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Categories: humorous, me,
Premium MemberBREAST IS BEST FOR SEREN
by JAN ALLISON
The surgeon cut into my breast
(I’d removed my white thermal vest!)
Now who would have thought
An internal wart
Had meant I’d been feeling so stressed!

The result of...

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Premium MemberAT ANY RATE NOT FOR CONTEST
by JAN ALLISON
At any rate I sure moved fast
Hope my diarrhoea doesn’t last
It’s coming out quick its in a rush
I’ve a burning feeling in my tush
Excuse me...

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Categories: allusion, celebration, children, fun, humorous, identity, symbolism,
Idiot Strength
by Keith Dovoric
I won’t stare at the sun
So help me – strike me blind
I know what it’s like to be one
Who feels all but left behind

A product...

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Categories: appreciation, drink, food, fun, humorous, nursery rhyme, silly,
Thirsty
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Higglety Pigglety Pop
	Is my favorite soda
Sold at the corner shop
	Bottled in Minnesota....

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Categories: art, break up, divorce, humorous, marriage,
Premium MemberI SHOULDA READ THE FINE PRINT
by JAN ALLISON
I shoulda read the fine print when I ordered an internet bride
She didn’t look like her photo and was twenty four feet wide!

I shoulda read...

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Categories: humorous, imagery, january, poetry,
Premium MemberHaiku 137
by millard lowe
Greeting the morning,
the authority of snow
told schools to just chill....

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Categories: care, england, funny, hate, humorous, irony, truth,
23 The NHS
by Nick Trim
Do you moan and groan about the NHS?
When you have an injury or illness?
Angry at the waiting lists?
Of a FREE health service!

Shut up you mugs,...

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Categories: humorous, light,
That Old Lazy Susan
by Mike Gentile
You know what they say ‘bout that old lazy Susan
     She goes round and round, like a race car that’s cruisin’
Can’t...

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Premium MemberAdrenaline Is Brown
by Jack Ellison


Adrenaline is brown as excess speed demonstrates
An uncontrollable release of breakfast at an accelerated rate
Don't mean to be gross
But this is pretty close
An enormous expulsion...

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Categories: humorous, weather,
Premium MemberWeather Forecast
by Julia Ward
My Spring will be sunny - all plans ahead,
and Summer quite sprightly... plans won't sink like lead,
No rain here, or thunder - why, tickle my...

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Categories: humorous, husband, marriage, wife,
Premium MemberA Fun Collaboration with Edward McCall
by Rhoda Tripp
My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble).

"As for my financial state, I am far...

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Categories: humorous, irony, jobs, time,
Premium MemberWHAT IRONY - A REAL FISHERMAN'S TALE
by JAN ALLISON




He wanted to go and catch scallops
gets into a boat called a shallops*
He didn’t look at the time
And had committed a crime
It’s into the court...

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Categories: humorous, new year,
Premium MemberNEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION DEVOLUTION
by JAN ALLISON



Sue’s given up picking her nose
And wiping the slime on her clothes
But what she does more
Is what I abhor…
She’s eating the fluff from her toes!

15th...

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Categories: humorous,
Premium MemberMy Blue Cheese Is Brussels Sprouts
by Gregory R Barden

Who has placed these funk-balls thus, and in such portions, treasonous,
              ...

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Categories: humorous, irony, parody, perspective,
Premium MemberHER TAKING A BOW
by Line Gauthier


She was still young, just a simple and irksome dilettante
Her airs of arrogance and misplaced confidence difficult to bear
She played the piano but without an...

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Categories: change, culture, humanity, humorous,
Premium MemberA Pick Me Up
by PAT Adams
On workdays more often than not
I'll have a small energy shot
Too stay alert
It doesn't hurt
To get a little boost like I got!

But when off no...

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Categories: humorous, lust,
Premium MemberDIRTY OLD MAN INSPIRED BY VIV WIGLEY - BAWDY LIMERICK
by JAN ALLISON




There was an old man from Derby
Who begged me to sit on his knee
The speed of his rise
Took me by surprise
No wonder he’s looking guilty!

Inspired...

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Categories: humorous, perspective, word play,
Premium MemberMeeting Half Way
by PAT Adams
They argued,and he said when time had passed,
"You're half smart but half dumb, in contrast!"
Since it took a bit
For him to say it
She replied, "You're...

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Categories: humorous, insect, nursery rhyme,
Snacks
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I tried to eat a baseball cap
A dreidel and some lumber
Some beetles and a monkey trap
And now this swell cucumber....

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Categories: humorous,
Premium MemberTHERE IS A BRIGHTER SIDE - IMAGE 3
by JAN ALLISON
FEELING SHEEPISH

I’m learning to be a sheep dog
But sadly they’re stuck in a bog
One second they’re eating
The next they’re all bleating
A shepherd I truly am...

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Categories: humorous, social,
Tweeting
by Anna Hopper


There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep 
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep...

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Categories: humorous, metaphor, parody, word
Premium MemberDonkey Breath
by Freddie Robinson Jr.

That woman is so magnetic beautiful,
as long as she keeps her coffin-mouth closed
Her vapor death got a mean kick ...
two hooves in the chest
A cemetery...

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Premium MemberDouble Standards
by PAT Adams
Now this is a double standard
I lend her my shirt and don't squawk 
Later, I borrow just one dress
Then it is like "We need to...

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Gutter Language
by denis bruce
There once was a man called Trump
Who termed Haiti  just a dump
But instead of dump he said  ****hole
Such words will lose him his...

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Categories: humorous,
A Harmless Creature
by Gershon Wolf
A Harmless Creature is the Ant,
   Until it crawls inside your pant,
Or invites itself to your picnic table,
   Intending your little...

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Categories: humorous, nursery rhyme,
My Blue Cheese is Peas
by Janece Terry
Baby doesn't like the 'peases'.
She spits them out, as she pleases.
I still have that childish vice
But spitting peas isn't nice.

Avoiding them is hard to do.
They're...

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Categories: humorous, love hurts, lust,
Elizabeth Bathory
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Bathory, Bathory
Come take a bath with me
I hear it's a cure for asthma.

Bathory, Bathory
Please scrub my back for me
And do not pee in the plasma.

Bathory,...

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Categories: humorous, imagination, silly,
Mr Ugly
by Sushmita Kalashikar
There comes Mr. Ugly again,
With his long tongue sticking out,
He walks with a sway of his hind,
‘though his hind is quite stout!

He makes a very...

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Categories: 5th grade, freedom, funny, humorous, mental illness, senses,
Dandriff
by Nadia Kuhlman
Sniffle, sniffity Sniff. Sniff.
I has found some dandriff.
Dandriff makes me sniff, so
sniffle, sniffity Sniff. Sniff.

Oh! 
And by the way,
me name is Piff,
the magical dragon....

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Categories: humorous, life, marriage,
Lovers Union
by M.P. Shaudd
She said our marriage
Was too much like a job
While we must work to make a living
It was time she laid me off

She was sick of...

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Bad Shampoo
by randy johnson
I invented what I thought would be a fantastic shampoo.
But when people try it, every one of them decide to sue.
If you try my shampoo,...

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Categories: death of a friend, humorous, sleep,
Golden Beans
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I sometimes have cruel nightmares 
about losses unbearable.
It's like my subconscious 
just sits back planning 
what could really get to me, given that 
ordinary monster...

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Categories: humorous, writing,
A Writer Aspires
by Jim Slaughter
I have penned that I write for the pleasure,
Not the wealth nor the fame
I might possibly gain,
But in hopes that when somebody reads me,
He might...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, silly,
Constipated Thought
by DM Babbit
Every now and then,the words once easy flowing
 hold back from revealing what I'm knowing
 and lost I am to where this poem was going..

Building...

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Categories: humorous, inspirational,
Greed
by Raiven Everett
------------Greed------------------
the lust for more
never truly understanding limits
the feeling of irritation among the time you dont
such has corrupted mankind
controlling them as a puppet
the only way to...

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