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Adults Humorous Poems

These Adults Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Adults. These are the best examples of Humorous Adults poems written by international poets.

Once Again Besieged By Fruit Flies
Once again besieged by fruit flies

Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44 
plagued with plight
analogously linkedin to phenomena  
experienced within outer limits 
of the twilight...

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Categories: humorous, anger, animal, august, creation,

Premium Member Music
As a baby we first hear music as a lovely lullaby,
in loving arms as we are rocked to sleep.
As a toddler we learn to dance...

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Categories: humorous, baby, child, dance, fun,

Premium Member The Donkey of Destiny

The Donkey of Destiny

The party was set, the guests were invited,
The adults were happy, the kids all excited.
All going to plan; the hosts were delighted,

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Categories: destiny, humor, humorous, metaphor,

Premium Member Summer Is Wasted On the Young
As a parent I drool
To send kids back to school.

Far too much frantic fun 
Drains me shallow, no pun.

Rowdy, raucous ransack
Leaves calm space out of...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Like a Child
Young children look at life differently than when they become adults.
Their love and sweetness shows through their eyes.
Why can't we keep this childlike view all...

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Categories: humorous, blue, child, love, sweet,

Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl
Defecation clogged toilet bowl...
courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming poetic shout
to air grievances
concerning outsize bowel...

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Categories: humorous, 12th grade, adventure, grief,

Premium Member Remember When
Remember when you were very young,                   ...

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Categories: humorous, fun, games, life, love,

New Candy
Willie Wonka made new candy
It tasted like a mouth full of Brandi
Adults kept buying their share
Had their noses in the air
It gave them a feel...

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Categories: fun, humorous,

Chronology of Ages With Pinches of Humor
                The girl wants to be a teenager,

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Categories: humorous, age, allegory, allusion, extended

Premium Member The Robbery
I visit you in dreams, 
and my visit is always unexpected.
I’m always excited and more 
than a little apprehensive.
In dream variations, your reactions shuffle 

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Categories: humorous, 11th grade, angst, dream,

Premium Member The Bucket List
I have always had a love for books,                 ...

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Categories: humorous, books, children, friend, poems,

Premium Member 4 Random Thoughts
(3 Haikus)

Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people

I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts

Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow,...

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Categories: 11th grade, friend, humorous,

Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy Metamucil
Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out

**** eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell,

Premium Member Warning Bawdy Limerick For Adults
There once was a young hooker named Claudey
Her laughter was exceedingly bawdy
The johns did not mind
Her breasts were so fine
Lacy panties were sexy and gaudy


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Categories: humorous,

Clean Your Room
It was fun 
When I was young.
As I grew older it became more of a chore
That adults will not ignore.
Most of my stuff is attached...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, conflict, education, emotions,