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Kids Humorous Poems

These Kids Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Humorous Kids poems written by international poets.

Father Drinan

Father Drinan took his class to Coney Island Beach,
He thought the sand and ocean could also teach.
They ran to Nathan's hot dogs, then sunk in

Categories: christian, humor, humorous, nature,

Waltzing Galinda - A Quokka Aussie Cheeky Bush Ballad with a Twist - A Musical Video


Move over Matilda… Waltz with Galinda.
There’s a new Aussie bush ballad in town! Introducing Waltzing Galinda — a cheeky, heartwarming tribute to Aussie folklore, with

Categories: cute, giggle, humorous, nature,

Cranium Composure Compromised

Calendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos

Categories: humorous, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding voice
to

Categories: humorous, 7th grade, abuse, anxiety,

protests

shout shout let it all out, you are a peado and we want you out, 
come on were talking to you, come on were talking

Categories: humorous, child, child abuse, humor,

The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees

the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise

Categories: fun, funny, humorous, light,

Big Blue Cow

I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with

Categories: humorous, feelings, funny love, humor,

Fool's Gold Fortune, Part I

Lester sat in Lisa’s café that morn,
his eyes mindlessly staring out the door,
it was July of 1889,
and new work young Lester now had to find.

He’d

Categories: humorous, character, crazy, fun, history,

Mother In-Law’s Tongue

In this woke world I’d soon be hung
If I had had your spiteful tongue
How ironic that its wagging
Only stopped when you were gagging

And as I

Categories: humorous, irony,

You're Invited to Collaborate

I tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much

Categories: humorous, introspection, political,

Keeping up with the Joneses, who are weird

Because I'd been good for a very long while,
my parents decided to buy me a crocodile.
Then all the kids on the block
thought I really did

Categories: humorous, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars colporteur wannabe
(thinly veiled cover as yours truly),
whereby his antagonistic doppelgänger
donned

Categories: humorous, adventure, age, america, appreciation,

Holiday Fun

 Poor Frosty snowman kids can't cuddle
His carrot nose sits in a puddle
Guess it's global warming
Winter's not conforming
Our seasons are in a right muddle

A randy

Categories: humorous,

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas at my house
when I heard a noise I knew wasn't a mouse.
And as the kids dreamed fast asleep in bed,
through

Categories: humorous, christmas, fantasy, funny, holiday,

Tom the Terror-Turkey

Have you not heard of the legend
of Terror Turkey Tom?
Who roams the woods punishing those
who do Thanksgiving wrong?
The bird with an unending hate
for those folks

Categories: humorous, bird, christmas, holiday, horror,