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Dirty Limerick Poems

These Dirty Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dirty. These are the best examples of Limerick Dirty poems written by international poets.

Should I Go Missing
If I go missing, my picture should be posted
on a beer bottle in Jenna's saloon, toasted
by all my loyal friends
A tale that never ends
About the...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: missing,

Term Inate
Republicans have a grand cause:
Exonerate all of Trump's flaws
But voters said, "Nix!"
To Trump's dirty tricks
By rejecting his Doctor Oz!...

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Categories: political,

Bib Leo Feel
Parents give teachers dirty looks
They don't want students reading books
Why flip your lid?
Kids never did!
Its much more fun to learn from crooks!...

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Categories: education,

Purdy Please or Mating Call Limericks
Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please!
Limericks by Michael R. Burch

Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty),
I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ...
When I rang...

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Categories: america, humor, humorous, loneliness,

Dirty Girty
There was an old barfly named Girty,
Her body and breath filthy and dirty,
She'd stink up the place
With no shame on her face 
While she farted...

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© Chris Con  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: giggle,

Premium Member Placard
 He got down from the train with baggage
Walked out through a dirty soiled passage
His attention was captured
By a bold lettered Placard;

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Categories: cheer up, satire,

Premium Member Dirty Job
When Dick’s testosterone escalated, 
His balance had to be regulated;
His wife tried tricks she knew,
Until he passed it through -
Dick’s manly ego, hugely deflated. 


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Categories: humorous,

Limericks VIII - A Bit Risque
Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem

Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,

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Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad...

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Categories: humor,

Sally wore a silky dress 
Landed in a puddle of mud and grass
 she sled down the slide 
Those the stains she tried to hide

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Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member Speak Up

With limericks better think naughty
Of triple X, not vaguely flirty -
With mind wide open,
With clues clear spoken -
Thus unconditionally dirty.

January 12, 2022...

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Categories: humorous,


Cookies, embedded, snacks are cancerous,
drinks, soft drinks, hot dogs  are dangerous.
Dirty air, causes illness,
living over causes oldness,
dying saves lives, according to WHO

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Categories: allusion, analogy, health, hilarious,

Premium Member Caution Too Dirty for Some
The taxidermist was shocked to his teeth.
Called to home of sassy widow of Keith.
“Need to stuff him good.
Make him straight as he stood.
When I go,...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Flirting with Disaster
Some pretty girls think it’s incredibly funny 
When older gentlemen wink and call them “Honey”
Never do they turn back, 
Morals they surely lack 
When they...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Silly Old Kook

Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball 


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Categories: fun,