Death Humorous Poems
These Death Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Death. These are the best examples of Humorous Death poems written by international poets.
Pennies from HeavenLay me down in open skies
Put the pennies on my eyes
Wrapped in my suit and tie of gray
Say a couple words of grace
Toss the earth...
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death, humorous,
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisitedProlonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of...
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humorous, abuse, adventure, anger, angst,
Davy Crockett - 1786-1836
According to the ballad,
Davy Crockett, born in Tennessee
(part of North Carolina at the time),
kilt him a b'ar when he was only three
(altho' only a song,
always...
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animal, celebrity, death, humorous,
David And Goliath
David was advised by his kin
the sling's the thing
if you want to win
tho' small as he was
without fear
he did let fly
and rocked Goliath's world
right between...
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humorous, bible, death, fun, gospel,
I sing the praises of SteriliteI sing the praises of Sterilite
(even Mary Poppins would tout
a plug for said company she would spout
forcing playthings scattered helter skelter
retreating into their respective bins
analogous...
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humorous, america, appreciation, beautiful, fashion,
Nanook Of The North
When not out clubbing
hey-ho the merry oh
at night with the Inuit
I suspect by intuit
an intrepid Inuk named Nanook
a-hunting walrus he would go
with his trusty harpoon
traipsing...
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animal, death, humorous, imagery,
Going, Going, Gone
Arrived alive
departed dead
and the same
may be said
of all who tread
this weary world
of ours
less a milestone
more a speed bump
each Birthday
I perceive
and poetry
is but one way to...
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birthday, death, humorous, silly,
Gonifs and gossips revisitedGonifs and gossips revisited
since originally being crafted
approximately half dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago...
Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some annoying pest
harmless...
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humorous, abuse, adventure, anger, animal,
Plight of the WightNever again to know fresh air,
Combing worms from my matted hair.
No one remains who’d ever care —
Tied to my grave, this lonesome baire.
I must escape...
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humorous, destiny, emo, gothic, grave,
Terminal Analysis
No matter the subject or topic
tho' it may burn will I ever learn
would it hurt if my lips were to close
as whatever I submit suggest...
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humorous, feelings, for her, how
Dirty Little BusinessIt's a dirty little business
And I've never stooped so low
But if I stay here long enough
I'll dig myself a hole
There's trouble all around
And death to...
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funny, garden, humor, humorous,
Yorick 'tis Not, Alas
Tho' not with a dagger in the library
nor candlestick in the conservatory
someone done the dirty deed
and yet of bodies none were found
perhaps the evidence had...
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bird, death, fun, humorous,
Mercury's Requiem
There was a young man named Fred
(the tooth fairy lived in dread)
a wild flamboyant from afar
the spice island Zanzibar
a singer he'd been
and sang a good...
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death, fun, humorous, music,
Once Upon A Time
Still a child at heart
tho' older are some other parts
and only for a lark
back to my childhood here I hark
I remember a rhyme
in the far...
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animal, death, humor, humorous,
TO THE BARD OF THEATRICAL YEARNINGTo Mr. Michael, Bard of Theatrical Yearning,
Your words, like ivy, wind and wind — ornate, impassioned, almost divine.?But I write now with a quieter pen,...
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angst, humorous, imagination, lost