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Adults Humorous Poems

These Adults Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Adults. These are the best examples of Humorous Adults poems written by international poets.


Clyde Lied
Honeymoon Not-So-Sweet, or, Clyde Lied!
(a limerick for adults and older teens)
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To...

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Categories: animal, desire, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Clean Your Room
It was fun 
When I was young.
As I grew older it became more of a chore
That adults will not ignore.
Most of my stuff is attached...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, conflict, education, emotions,

We Lie To Kids
We lie to children as we teach them not to lie
a man in a red suit and his reindeer fly the sky

that chocolate egg was...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Snow Angels
As children
a snow angel was
a lovely
shape made by
joyful, flapping jumping jacks
on your back in snow

As adults
a snow angel is
someone who
rescues you
from grueling grunt work of...

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Categories: community, humanity, humor, humorous,

College
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Premium Member Dandelion Plucking Tool
I am a bright yellow blossom
I spread beauty across the lawn
But, adults consider me a weed
And children play games
Wanting to pop off my head!
I am...

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Categories: angst, flower, humorous,

They call me the Boogie Man
They call me the Boogie Man

They call me the Boogie Man...cause, that's my name
I'll always be around to drive your kids insane

Nobody wants to have...

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Categories: children, kids, funny, humorous,

Bedside Prayers
In the quiet that comes from the setting sun
I close my eyes, and hope for sleep
To soothe my soul with prayers to the ONE
As in...

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Categories: humorous, prayer,

pink
today feels like pinkness. 
pink is girly and pretty,
two things i am not.
grapefruit is reddish/pink
and so is a pig.
piglets are cute,
but they are just as...

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Categories: humorous, beautiful, beauty, color, heart,

Premium Member WOULD I LIE TO YOU
My advice to my younger self would be  

DON'T believe what adults tell you...

Santa Claus

The Easter Bunny

The Tooth Fairy

Carrots help you see in the...

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Categories: children, humorous, parents, truth,

Intuition of a Politician Poem
Intuition of a Politician Poem

Maybe there is much that I must mention
Like apprehension and intuition of politician
Perfectly confusing and at times all absurd;
What might be...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Adults Only A Sexy Write Just To Make Jan Laugh

I am dating a young woman and we are deeply in love. However, no matter what I do sexually, she never achieves orgasm so we...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, sexy,

The Reversed Spectacles
Today as I got up and climbed down the stairs
 Suddenly I tripped, and went upside down
Received minor bruises, some splits in my hair
But what’s...

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Categories: humorous, irony, satire,

Premium Member 39A to 39Z
When I was young, I noticed
Many adults stopped aging at 39.
Had something to do with Jack Benny
And trying to hold back time.
 
Then I noticed something...

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Categories: humorous, age, angst, birthday, conflict,

Premium Member NOT FOR CHILDREN
NOT FOR CHILDREN

       It had been in the window for a week,
A bedroom display    with
Santa ...

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Categories: humorous,

GOD Cant You Change These Grandchildren
GOD Can’t You Change These Grandchildren?
GOD can’t you change these grandchildren?
You were there when they were born
You fed them
Changed their diapers
Followed them and their parents...

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Categories: humorous, black african american, caregiving,

GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLY
I took an aging friend out shopping the other day
There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way
“Oh come on there’s underwear,"...

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Categories: humorous,

a friendly poem

Another friendly Poem 
The grass is deep green in the forest´s clearing rabbits and 
foxes play hide and seek only stupid rabbits get caught and...

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Categories: confusion, fear, humorous, life,

THE AGING PROCESS
Many years ago, when we were all young,
We really thought life, would be so much fun.
While playing dress-up, trying on mom’s stuff,
Putting on make-up, we...

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Categories: humorous, age, childhood, children, daughter,

unknown
1
i know the world enough to where i can walk through forests &
dodge each blade of grass, defy the likes of definition & let my...

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Categories: humorous, allegory, angst, faith, life,