Life Humorous Poems
These Life Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Life. These are the best examples of Humorous Life poems written by international poets.
It's a Movie Life for Me
It's time to watch a movie!
I'll just take a peek at "Prime."
I hope the flick is groovy,
Cuz I watch them all the time!
It's time for
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humorous,
Tweety
Tweety`s cage was his life saver
as Sylvester wanted him for his flavour
but when granny`s back was turned
`twas time for Tweety, to become concerned
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humorous,
If Mother Only Knew
My right ear quit growing
The left one only grew
That night without knowing
My Bro' quit growing too
Father found life boring
He left when we were
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family, humorous,
Matthew Scott Harris may be
Matthew Scott Harris may be...
cunctatious, flirtatious, and unostentatious,
plus being calm, cool and collected,
but he haint disputatious!
Though by far whether alive
or posthumously repurposed
into molecular bits or
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humorous, adventure, age, appreciation, atheist,
Bad Hair Day
Hair looked wild, got to hide my tattoo,
Because today I have a job interview.
I wear a long sleeve shirt, scarf, and hat,
To hide my dragon-skull
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humor, humorous, jobs, native
PETE THE PERCUSSIONIST
PETE THE PERCUSSIONIST
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There once was a drummer named Pete,
whose rhythm was funky and sweet.
He dreamed of the stage,
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12th grade, humorous, music,
Father Drinan
Father Drinan took his class to Coney Island Beach,
He thought the sand and ocean could also teach.
They ran to Nathan's hot dogs, then sunk in
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christian, humor, humorous, nature,
like a breath of fresh air
like a breath of fresh air...
and all things considered,
broadcast on national public radio
Frequency: 90.9WHYY-FM,
I (a liberal democrat)
counted myself as an avid fan
particularly listening to
the prairie
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humorous, absence, adventure, america, appreciation,
SERENGETI BETTI
Poem submitted to "AI: Panacea or Pain" Poetry Contest, Simon Rogerson, sponsor.
*SERENGETI BETTI
Many limerick poems offer a humorous view into an aspect of life and
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12th grade, humorous, poetry,
Anticipatory
Inspired by “Poems and Poets” by Anne Winter
“For once in my life,
I want to be a poem” — Anne Winter
If I were a poem
could my
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fun, humorous, poetry, poets,
Pixie within the pink
Pixie within the pink
let me swirl your tyranny into the high-octaved melody of my earliest endurance
Right as the clock ticked to six, the creaking sound
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humorous, 10th grade, children, color,
Heroics of the times
Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,
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funny, humorous, light,
Onward And Upward
Until it's time to pop my clogs,
shuffle off this mortal coil,
I'll ensure my life is fun-filled
not just daily drudgery and toil.
As all work and no
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humorous, boy, how i feel,
Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to Hear
Oh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.
They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid
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business, funny, hello, humorous,
Weatherman
Reincarnated in my next life,
a meteorologist I want to be
with scientific paraphernalia at hand
and land the weatherman's job on TV.
Where I can lie without restraint,
never
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humorous, fun, how i feel,