Rhyme Humorous Poems | Examples

These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Jetpack Royale

Flying past the hillsides,
flying pat the bays,
flying past the cabin
where I might just like to say.
Flying past the tall trees,
branches scrape my feet,
’tis the finest jetpack
you can buy with money.

Ain’t no toil,
in my jetpack royal,
my view is unspoiled
in my jetpack royal,
so high the blood boils
in my jetpack royal,
the schemes that I’ll foil
in my jetpack royal.

Flying through the cities,
over the suburbs,
flying past the park where
kids by swings wait their turn.
Flying over mountains,
past the birds of prey,
the eagles give strange looks
then dive out of my way!

Ain’t no toil,
in my jetpack royal,
my view is unspoiled
in my jetpack royal,
so high the blood boils
in my jetpack royal,
the schemes that I’ll foil
in my jetpack royal.

Oh, free flying,
so high and free,
I wish you had
a jetpack like me.
If I had cash
I’d buy you one,
we’d soar up high
and have too much fun!

Ain’t no toil,
in my jetpack royal,
my view is unspoiled
in my jetpack royal,
so high the blood boils
in my jetpack royal,
the schemes that I’ll foil
in my jetpack royal.
Categories: adventure, flying, fun, humorous,


Premium MemberDrugs

My parents gave me love and hugs
and told me just say no to drugs.
Now, this is really just a guess,
but if I'm talking to drugs,
then I think I've said "Yes"!
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: drug, humorous,

JUST RIGHT, In Two Parts

College Before Family, 1982
My pen just writes
My dog just bites
My wife just fights
And I just might
Decide everything’s alright.

Empty Nest, 2025
Life didn’t quite yield that plight
Because the pen barely writes
The pups play fight
The kids had height
Were polite
And actually bright
The wife’s a delight
Most days and nights
My life might be trite,
And I’m good with this slight rewrite.
© Robert Moe  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, children, dog, family, happiness,

Premium MemberETERNAL STATE

ETERNAL STATE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Brain cells fade like stars at dawn's first light.
Skin cells age, too, losing their youthful flexibility and might.

Hair cells, once proud, now surrender their strands, and
even their vibrant hues lose to time's unyielding hands.

So, why amidst this cycle do fat cells have a different fate?
No matter my age they seem to have an annoying eternal state.
Categories: 12th grade, fate, humorous,

Premium MemberOoh! That's Gooey and Chewy!

I'd rather eat Kangaroo 

Wrapped in Kitty Poo

Dipped in Doggy Doo

Than to Pity You
Categories: humorous,


Premium MemberCrack in the Mirror

The crack in your heart is as wide,

As the crack that's parting your hide.

Just part your cheeks in the mirror,

Your crack will reek so much clearer!
Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberHERE'S TO YOU, PUMPKIN PIE

HERE’S TO YOU, PUMPKIN PIE! 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the morning sun rises high and bright
     pumpkin pie for breakfast—oh, what a delight!

the crust is flaky, the filling so sweet,
     cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger—what a treat!.

I take a bite, and oh, such heavenly bliss,
     the flavors meld, a culinary kiss.

the pumpkin puree, its spices swirl 
     flow with whipped cream, a dream for this ol’ girl. 

so let the critics say, "Pie for breakfast? No way!"
     I'll take a slice, come what may.

so here's to you, dear pumpkin pie.
     I don’t care if you go straight to my thighs.
Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberMen in Tights

Spiritual Ritual Knights

Critical Cynical Fights

Brandishing their Mannish "Shwing" in Tights

Masochistic Monolithic Sights
Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberLetters that are sound enhancing

Letters that are sound enhancing
and trippingly through my words go dancing ~
that’s the language that I seek
to get all my verse to speak, 
though mostly ~ tongue-in-cheek.
© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, poetry, writing,

Premium MemberThe Itchy, Twitchy, Writer

Writer's Block, just blocked my thoughts again!

Scratched my scratchy head, with Itchy Pen.

But, no cure can cure a Writer's Rash!

Uninspired, sired "Inspiration Crash!"

        Do©to® $©®@t©h M@$t€®
Categories: humorous, poetry,

Premium MemberPRIVATE SCREAMINGS!!!

Well, it's inspection time again!
The Boys in the Barracks are wiping,
buffing, spit-polishing, belts and buckles...
Lest they feel the Wrath of their D.I.'s Knuckles!

Now, once they're all prepped and polished,
Some may soon find...their world demolished!
silence falls...Quick footsteps down the hall...
Not, One, Soul, Is, BREATHING...At ALL!

ATTEN-SHUN! BARRACKS READY FOR INSPECTION SIR!
AS YOU WERE CORPORAL! What Have We Got HERE?
You MAGGOTS! Look like something that...
Got PAID!, Got LAID!!, and then...Got...FRAPPE'D!!!

YOU...CALL...YOURSELVES...MARINES???
CUZ, I'VE GOT A BETTER DESCRIPTION!... LADIES!!!
PRIVATE KLUTZ!!!, STEP FORWARD!!!
THIS...is what the H, E, double Hockey Sticks...I MEAN!

What the HELL!...is that...GACK!!!...on your RACK???
It looks like...you Lost your PAY...Playing...POKER!!!
Couldn't AFFORD...to get...LAID!...
Couldn't AFFORD...to Get... FRAPPE'D!!!

Then YOU...told...ALL...The Others...YOUR BROTHERS!!!
YOUUU!...FELT SICK...BUT INSTEAD...WHIPPED YOUR WICK!!!
IF YOU PREFER TO BLOW...GUNK!!!...ON YOUR...BUNK!!!
THEN...SAVE YOUR GRAVY!!!...AND...JOIN...THE...NAVY!!!

AS YOU WERE...PRIVATE!!!
Categories: humorous, military,

Premium MemberNo Sloppy Kisses, Please!

Been riding on love's painbow,

Need wide variety lips.

Came looking for a rainbow,

All I found was more Q-tips!
Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberI dreamed I asked my dog Bixby

I dreamed I asked my dog Bixby,
"What should the third of your tricks be?"
He said, "I'll walk on a tightrope.
But if I fall, I have high hope,
if I break something, you'll fix me.
© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, best friend, dog, dream,

Premium MemberThe Bare Bones

If my head bone's connected to the...neck bone,

And my neck bone's connected to the...rib bone,

And my rib bone's connected to the...back bone,

And my back bone's connected to the...hip bone,

And my hip bone's connected to the...thigh bone,

And my thigh bone's connected to the...knee bone,

And my knee bone's connected to the...shin bone,

And my shin bone's connected to the...ankle bone,

And my ankle bone's connected to the...foot bone,

And my foot bone's connected to the...toe bone,

And my toe bone's connected to the...pay phone!

Wish I was connected to the...wish bone!
Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberAnd The Oscar Goes To

All the lovers...will be bummin'

All the haters...will be hummin'

At the Oscars...they'll be drummin'

I did NAZI...that one cummin'
Categories: anti bullying, humorous,

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