Death Humorous Poems
These Death Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Death. These are the best examples of Humorous Death poems written by international poets.
Dear FateDear Fate,
I hate you. I detest you. I despise you.
I will loathe you till the day I die.
I reject you outright.
You are...
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anger, fate, god, humorous,
Reading 2
Reading fun books all day
Renews life with a smile
Romance-tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Running book down my lap
Read pages into life
Red hot dreams are in sight...
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humorous, books, dream, life, red,
Reading
I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Humor~tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...
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humorous, books, dream, fun, humor,
It Happened On A Rainy Night-Collaboration
Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
A kiss that did...
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humorous, good night, kiss, love,
Would you love me if I wasn't a poet?
In a pretty rose garden we were having tea, the butterflies were kissing the flowers...
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humorous, garden, poetry, poets, writing,
Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddleFretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets...
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Categories:
humorous, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
ColorfulQuote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."
God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.
God paints all flowers
from His...
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Categories:
humorous, animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,
Onion Soup
Soup bowls and mugs come in all sizes ...
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Categories:
humorous, food, fun, humor, sleep,
Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...
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Categories:
humorous, crazy, death, funeral, funny,
BeautifulQuote By Author "Dear Writer, Have a blessed day
writing away your beautiful writes to all of the readers."
A writer chooses their words with glory,
their...
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humorous, books, poems, poets, words,
A Fruity and Funny Limerick
Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...
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humorous, food, humor, love, sweet,
Angelic"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet
I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...
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Categories:
humorous, angel, beauty, life, love,
ZooQuote By Poet "A zoo trip can put a zip in your
walk and zeal for being outside with the animals."
A hot summer's day at the...
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humorous, animal, food, fun, humor,
The Path I Took
You took the short path,
in life many do.
I took the long path,
for the lovely view.
Blue shiny water,
I wanted to see.
...
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Categories:
humorous, beauty, blue, sea, uplifting,
Little Bikini On The Beach
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
More skin makes my heart pound, ...
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Categories:
humorous, beach, clothes, heart, humor,