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School Humorous Poems

These School Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about School. These are the best examples of Humorous School poems written by international poets.

Matthew Scott Harris may be

Matthew Scott Harris may be...

cunctatious, flirtatious, and unostentatious,
plus being calm, cool and collected,
but he haint disputatious!

Though by far whether alive
or posthumously repurposed
into molecular bits or

Categories: humorous, adventure, age, appreciation, atheist,

BACK TO SCHOOL

BACK TO SCHOOL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In August, young Sam felt quite cool,
with a backpack, he headed to school.
     He packed up some peanuts,

Categories: 12th grade, humorous, school,

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes 
of

Categories: humorous, abuse, adventure, anger, angst,

Icarus

'Once you have tasted flight,
you will forever walk the earth
with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been
and there you will always long to return,'
wrote

Categories: bird, flying, fun, humorous,

Emma and Deacon

Emma, Empress of Unicorn Empire,
esprit de corps of elementary school,
expeditious at exaggerating expression,
eagerly extending empathy of enormous embrace,
endless enthusiasm, exuberant existence.

Deacon, Duke of derring-do,
diligently, doggedly

Categories: humorous, 7th grade, 8th grade,

They Called Her Triple Scoop At School For She Was Made Of Ice cream



They called her triple scoop at school cuz she was kind of plump 
she was made of ice cream, so all day long she ran

Categories: humorous,

A senior moment experienced by this drip

A senior moment experienced by this drip...

awash with intermittent amnesia.

Scant number of minutes elapsed...
before I forgot whether yours truly
took another dose of glycopyrrolate
ingested as a

Categories: humorous, 12th grade, anger, body,

Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding voice
to

Categories: humorous, 7th grade, abuse, anxiety,

The Hippopotamus

A hippo never went to school
which seems quite the catawampus
tho' he's no fool it's not cool
as there's no hippo campus
and wild is the hippo
while the

Categories: animal, humorous, psychological,

Doing absolute zero endeavors

Doing absolute zero endeavors

Earlier today March 28th, 2025
(thee hour now fifteen minutes
after eight o'clock at night, cuz
yours truly & wife paced back
and forth from one

Categories: humorous, absence, adventure, angel, angst,

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust 

Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in

Categories: humorous, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Mean Girls and Trolls

I never knew some girls could be so mean
and carry on like a trans high school teen.
   It sure ain’t raging hormones

Categories: anti bullying, conflict, humorous,

Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

The easy to handle
sticky sided material
made of a variety of materials, including
cellulose acetate, polypropylene,
PVC, and adhesive
(alluded to in the title)
applied in an innovative

Categories: humorous, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Syllable Counting

Syllable Counting

Counting syllables is a pain in my rear
Obnoxious divisions to which I must adhere
Understanding them is not clear
Never one to learn much in school
To

Categories: humorous,

Absence Doesn't Make the Heart Grow Fonder

I didn't go to school yesterday
Didn't feel like it
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, they say
Nobody was very fond
When I was absent from school with

Categories: humor, humorous, school, silly,