Dirty Limerick Poems
These Dirty Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dirty. These are the best examples of Limerick Dirty poems written by international poets.
Should I Go Missing
If I go missing, my picture should be posted
on a beer bottle in Jenna's saloon, toasted
by all my loyal friends
A tale that never ends
About the...
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Categories:
missing,
Term InateRepublicans have a grand cause:
Exonerate all of Trump's flaws
But voters said, "Nix!"
To Trump's dirty tricks
By rejecting his Doctor Oz!...
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Categories:
political,
Bib Leo FeelParents give teachers dirty looks
They don't want students reading books
Why flip your lid?
Kids never did!
Its much more fun to learn from crooks!...
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Categories:
education,
Purdy Please or Mating Call LimericksMating Calls, or, Purdy Please!
Limericks by Michael R. Burch
1.
Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty),
I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ...
When I rang...
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Categories:
america, humor, humorous, loneliness,
Dirty GirtyThere was an old barfly named Girty,
Her body and breath filthy and dirty,
She'd stink up the place
With no shame on her face
While she farted...
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Categories:
giggle,
Placard
He got down from the train with baggage
Walked out through a dirty soiled passage
His attention was captured
By a bold lettered Placard;
‘KEEP THE TOWN CLEAN’...
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Categories:
cheer up, satire,
Dirty JobWhen Dick’s testosterone escalated,
His balance had to be regulated;
His wife tried tricks she knew,
Until he passed it through -
Dick’s manly ego, hugely deflated.
May...
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Categories:
humorous,
Limericks VIII - A Bit RisqueLimericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem
Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch
At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...
But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...
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Categories:
hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-NEW ADDITIONSIf you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad...
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Categories:
humor,
SALLY SILK AND SOILED DRESS-Sally wore a silky dress
Landed in a puddle of mud and grass
she sled down the slide
Those the stains she tried to hide
Sally's...
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Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade,
Speak Up
With limericks better think naughty
Of triple X, not vaguely flirty -
With mind wide open,
With clues clear spoken -
Thus unconditionally dirty.
January 12, 2022...
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Categories:
humorous,
ACCORDING TO W H O
Cookies, embedded, snacks are cancerous,
drinks, soft drinks, hot dogs are dangerous.
Dirty air, causes illness,
living over causes oldness,
dying saves lives, according to WHO
...
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, health, hilarious,
Caution Too Dirty for SomeThe taxidermist was shocked to his teeth.
Called to home of sassy widow of Keith.
“Need to stuff him good.
Make him straight as he stood.
When I go,...
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Categories:
humorous,
Flirting with DisasterSome pretty girls think it’s incredibly funny
When older gentlemen wink and call them “Honey”
Never do they turn back,
Morals they surely lack
When they...
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Categories:
humorous,
Silly Old Kook
Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball
...
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Categories:
fun,