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Adults Humorous Poems

These Adults Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Adults. These are the best examples of Humorous Adults poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Remember When
Remember when you were very young,                   ...

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Categories: humorous, fun, games, life, love,

NEW CANDY
Willie Wonka made new candy
It tasted like a mouth full of Brandi
Adults kept buying their share
Had their noses in the air
It gave them a feel...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, humorous,

CHRONOLOGY OF AGES WITH PINCHES OF HUMOR


         


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Categories: humorous, age, allegory, allusion, extended

Premium Member the robbery
I visit you in dreams, 
and my visit is always unexpected.
I’m always excited and more 
than a little apprehensive.
.
In dream variations, your reactions shuffle 
like...

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Categories: humorous, 11th grade, angst, dream,

Premium Member The Bucket List
I have always had a love for books,                 ...

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Categories: humorous, books, children, friend, poems,

Premium Member 4 random thoughts
(3 Haikus)

Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people

I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts

Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow,...

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Categories: 11th grade, friend, humorous,

Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil
Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out

Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell,

Premium Member Warning Bawdy Limerick for Adults
There once was a young hooker named Claudey
Her laughter was exceedingly bawdy
The johns did not mind
Her breasts were so fine
Lacy panties were sexy and gaudy

On...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Clyde Lied
Honeymoon Not-So-Sweet, or, Clyde Lied!
(a limerick for adults and older teens)
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To...

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Categories: animal, desire, humor, humorous,

Clean Your Room
It was fun 
When I was young.
As I grew older it became more of a chore
That adults will not ignore.
Most of my stuff is attached...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, conflict, education, emotions,

We Lie To Kids
We lie to children as we teach them not to lie
a man in a red suit and his reindeer fly the sky

that chocolate egg was...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Snow Angels
As children
a snow angel was
a lovely
shape made by
joyful, flapping jumping jacks
on your back in snow

As adults
a snow angel is
someone who
rescues you
from grueling grunt work of...

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Categories: community, humanity, humor, humorous,

College
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Premium Member Dandelion Plucking Tool
I am a bright yellow blossom
I spread beauty across the lawn
But, adults consider me a weed
And children play games
Wanting to pop off my head!
I am...

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Categories: angst, flower, humorous,

They call me the Boogie Man
They call me the Boogie Man

They call me the Boogie Man...cause, that's my name
I'll always be around to drive your kids insane

Nobody wants to have...

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Categories: children, kids, funny, humorous,