Poem Topics Related to Humorous
Read wonderful humorous poetry on the following sub-topics:
adults, birthday, christmas, death, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, middle school, rhyme, school, silly, teachers
and more.
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SAY WHAT
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White Wolf
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fun, humorous,
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Three Wishes
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Larry Bradfield
| Rhyme |
humorous,
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The Czar With Tiny Sour Grapes
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Caren Krutsinger
| Light Verse |
humorous,
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Six-Word Couplet Series Encore
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CayCay Jennings
| Couplet |
funny, humorous, senses, silly,
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What to Expect in the Future
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John Blake
| Couplet |
crazy, death, future, humorous,
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Adult Jack And Jill
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Jack Ellison
| Limerick |
humorous,
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Takiing Care Of The Babysitter
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Caren Krutsinger
| Light Verse |
humorous, 5th grade, 6th grade,
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Grossialdo
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
| Rhyme |
fantasy, friendship, horror, humorous,
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Americans Can't Spell
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Nina Parmenter
| Limerick |
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
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Barbershop Quartet
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Rhona McFerran
| Free verse |
community, humanity, humor, humorous,
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Autocorrect Questions
by Eric Nelson Manley Shelman
The AutoCorrect Questions
What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...
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List |
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Categories:
feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Truth Is
by Eric Nelson Manley Shelman
Truth Is...
Truth is whatever you want it to be!
Truth can be both or neither conceptual and perceptual!
Truth can be both or neither objective and subjective!
Truth...
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List |
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, deep, humorous,
Rainy Play Day
by Rhona McFerran
Slosh Sploshes
in my Galoshes
reveling in the rain
Muddle Muck
I am a Duck
and cannot be contained
Flap Slap
something Madcap
waddling soaking wet
My mother says
I am the Muddiest
thing she has...
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Free verse |
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Categories:
assonance, childhood, humor, humorous,
Pitter Patter
by Gary Smith
Pitter patter, pitter patter
Came the falling rain,
Drumming in sweet harmony
Upon my window pane.
Glad though I to be inside
Not outside looking in,
For surely I'd be miserable
And...
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Rhyme |
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humorous, rain,
Something New
by deb radke
My shrink said try something new:
Found a new recipe,
Made lamb chops barbecue.
When my husband dug in
He said ugh. Oh, pee-ee-yew!
So I bought a new nightie:
See-through...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
break up, conflict, humorous,
NOT CURRYING FAVOUR
by JAN ALLISON
When dining with Angie and Peter
I let out a terrible fetor
Leaping up in a hurry
I blamed yesterday’s curry
Room fragrance soon made the air sweeter!
FICTION POEM
10/16/18
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Limerick |
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Categories:
humorous, wind,
Halloween Nwight
by Lu Loo
I taught I taw a weird sight on Halloween nwight,
I swear, I can still picture it in my horrwified head.
Mr. Magoo was there and...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
halloween, humorous,
It Reads Like A Rap
by Nick Trim
Your rhyme reads like a rap they say,
a rap I say,
a rap they say,
perhaps but rap is rhyme you see,
it's rhyme really,
it's rhyme you see,
this...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
hip hop, humorous, nonsense,
What Did God Do On The Seventh Day
by Robert L. Hinshaw
The Good Book tells us that God rested on The Seventh Day,
To unwind upon His Throne and His handiwork survey.
He foresaw the mess we mere...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
god, humorous,
Bake a Cake
by JENNIFER PROXENOS
Bake a Cake
Go ahead and crack an egg,
Mother Patsy and daughter Meg,
Could just not get it right,
It would, crash, splash with might,
On Grandpa’s wooden leg!
So...
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Limerick |
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humorous,
BLIND DATE - NOW A COLLABORATION
by JAN ALLISON
My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!
10/15/18
Your bestie's blind...
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Limerick |
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best friend, humorous, relationship,
An Unlikely Romance
by Rhona McFerran
Unlikely
this romance between
Miss Cricket
and stodgy
Buddy Biddle, so stagnant
set in his ways, stuck
While Cricket
eighty-nine years young
dances rings
around him
full of impish energy
mischievous antics
He proposed
but Miss Cricket won't
marry...
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Free verse |
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Categories:
age, humor, humorous, people,
Fast flatulence
by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere
I was trying...
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Narrative |
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humorous, dad, father son, funny,
The Grim Reaper
by W.A. CHOLT
The Grim Reaper
Dead on his feet
After a hard day
At work,
Takes the night off.
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humorous,
Hats
by PAT Adams
Students wear a mortarboard for graduation
Not a deerstalker like Sherlock Holmes
If they did, I would have to tip my hat
To those with such discriminating domes!
If...
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Quatrain |
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analogy, character, clothes, humorous,
Real Poets Test
by Caren Krutsinger
Real poets understand poetry. I don’t.
Real poets write in flowery words. I don’t.
Real poets love poetry, and so do I.
Real poets publish poems, and so...
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Light Verse |
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Categories:
humorous,
Cauliflower Makes Me Poo
by Nina Parmenter
Cauliflower makes me poo,
It does! It does! I’m telling you!
These cute florets, they all beget
Poogeddon in an hour or two.
I thought “oh great! I’ll lose...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
humorous, food, fun, funny, giggle,
Something New
by Subimal Sinha-Roy
This timid man Mr. Brown
lived in a small town,
except for noontime beer
nothing else did he care.
After ten long years
he got bored with beers
because for a...
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Rhyme |
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humorous,
The Hive
by W.A. CHOLT
It begins with an itch
The little child scratches it
Once or twice
But the itch grows
And soon the little child
Is scratching constantly;
A feverish...
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Light Verse |
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Categories:
humorous,
A Costly Adventure
by Larry Bradfield
He was a silver tongued devil from New Orleans
Carried a new deck of cards in a locked brief case
He came up to Texas in a...
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Rhyme |
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humorous,