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Rhyme Humorous Poems

These Rhyme Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Humorous Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Ghetto Clown
I'm a Ghetto clown, a fool for the cash/
Juggling dreams while the world does a dash/
If laughter's a crime, then call me a crook/
I'll steal...

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Categories: humorous, character, cheer up, cool,



Premium Member Zebra poem Cunning Beast
The Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!

The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends...

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Categories: humorous, africa, animal, cute, fun,

Premium Member The Earth is an Ice Fickle
Earth is an Ice Fickle
Ice Fickle Earth                  by...

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Categories: earth, environment, humorous,

Premium Member Diddly Dole
diddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl

diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!



...

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Categories: humorous, cool, crazy, food, fun,

A Guy With A Golden
A guy with a Golden, a Teddy, a Pearl
                ...

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Categories: humorous, appreciation, dog, friend, friendship,



THE OLD CHICKEN COUP
There she stood with tears rolling down her face and cheeks
Looking downward – such innocence – mild and meek
Her first trip to the slaughter house...

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Categories: child, humorous,

Premium Member Text sent to granddaughter
 I heard your exciting news today
A brand new baby  on the way
Congratulations to you and your man
I’m so delighted to be a great...

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Categories: baby, granddaughter, humorous,

Premium Member Wine in my Glass
Wine in my glass?
I would fall on my ……
I cannot imagine this
Not a sniff or a kiss

Maybe it’s just me
But wine would not be
A drink...

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Categories: humorous,

RoboCop's Rough Justice Rhyme

A cyborg named Murphy, quite tough,
Said, "Your crimes? That's enough, bloody guff!"
With his metal-clad thigh,
He'd make villains all cry,
Then ask, "Would you like some hand-cuffed......

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Categories: humorous, character, film, fun, hilarious,

The Barmaid's Tale
You say you’re waitin’ on that beer
                  ...

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Categories: humorous, appreciation, drink, for her,

Premium Member The Farmer’s Wife
What you doin’ up there in that clock son?

      I ran up here to watch, mom.

Watch what, son?

           ...

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Categories: humorous, nursery rhyme,

Premium Member The Gym Awaits
Yesterday I thought of going to the gym
for a minute considered going for a swim
then I remembered I had better things to do
convinced I could...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Asking My Granddaughter About Her Major in College
I do not have a smidgeon of an idea
Speaker is my teenage granddaughter Rhea
I thought you were a senior in college, I say.
She nods her...

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Categories: humor, humorous,

Premium Member Uh-Oh, No-Nos
     This poem contains sexual talk

         partial and frontal nudity

   ...

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Categories: giggle, humorous, language,

NO TO THE SHOW
NO TO THE SHOW

You’re lying he said and shook his head
I know there is no witch in the wardrobe
And if she were there, I would...

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Categories: character, humorous, kid,


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