Dirty Limerick Poems | Examples
These Dirty Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dirty. These are the best examples of Limerick Dirty poems written by international poets.
Got a dirty room to broom
To make it spic, span, zoom
Tumbled on the greasy floor
Pale flew here, broom yore
Glad, a pretty nurse came to groom
It’s plain, pure and simple, in July
We should all get hot, heavy and high.
Down dirty and tanned,
Get laid in the sand -
As summer and cloud nine sashay by.
Prom Night!...and I'm Sitting by my Phone
One Ringy Dingy and I'm...Prom Prone!
Too much Zing! in my Swing...
She Ran!...Hoof on a Wing
So, now I'm Dirty Dancing...Alone!
Leprechaun, you have it wrong
You need to sing the barmaid’s song
Bawdy and fun
Raunchy on the run
Words just shy of a dirty bong
Leprechaun, come sit with me
Right here, on my broken knee
I will give you a pinch
Feeling each little inch
You will like it, you will see.
I writ a poem bout poly-ticks
Exposing all its dirty tricks
It caused a stir
Ruffled some fur
Cuz there ain’t nothin’ they can’t fix
Moving some boxes, holy crap
Got a dirty big pain in my sacroiliac
Not young anymore
Like was once before
Must take care or my back will crack
The snowman’s in deep and dirty.
He’s melting on gal that’s flirty.
Seems Frosty is bit
by Frostina’s knit.
He’s fallen for snow that’s perdy.
Too many of HO ho ho hums,
bored Santa does meet up with chums.
His time, with a plum,
all sugary yum.
His beard is all dirty with crumbs.
Seems Rudolph has stolen the sleigh.
Gives ride to a doe from L. A.
The Eve, he forgot,
but Santa will not.
Now, shoveling coal without pay.
Your mama so big she a trip
That’s why your daddy did dip
They were loving cousins
Playing dirty dozens
Ann got hit in the lip
Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together with a thud
You scream bloody murder together
Promise your undying love forever
Roll over and whisper
The name of her sister
Then you realize that wasn't too clever
She pummels your head without mercy
You attempt to defend against her fury
You start to see rainbows
And a bunch of pretty halos
A ferocious little dynamo this girlie
Well eventually you recover your senses
And are able to put up some defences
You plant a big smacker
On this sweet li'l attacker
Then it's back to love in the trenches
At noon, I heard what sounded like a pop
It continued all eve, and wouldn't stop
Now, it sounds like a peep
Aha! More like a beep
I am not a kook! In my eye there's a drop.
Mom thought it was someone playing a gag
I turned redder than a Japanese flag
"On the level," I cry!
I refer and imply
Who did the dirty deed... the scallywag?
once a fat turkey named larry
with feathers dirty and hairy
gobbled on with glee
i'm leaving you see
into a portal less scary.
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big grin reappears on his snout
Patsy was tattered and torn
Her clothes were all dirty and worn
She was a mess
In her threadless dress
People looked at her in scorn
If I go missing, my picture should be posted
on a beer bottle in Jenna's saloon, toasted
by all my loyal friends
A tale that never ends
About the dirty scoundrels who should be roasted