Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

(Intro) Yo, I got scars on my knuckles and dreams in a duffle, Life gave me lemons, I sold 'em in a hustle. Mandy said “swing by,” I said “bet,” no delay— But what happened next? Man, lemme just say... --- Verse 1 Mandy told me to stop by, I pulled up in Crocs,...

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Bugs Bunny: a cartoon character who was more than just funny. His way of dealing with rivals was shrewd. Yosemite Sam always came out worse in their feud....

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JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inside walls where shadows dance bright, Lived Max the mouse, heart full of light. By the soft candle's glow, He would shiver, you know, As he warmed his tiny paws through the night. In the glow of the moon, Max felt bold, With stories of cheese to be...

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How come "Semitic" be "anti-Semitic"! Give me a break shall yeah...

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Beneath the sky’s deep purple hue, Music calls, the laughter too; Wheels turn slow, the lights all spin, And pull us gently further in. The air smells sweet with candy threads, With buttered corn and warm baked breads; A carousel of painted dreams, It ripples on the moonlit streams. I watch your eyes in neon glow, They shine in ways you may not know; The...

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My beautimous man is my favorite visual treat. Times staring at him are times I often repeat. His blond tendrils hang down, outside his do-rag, and are curls my fingers just have to twirl and grab. Fierce, piercing blue eyes allow his gaze to melt me, happens all the time and never do I ever mind. The rich pay surgeons for...

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The sickeningly sweet perfume irritated his nose That flirty scent of fake flowers, imitation rose Lingered in his nostrils too long, what a tease! It tickled, he could not help but to sneeze....

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Well, I guess it's time... Just remember, I didn't draw the line. You all dont care cause you're doing just fine, In the end, you've shown that you lack a spine! Does it make you happy to make me feel bad? Does it feed your ego to make me feel sad? Empathy is something you all never had... Does my existence, despite...

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To work with someone is her only wish, It is boring to sell fish, All she has is seaweed, not pearls, to cherish, For lunch, she eats potato chips and relish. To work with somebody is all she's asking for, Selling fish alone is such a bore, Eating potato chips and relish is not a cure, There is a coworker out there,...

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I just heard two elevator pitches Surgeons both, too int’rested in riches Yet I found them quite funny Even if they loved money ...

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Yesterday was your birthday Unfortunately, that was a busy day However, I went to the garden Of my heart this beautiful morning Where I picked an invisible rose that could bring: Happiness, joy, good humor and an early spring. I shaved my beard and mustache to make your day With all my heart, I wish you a happy birthday Oh! I would like...

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Sir Billy Pig’s missing his oats Miss Piggy Wig’s had hers, she gloats But she’s looking so rough Her bum’s full of crap stuff Its output is brown and it floats! I’m advised by a pal of mine To “Never cast pearls before swine” Or put lipstick on a pig When it’s mouthing off big Miss Piggy Wig’s an old bovine! ...

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A randy, young couple out by the bay decided to have a roll in the hay. She pondered, in the moonlight, "Aren't the stars pretty tonight?", and he chuckled "I'm in no place to say!" ...

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DONUTS AND MILK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I crave a treat, a sweet delight one that brings a smile and makes my morning bright. Donuts and milk, a perfect pair my favorite breakfast, beyond compare. The milk, a chalice, pure and white a perfect complement to the donut's sugary delight. Glazed, iced, cake, or filled with jelly each bite a journey that goes straight to my...

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You just get rid of one demon, when another pops up to take their place All you want to do is move on, but the little blighters are still on your case Perseverance and patience needed here to get through this with grace To make this particular nasty rotten demon disappear without any trace I could have done without...

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