Life Humorous Poems
These Life Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Life. These are the best examples of Humorous Life poems written by international poets.
Pixie within the pinkPixie within the pink
let me swirl your tyranny into the high-octaved melody of my earliest endurance
Right as the clock ticked to six, the creaking sound...
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humorous, 10th grade, children, color,
Heroics of the day
Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,...
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funny, humorous, light,
Onward And Upward
Until it's time to pop my clogs,
shuffle off this mortal coil,
I'll ensure my life is fun-filled
not just daily drudgery and toil.
As all work and no...
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humorous, boy, how i feel,
Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to HearOh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.
They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid...
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business, funny, hello, humorous,
Weatherman
Reincarnated in my next life,
a meteorologist I want to be
with scientific paraphernalia at hand
and land the weatherman's job on TV.
Where I can lie without restraint,
never...
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humorous, fun, how i feel,
Mindfulness
Woke up this morning
come to find
can’t recall a thing at all
really think I’ve lost my mind
after sleep digging deep
to collect my thoughts
and what I recollect
amounts...
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fun, humorous, me, remember,
Sunny Side
Always walk on the sunny side of the street
where the grass is always greener
my advice... give a wide berth to the shady side
(unlike Little Red...
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emotions, fun, humorous, inspiration,
Best Medicine
Tickle my fancy
tickle my toes
tickle my funny bone
(both elbows)
put a smile in my life
a laugh let me hear
place a grin on my face
(from ear to...
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fun, humorous, silly, word
There Once Lived A Woman Named Jell-O Jiggler
There once lived a woman made of Jell-O. She jiggled and wiggled
as she walked. Invisible to most she was as clear as a...
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humorous,
Vehicular Guidance System
A sleazy greedy cheating single-minded
lying used car salesman with ambition
had higher aspiration hopes
of a top managerial position
altho' customer trust was a must
as the fast-talking low-life...
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car, fun, humorous, silly,
Questionable
ever really knowing
if I'm coming or going
meanwhile
what am I to do with you
as somewhat akin
under the skin
yet now quite skint
but taking a sprint
and just for...
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humorous, fun, how i feel,
Klepto
After all these years
it's my belief
based on experience
time is a thief
all wounds it heals
they say but in truth
it took my looks
purloined my zeal
and stole my...
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humorous, perspective, time, word
Has-Beans
One cup was enough
to curl his toes
as caffeine
the psychoactive chemical
allowed no doze
or more than a mug
no matter how roasted
the polyphenols
affected his free radicals
'til he did...
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drink, humorous, marriage, wife,
Once Upon A Time
Still a child at heart
tho' older are some other parts
and only for a lark
back to my childhood here I hark
I remember a rhyme
in the far...
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animal, death, humor, humorous,
An Illicit TrystThe sick and the injured had been his whole life
He’d never found time to ensnare a good wife
He’d slept with a patient and soon was...
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humorous, judgement, love, lust,