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Rhyme Humorous Poems

These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.

The Bare Bones

If my head bone's connected to the...neck bone,

And my neck bone's connected to the...rib bone,

And my rib bone's connected to the...back bone,

And my back bone's

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And The Oscar Goes To

All the lovers...will be bummin'

All the haters...will be hummin'

At the Oscars...they'll be drummin'

I did NAZI...that one cummin'

Categories: anti bullying, humorous,

Hark! Who Goeth There?

Me Thinketh you Doth Puteth a spell on me!

My heart Doth Fluttereth like a Flutterbly.

Your Thundereth, Thumpereth, where Dareth I be,

Your Busteth a Musteth, or

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Mind Your Own Bizzness

Wanna be a Millionaire?
Start a Bizz!

If you're Gonna be the Mayor...
Be a Whizz!

Wanna be in Open Air?
Hide da Frizz!

If you're Gonna be a Bear...
Be a

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It's a Movie Life for Me

It's time to watch a movie!

I'll just take a peek at "Prime."

I hope the flick is groovy,

Cuz I watch them all the time!

It's time for

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Red-Eye Jedi

The Force! The Force!
No Coda yet for Me!
Ooh! Scary it may Be!

A Horse! A Horse!
Then Yoda said to Me...
"Mmm, Wary you should Be!"

The Course? The

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Flavor Flay

How should I spend my Day?

What would Bobby Flay say?

He'd say..."Just Flay the Flavor,"

"And then Savor the Day!"

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Whiplash

I see a viral nation indeed

I see a violation of need

I need a long vocation at sea

I need a short vacation from me

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Neal and Bob

Meet Bob:
Bob just lost his job!
Toiled twenty years.
Poor pitiful slob.

Meet Neal:
He cut a better deal!
Foiled his pension,
When he ratted out Bob.

Back to Bob:
Heard about Neal!
Heard

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Doctor Will's Energy Pills

So, lost your get up and go?
No! can't pay your monthly bills?
Well, there's one drug you should know,
Dr. Will's Energy Pills.

There's no need for you

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TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY
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After a day filled with rhyme,
Storm the Squirrel found time, sublime.
    In a tub full of lathering foam,

Categories: 12th grade, humorous, poetess,

I'm just starting - in Trump's own words

Everything I've touched has turned to gold,
A feeling that never gets too worn or old,
I savor every moment, every win,
With my opponents stuck in their

Categories: confidence, humorous, parody, political,

Multiple Head Wounds

Bang her head, against your bed,

The rhythm sets the pace for us all.

When it's dead, and all is said,

She'll comfort all of us when we

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Buy One, Get One Free

So overfed, the nice salesman said, 

"You clipped my wings, oh how they bleed, Ed."

Low overhead, so we spent our bread,

On many things, we never

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If Mother Only Knew

My right ear quit growing 

The left one only grew

That night without knowing 

My Bro' quit growing too

Father found life boring

He left when we were

Categories: family, humorous,