Music Limerick Poems

Miracle Man
9/5/2024

Hospital Doctors were soon calling me “Miracle Man”
Doctors told my wife to pray, it was  now in God’s hand
I could feel God’s love,
music...

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Talk of an Oasis feud is over,
Brit-pop the corks for the supernova,
fair play to those Burnage boys,
tour dates set to make some noise,
they'll walk in...

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    My pet horsefly is so darn finicky
    Dings every male in the vicinity  
   ...

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'Mom, dad', I’m going out to the bar 
Where my 'peep Izzi', rocks her guitar
Her 'gig' will top rock charts
Though it’s not for 'pop' tarts
Specially,...

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     Donald ate beans to full capacitance
     Added pitted prunes for extravagance
     ...

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In theory I thought you would like to know
That I didn’t practice the piano
I’m a noted rebel
Who is now in treble
For showing my staff to...

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UH-OH—SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!
SO NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BURST INTO SONG?
            I'LL TEACH THAT...

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I will play my music for people I like
On a stool in front of a stand up mike
No jumping jack run
Across stage in fun
Just songs...

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Taylor and Travis ain't hidin'
She's voiced her first choice is Biden
Though Joe looks ancient
Fans know he's patient
Yet swiftly his odds to win widen...

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You could knock him down, step on his face,
and besmirch him all over the place;
but his shoes—the blue suede—
which were faves, custom-made,
never step on, thus...

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She begins to write down her goals
Which included two stripper poles
So, her friends could dance
To the music of Lance
All the way to the Superbowl...

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the director had said, “our needs are dire”
my wife volunteered us both for the choir
always something going wrong
with my voice I won’t last long 
it...

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Drippy fingers I want to lick
sticky sweet with a quck pick;
Strawberries mix that jam 
it hits me a wild slam;
Bees tend to swarm a lit...

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The last organ grinder played a blinder
Intending to leave folk a reminder
To music upbeat
All those in the street
Did a conga to “Eye of the Tiger.”

It...

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We’re away from our home for a wedding 
So we drove to explore a new town.
Found a cool-looking shop
And decided to stop
But, while strolling the...

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