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Life Humorous Poems

These Life Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Life. These are the best examples of Humorous Life poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Just Eat Horses
Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...

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Categories: horse, humorous,


Some have logic as their source of fun
But most would never think that way
Let down barriers and open the mind
It works most...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member The smell of fear - collaboration
Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps...

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Categories: humorous, space,

Norwegian bachelor farmer days I never lived
Norwegian bachelor farmer days I never lived

Woebegone and egg foo young on you
meaning me of course
sidestepping a crucial positive
electric kool aid battery acid test
prior to...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, america, appreciation, atheist,

Premium Member Reading 2
Reading fun books all day
Renews life with a smile
Reading eyes feel heavy
Running book down my lap
Read pages into life
Red hot dreams are in sight...

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Categories: humorous, books, dream, life, red,

Premium Member Reading
I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...

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Categories: humorous, books, dream, fun, humor,

Premium Member It Happened On A Rainy Night-Collaboration
Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
A kiss that did...

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Categories: humorous, good night, kiss, love,

Premium Member Would you love me if I wasn't a poet?
In a pretty rose garden we were having tea,                      the butterflies were kissing the flowers...

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Categories: humorous, garden, poetry, poets, writing,

Premium Member Colorful
Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."

God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.

God paints all flowers
from His...

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Categories: humorous, animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,

Premium Member Onion Soup
Soup bowls and mugs come in all sizes                 ...

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Categories: humorous, food, fun, humor, sleep,

Premium Member Beautiful
Quote By Author "Dear Writer, Have a blessed day 
writing away your beautiful writes to all of the readers."

A writer chooses their words with glory,

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Categories: humorous, books, poems, poets, words,

Premium Member A Fruity and Funny Limerick
Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...

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Categories: humorous, food, humor, love, sweet,

Premium Member If I Make It To Old Age

If I Make It To Old Age

If I make it to old age, I’ll count myself lucky.
Not careful or clever, not courageous or plucky.
It’s all...

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Categories: age, humorous,

Premium Member Angelic
"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet

I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...

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Categories: humorous, angel, beauty, life, love,

Premium Member Perfect Future
dare you
peek inside
a gamer’s den!
A realm where magic
and weapons fight dragons.
A high-tech cubicle where
virtual reality reigns.
This wonderful dream life will become
a world of perpetual adventure

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Categories: computer, games, humorous,