Humorous Poems | Examples of Humorous Poetry

Flavor Flay

How should I spend my Day?

What would Bobby Flay say?

He'd say..."Just Flay the Flavor,"

"And then Savor the Day!"

Whiplash

I see a viral nation indeed

I see a violation of need

I need a long vocation at sea

I need a short vacation from me

BRAINS

Eating them won’t make you smarter 
Flying them, frying them won’t make you high 
Scraping them off the pavement 
Certainly, won’t make you fly 
Peeling them off some stickers 
May certainly make you laugh and cry 
At the same time like me 
Synchronicity 
There’re always two sides to every coin 
Just like there are two

The Sauce is the Boss

Big news! Sponge Bob married Miss Piggy!

Got pregnant and named the kid Twiggy.

Piggy's sauce was the boss,

Twiggy sucked up the sauce,

But, it made Twiggy a bit jiggy!


Her thirst for Piggy's sauce wouldn't stop,

Sucked it down to the very last drop!

Then Twiggy kept yellin',

Her belly kept swellin',

Looked like a seed tick ready to Pop!


Poor Sponge Bob,

Neal and Bob

Meet Bob:
Bob just lost his job!
Toiled twenty years.
Poor pitiful slob.

Meet Neal:
He cut a better deal!
Foiled his pension,
When he ratted out Bob.

Back to Bob:
Heard about Neal!
Heard about the deal,
Neal got robbed by Bob.

Neal shot Bob!
Bob bled on Neal!
Aah, who cares?
Anybody got time for Neal and Bob?

MIRROR, MIRROR

MIRROR, MIRROR*
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Wearing a green gown, stood Starr~
a squirrel princess known near and far.
   In front of her mirror she did prance
  With an ego royal, filled with self-romance
“Mirror, speak of my beauty. Show me some devoir!

The mirror was wise, tried not to speak.
Thought of the princess as ugly antique.
   

El Nino Brown

He was Bad, Bad, El Nino Brown,
Baddest cat in the whole damn town.
Badder than Super Fly,
Women with the wink of an eye.

Well Nino, he was fightin',
Some dude that tried to snatch his wife.
So Nino, fast as lightnin',
Stabbed him with his switchblade knife.

But, poor Nino, didn't notice,
That the cat he cut, wasn't Dead.
So, as sneaky, as

Doctor Will's Energy Pills

So, lost your get up and go?
No! can't pay your monthly bills?
Well, there's one drug you should know,
Dr. Will's Energy Pills.

There's no need for you to gripe,
No indeed, says Mister Depp.
Puts the lead back in your pipe,
And the pep back in your step!

Dr. Will will always call,
Once that you are of the mind.
That thru Winter,

THE FAMOUS ACORN HEIST OF 2023

THE FAMOUS ACORN HEIST OF ‘23
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There once was a squirrel named Hank,
 Who rode on a Harley, quite swank.
     To the food bank he quickly sped,
     With a heist planned in his head,
For acorns, he thought he could prank.

He zoomed past the trees with a whoop and

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY
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After a day filled with rhyme,
Storm the Squirrel found time, sublime.
    In a tub full of lathering foam,
    with effervescent glass she imbibed at home.
Sipping champagne, enjoying her poetic prime!

With bubbles that danced all around,
she admired words and verses she’d found.
     “But

Don't Flipper, Skipper!

They called him Skipper, Skipper, fighting the lightning,

No one you see, more careless than he.

And we know Skipper, sleeps in the deep as he wonders,

Lying there under, under the sea!

Beware of Mama Bear

My Mama told me, "Don't get Lippy!"

"Better back up, and I mean Skippy!"

Scrunched up eyes, bloodshot Red,

Punched two teeth, from my Head!

I joined a Cult, became a Hippy!

Prose Before Bros

Thought I'd razzle and see where it goes.

"Should I dazzle my Bros with my Prose?

"NO INTERRUPTIONS PLEASE!"

Then I abruptly sneezed...

And ALL the words got stuck in my NOSE!

DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY

DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
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In days of yore, when youthful vigor shone,
    I danced with abandon and never did I moan. 
 
Twirl, shimmy, shake, I did spin and sway,
    with caution to the wind, I danced the night away.

I lost myself in the beat and sound,
   

I'm just starting - in Trump's own words

Everything I've touched has turned to gold,
A feeling that never gets too worn or old,
I savor every moment, every win,
With my opponents stuck in their unsightly bin.

The more they shout and flail their arms,
The more my inner soul it calms,
Their din is music to my ears,
It gives me pep; it takes off years.

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