Adults Humorous Poems
These Adults Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Adults. These are the best examples of Humorous Adults poems written by international poets.
Easter as interpreted by oneEaster as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...
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Categories:
humorous, adventure, bible, celebration, christian,
Once Again Besieged By Fruit FliesOnce again besieged by fruit flies
Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44
plagued with plight
analogously linkedin to phenomena
experienced within outer limits
of the twilight...
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Categories:
humorous, anger, animal, august, creation,
MusicAs a baby we first hear music as a lovely lullaby,
in loving arms as we are rocked to sleep.
As a toddler we learn to dance...
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Categories:
humorous, baby, child, dance, fun,
The Donkey of Destiny
The Donkey of Destiny
The party was set, the guests were invited,
The adults were happy, the kids all excited.
All going to plan; the hosts were delighted,
Then...
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Categories:
destiny, humor, humorous, metaphor,
Summer Is Wasted On the Young
As a parent I drool
To send kids back to school.
Far too much frantic fun
Drains me shallow, no pun.
Rowdy, raucous ransack
Leaves calm space out of...
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Categories:
humorous,
Like a ChildYoung children look at life differently than when they become adults.
Their love and sweetness shows through their eyes.
Why can't we keep this childlike view all...
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Categories:
humorous, blue, child, love, sweet,
Defecation Clogged Toilet BowlDefecation clogged toilet bowl...
courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA
and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming poetic shout
to air grievances
concerning outsize bowel...
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Categories:
humorous, 12th grade, adventure, grief,
Remember WhenRemember when you were very young, ...
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Categories:
humorous, fun, games, life, love,
New CandyWillie Wonka made new candy
It tasted like a mouth full of Brandi
Adults kept buying their share
Had their noses in the air
It gave them a feel...
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Categories:
fun, humorous,
Chronology of Ages With Pinches of Humor10 YEARS
The girl wants to be a teenager,
...
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Categories:
humorous, age, allegory, allusion, extended
The RobberyI visit you in dreams,
and my visit is always unexpected.
I’m always excited and more
than a little apprehensive.
.
In dream variations, your reactions shuffle
like...
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Categories:
humorous, 11th grade, angst, dream,
The Bucket ListI have always had a love for books, ...
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Categories:
humorous, books, children, friend, poems,
4 Random Thoughts(3 Haikus)
Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people
I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts
Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow,...
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Categories:
11th grade, friend, humorous,
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy MetamucilDefecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out
**** eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give...
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Categories:
humorous, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell,
Warning Bawdy Limerick For AdultsThere once was a young hooker named Claudey
Her laughter was exceedingly bawdy
The johns did not mind
Her breasts were so fine
Lacy panties were sexy and gaudy
On...
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humorous,