Nature Limerick Poems

The moon, feeling quite pale and serene,
Said, "I'm queen of the night's silent scene!"
But the sun, with a laugh,
Said, "You're just a half-calf,
Reflecting my light,...

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The lightning, with flash and a boom,
Said, "I'm king of the stormy dark room!"
But the sun, with a sigh,
Said, "You're just a quick fry,
While I'm...

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The sunset, with hues rich and deep,
Said, "My beauty, the world's bound to keep!"
But the sun, with a wink,
Said, "You're just a quick blink,
While I'm...

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Temperature dropped, slippery ice road.
Many animals partying had slowed.
Dumpster fire started to warm,
All stayed close before the storm.
Steadily came again, it snowed and snowed....

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I grew up on the East Coast,
I don’t care about what’s closed;
Snow panic makes me laugh,
not enough for a graph;
Florida fear runs unopposed....

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Transmission lines found underground
Ain't cheap wires that cause fires when downed
Zounds! For these we'd pay
And kneeling we pray
LA's not a gray buried mound...

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Mother Nature can be so unkind 

A better weatherman you won't find 

So how are we to know 

If we're getting more snow

When Punxsutawney Phil...

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Prancing in laughs the menagerie,
all the animals stop by a tree;
No longer in a cage 
gone are masks full of rage;
They jump with balloons delightfully....

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Santa told Rudolph to stay on the roof 
He’d be delayed for his wife wanted proof
That it’s just she for he
So they’re under the tree
She...

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When I was younger, I have often wondered
Why is the eighth month not called October?
Was geometry wrong 
When it named the octagon,
Or was this a...

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She’ll scream like hell I’m your mother!
And introject There’s no other!
But your disrespect
Means all must expect
We’re nature’s target to smother...

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What sold was for millions as art so grand,
Was bought for a few cents at a fruit stand--
A fancy mall nor mart,
Nor place of art...

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       Be always alert : Not to waste water 
       Water is life...

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The old can travel and visit
Cool places some think exquisite
For our ebb and flow
Even fools should know
Requisite restroom...where is it?...

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In nature, being adroit and straight is rare,
It's curves and bends that fill the air.
See rivers that twist,
Trees bent to resist,
For strength lies in being...

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