Limerick Poems. Examples of Limericks and a list of new poems in the correct poetic form and technique. Share and read short, long, best, and famous Limerick poetry while accessing rules, format, types, and a comprehensive literary definition of a Limerick.
A limerick is a fun five-line form of poetry with a distinct AABBA rhyme scheme. Limerick poems are often funny or silly and have a strict meter, but there is more to a limerick. What is limerick in poetry (complete definition)?
A Cup Of DarjeelingIn bed, Maya looked at the ceiling,
and asked for a cup of Darjeeling,
then turned to her lover,
under the cover,
and said what a wonderful feeling!
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Categories:
love,
Form: Limerick
Brave SamAt noon, Sam saw a masked man at his door
Fear was in his eye, yet tried to ignore
Trying to peep, heard- "I'm Death"
"Have come to level your breath"
Like a racecar, he ran. Rest is lore!
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Categories:
anxiety, courage, fear,
Form: Limerick
The Cowboy's Tale~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There once was a cowboy from Texas,
Whose life was a whirlwind of nexus.
He rode through the plains,
In sunshine and rains,
Inside his comfortable Lexus.
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Limerick
We Always Survives
Mom and I liked to go on country drives,
she drove fast and I feared for our lives;
we got lost most of the time,
in lush scenery sublime;
Oh, don't worry ! 'Cause we always survives !
Down...
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Categories:
fun,
Form: Limerick
Pee TreeThe wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see...
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Categories:
dog,
Form: Limerick
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just flew far far away
Guess the bee did not want to...
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Categories:
drink, food, friend, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Kook-y StatsThey once did a study that perplexes,
Making sure to sample both the sexes.
The av'rage sir or madam,
The stats declare each had 'em
One boob, one nut - a result that vexes....
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Categories:
humor, math,
Form: Limerick
A Poo TaleI'm a lone oak tree, with a calming skill
Dogs line up for a piece of my mind thrill
They empty sins on my green
Barking poo is soil's protein...
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Categories:
conflict, day, dog, earth,
Form: Limerick
TimThere once was a witty "tot", Tim,
His "radar" detected all the slim.
With "level" of glee,
He'd "deified" spree,
"Level" elated, Thats Tim's whim!
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Limerick
light humorThere once was a fellow named Will,
Whose nose was exceedingly ill.
He sneezed with great force,
And altered his course,
he's orbiting Jupiter still!
There once was a lady named Sue,
Who found a strange thing in her stew....
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Limerick
How Strange
Nichole was proud to own a brand- new car
He showed it to his close friend at the bar
Michael was from country side
He had never travelled wide
All he does is going to the bazaar
"What is the...
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Categories:
fun, innocence,
Form: Limerick
HANNAHHANNAH
A palindromatic young "Hannah"
Bought a curry for just one "anna".
She consumed it a"noon"
And turned "redder" quite soon
So her "mom" and "dad" had to fan her
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Categories:
food,
Form: Limerick
Rogering RogerThe gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.
No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were...
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Categories:
jobs,
Form: Limerick
Ali Babarella and The Four Foot ThiefAn HP Production
[Quiet on the set--roll'em]
KEY: Cast: P)Pip, B)Bob, R)Reinier, A/M)Anna/Madam
P)Evil, not rats, live on, start squeaking,
B)Noose fill lips, spill life soon, start swinging,
R)Sorry, something in my eye,
B)One rat down! Winning am I,
P)Bob, your persona...
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Categories:
analogy, anxiety, character, emotions,
Form: Limerick
Pigging Out Part 2He would eat puddings and pies galore
And kept swelling and swelling some more
So when his stitches popped
That's when his britches dropped
Rumpled and crumpled up on the floor...
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Categories:
food,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Limerick Poems
Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics:
birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war
and more.
Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?