is like a small bit of old whine and cheese.
It will get you just as far as...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Premium Member WE'VE NOTHING TO GO ON

Our public toilets have been locked
to stop people from stealing
The depths that some folk stoop to
is really quite revealing

They stole the toilet paper
from dispensers on...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Being With You
Under the canopy of the pine trees we lay,                ...

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Categories: humorous, day, sky, star, tree,

We Are The Loafs
We are the loafs
From China to Chile
No matter the seasons 
We never change

We are the loafs
We don't beg to be something else
But the loafs
No matter...

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Categories: cheer up, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Woven Are These Pages In Poetic Verse
Woven are these pages in poetic verse,

With bare threads of our deepest feelings,

You will find laughter, tears and remorse,

and words of wisdom, prayer and healings.


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Categories: humorous, angel, anger, wine, wisdom,

Premium Member I am King Cat She Says
I’m King Cat she said with her nose in the air
Majestic, regal, confident, super soft hair.
A female King, I said dubiously, but aloud,
Heard of Nefertiti?...

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Categories: humorous, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Butterflies Around
Butterflies around,                       ...

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Categories: humorous, angel, blue, flying,

Premium Member Tweets About Treats


Said the sparrow to the robin
"Here they come again"
"Yes, they're bringing food"
Chirped up the tiny wren.

"Do they think we're starving?"
 Asked a noisy thrush,
"I am,...

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© Gary Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bird, humorous, imagination,

Tales of the Gottaways
grandpa, a hard rock fisherman
and fractured fly rod journeyman 
eyed a fish in the morning mist 
kissing with giggle and lemon twist

he said he saw...

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Categories: fishing, humorous,

Premium Member Finding A Treasure In The Sand
As I walk the sandy beach,                   ...

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Categories: humorous, beach, blue, daughter, me,

Premium Member You Ask What Matters Most
I hear them say,                     ...

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Categories: humorous, old, today, youth,

Premium Member Pancake Batter Bessie
Pancake Batter Bessie
She makes flapjacks so fine
Avoiding corn syrup 
With Tabasco, liver and onions sublime.

We try to stop her 
But she is obtrusive and a...

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Categories: humorous, 4th grade, 5th grade,