Humorous Poems | Examples of Humorous Poetry

I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde, said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride." Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe she weren't-- the first thing she did was dump me in dirt. I saddled up hopeful, boots shiny and proud, "Maybe" just yawned and sat down on the ground. I pulled, and I pushed,...

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I saw her in a meadow high Where red flowers touch the sky Her eyes were mournful, so much inside I looked within, skepticism died (chorus) I'm in love with a big blue cow And a big blue cow loves me She don't have a job, but she survives Without that college degree She don't take drugs, and she don't drink We agree about politics,...

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I announce a decree, overactive bladder, pee frequently. I must haste to and fro, because I just really have to go. Gangway, vacate the loo, or I'm going to splash all over you! I wear industrial size diapers that are pricey, I'm a human waterfall, how dicey. Aging isn't easy, I know this poem is cheesy, but I still can do a little dance, as I've nicknamed...

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Oh my, she's cooking one of her own kind! Has she gone completely out of her mind? Sauteing that cut of beef is all too altruistic even worse, her behavior is cannibalistic! I don't know who she's trying to impress but her folly will put her diner under duress. After one look at Molly May cooking a steak, whoever it is will...

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...For two weeks Lester worked that pyrite vein, and every day a brand new dollar came, at the end he hug dug out two cart’s worth, said Higgs, “Now that’s enough work in the earth.” He smiled proud, they dragged it to the trains, Lester still sure the old man was insane, once loaded up, he said, “I will return in six...

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Lester sat in Lisa’s café that morn, his eyes mindlessly staring out the door, it was July of 1889, and new work young Lester now had to find. He’d left Jud’s ranch when he refused to pay, did some small jobs, but not much came his way, had heard some mines were opening up here, but he might starve before they did,...

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How do you do, Point of Exclamation?! We love your disposition of hooray, We bask in your uplifting sensation, Without you words would dry up in dismay. “Oh thank you, I’m fantastic! Awesome! Great! I thrive indeed on fulsome words of praise, My final punch is not to punctuate - My one and only goal is...

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winter tree scribble on paper shattered glass aging masterpiece blood vessels interrupted sleep morning bed hair porcelain crazing drought dry earth think quickly fungal strands frozen pond uh-oh straw on floor slept-in sheets did I lock the door letter from a pocket can’t reach that itch tickly cough grandad’s skin winter tree ...

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Blinded by the light Riding my bike in the middle of the night Pity my plight I ran over the foot of a runner in the night I admitted my flaw, but then we both saw a UFO with 2 diplomats the runner he said "oy" And in a ploy to annoy A tractor beam pulled my bike and our hats. They said "we...

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Love without Love within Love where I am where I’ve been Beginning to think: far too much abundance of this foolish, loving folly, so I kicked my wagging tail collie -- loving view~ it just ain’t fair! – attempting to escape, I journeyed to the zoo wouldn’t you know it, two loving ape there too along to the park high in birch nest spied I a pair of...

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The tattoos all over the body of that young lady ~ what will they look like when she's seventy or eighty? I'm afraid the ass of that sweet young lass smelling flowers above her reclining lover in the grass will slowly start squatting down on his bearded face, alas....

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there was a bookie named Jennings who had to pay the mob his winnings one day it was said he kept them instead and was later found floating in the Hudson ...

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A mouse, quite the agile small chap, Played hide-and-seek, right in cat's lap. The cat, with a yawn, Said, "This game's gone on, I'm napping, you rodent, perhaps?" ©bfa032225 ...

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The lightning, with flash and a boom, Said, "I'm king of the stormy dark room!" But the sun, with a sigh, Said, "You're just a quick fry, While I'm shining, you're doomed to consume!" ©bfa032225 ...

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Every mistake we make without malice with more ignorance than knowledge the correct result always appears even by trial and error and the law of chance if it does not cause irreparable damage ... in the process... ! TO MAKE ERROR IS A HUMAN THING BUT BE CAREFUL !!!...

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