Rhyme Humorous Poems
These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.
Ghetto ClownI'm a Ghetto clown, a fool for the cash/
Juggling dreams while the world does a dash/
If laughter's a crime, then call me a crook/
I'll steal...
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humorous, character, cheer up, cool,
Zebra poem Cunning BeastThe Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!
The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends...
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Categories:
humorous, africa, animal, cute, fun,
The Earth is an Ice FickleEarth is an Ice Fickle
Ice Fickle Earth by...
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Categories:
earth, environment, humorous,
Diddly Dolediddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl
diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!
...
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Categories:
humorous, cool, crazy, food, fun,
A Guy With A GoldenA guy with a Golden, a Teddy, a Pearl
...
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humorous, appreciation, dog, friend, friendship,
THE OLD CHICKEN COUPThere she stood with tears rolling down her face and cheeks
Looking downward – such innocence – mild and meek
Her first trip to the slaughter house...
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child, humorous,
Text sent to granddaughter I heard your exciting news today
A brand new baby on the way
Congratulations to you and your man
I’m so delighted to be a great...
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baby, granddaughter, humorous,
Wine in my GlassWine in my glass?
I would fall on my ……
I cannot imagine this
Not a sniff or a kiss
Maybe it’s just me
But wine would not be
A drink...
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humorous,
RoboCop's Rough Justice Rhyme
A cyborg named Murphy, quite tough,
Said, "Your crimes? That's enough, bloody guff!"
With his metal-clad thigh,
He'd make villains all cry,
Then ask, "Would you like some hand-cuffed......
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humorous, character, film, fun, hilarious,
The Barmaid's TaleYou say you’re waitin’ on that beer
...
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humorous, appreciation, drink, for her,
The Farmer’s WifeWhat you doin’ up there in that clock son?
I ran up here to watch, mom.
Watch what, son?
...
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Categories:
humorous, nursery rhyme,
The Gym Awaits
Yesterday I thought of going to the gym
for a minute considered going for a swim
then I remembered I had better things to do
convinced I could...
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humorous,
Asking My Granddaughter About Her Major in CollegeI do not have a smidgeon of an idea
Speaker is my teenage granddaughter Rhea
I thought you were a senior in college, I say.
She nods her...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
Uh-Oh, No-Nos
This poem contains sexual talk
partial and frontal nudity
...
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Categories:
giggle, humorous, language,
NO TO THE SHOWNO TO THE SHOW
You’re lying he said and shook his head
I know there is no witch in the wardrobe
And if she were there, I would...
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Categories:
character, humorous, kid,