Music Limerick Poems

A hornet, named Horace, so grand,
Tried to join a brass marching band.
He buzzed a low note,
Made the tuba man choke,
"That's not music," he yelled, "understand?"

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Edgar Poe, with a raven so grim,
Tried to teach it to play a small hymn.
It squawked "Nevermore!"
Then fell on the floor,
"That's not music," he wailed,...

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Considering himself quite the thing,
He thought from his barstool to sing.
But others thought not,
The praise that he got
Was less than a crow choir could bring.
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I once heard a small girl in Cuba
play sweet sounds on this big-ass tuba.
The way she played that thing,
made every birdy sing
from Havana clear to...

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In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do...

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When it came to the art of rappin',
this kid knew how to make it happen.
The scenes of a dark apocalypse
that gushed forth from his stormy...

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I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't...

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    Christmas Celibration :  Dear  Santa
    Tp play Carol in sweet Sonata.
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Santa and the Mrs. went out dancing
They went to the Red Chapel wild prancing.
Swing to the music and humped;
Pulled away, sway round, and jumped.
Pushed, wobble...

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Marvelous ancient music box,
prim guitarist on pointe shoes rocks;
A misfit figurine
not concerned how she’s seen;
Her erratic tempo is not Bach’s....

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In the movie The Wizard of Oz
Dorothy had a major cause
how did it all begin
they would take a spin
she and her friends were breaking laws.


The...

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The composer, George Fridiric Handel,
wrote at night by the light of a candle,
and there's nothing more finer
than to hear his Messiah:
a work so profound and...

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Glenn plays music very loud
To a nice Thanksgiving crowd
I will sit and eat
While ears hear the treat
Everyone around is wowed...

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A distinguished soprano named Dinah
sings arias in North Carolina.
But her favourite thing,
without doubt, is to sing
selections from Handel's Messiah.

With extraordinary vigor and pith
she sings "I...

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Shake em, baby

There was a young man from Caracas
Who proved very good with maracas  
He played them so loud
Pleasing the crowd
But eventually, he drove...

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