Death Humorous Poems
These Death Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Death. These are the best examples of Humorous Death poems written by international poets.
Yorick 'tis Not, Alas
Tho' not with a dagger in the library
nor candlestick in the conservatory
someone done the dirty deed
and yet of bodies none were found
perhaps the evidence had...
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Categories:
bird, death, fun, humorous,
Mercury's Requiem
There was a young man named Fred
(the tooth fairy lived in dread)
a wild flamboyant from afar
the spice island Zanzibar
a singer he'd been
and sang a good...
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death, fun, humorous, music,
Once Upon A Time
Still a child at heart
tho' older are some other parts
and only for a lark
back to my childhood here I hark
I remember a rhyme
in the far...
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Categories:
animal, death, humor, humorous,
TO THE BARD OF THEATRICAL YEARNINGTo Mr. Michael, Bard of Theatrical Yearning,
Your words, like ivy, wind and wind — ornate, impassioned, almost divine.?But I write now with a quieter pen,...
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Categories:
angst, humorous, imagination, lost
Six Feet Under
Where there's a will
there's a funeral
death is a fact of life
a grave undertaking
for a mortician
and one day some day
you and I
will wake up dead
hopefully the...
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death, funeral, grave, humorous,
No matter I got prescribed Glycopyrrolate 2 mg tablets taken four times a dayNo matter I got prescribed Glycopyrrolate 2 mg tablets taken four times a day...,
not one drop of sweat
(especially on hot humid and hazy days)
less...
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Categories:
humorous, 12th grade, angst, endurance,
Alexa down!Alexa down!
She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and lead technology side
of project almost from its inception.
Amazon Alexa Echo
a marvel...
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Categories:
humorous, addiction, appreciation, best friend,
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Dear Death - Mar 5A dumb deer died in that damn ditch today.
Daring, no doubt, but didn’t dodge the diesel
Doom dashing down the dune. The dimwit did
Duck, but...
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death, humor, humorous,
Way To GoYour candle locates a gas leak
You said out loud Putin’s a freak
Your brake pipes might even corode
But jello ain’t meant to explode
You may one day...
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Categories:
death, fate, humorous,
Along the Wall of Campbellton Dam 1 of 2Pulled off the road
Stirred up the dust
Sat in my car
Over the fence
Campbellton dam
Built in nineteen e-
leven by pow-
erful alien workers
Twenty-four hun-
dred five feet across
Keep off...
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Categories:
art, dream, humorous, philosophy,
Cri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry babyCri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry baby
the Earl of Yarmouth (William Seymour)
a descendant of very late
(to the power of Google - ha)...
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Categories:
humorous, adventure, anger, depression, england,
Nothing at All
Spend your lifetime regretting not,
all of those things that you ain’t got;
Because just like in birth,
when they cover you with earth,
you can only take what...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats houseCrime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...
formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every spot.
All...
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Categories:
humorous, africa, america, animal, food,
Conceiving Himself To Be DeadConceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....
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Categories:
humorous, death, flying, funny, humor,