Rhyme Limerick Poems

there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
	his moniker came
	he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...

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In Christmas this old man thought time was good
To drink foaming beer as much as he could
Fell asleep after last sip
Didn’t foresee he’d start to...

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From Friar Thomas Aquino
AABBA cinquins did flow
With rhyme anapestic
the form did the trick
inspiring Lear et al to have a go...

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Quote By Poet  "Chatter ~ Many words all with no meaning."    

Chatter~many words all with no meaning 
I think your words...

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When devouring a hot chicken pie
An advertised flat caught my eye,
     I would hazard a guess
     Judging...

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The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the...

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It’s perhaps accident, chaos
Happens to rhyme well with Davos—
A talk shop of the world  
Where bales of wisdom’s heard,
A shop known for big talk
Nonstop...

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If you’re planning to murder your wife,
Using poison, a gun or a knife,
You must plan things with care
Or, if not, then prepare
To face jail for...

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Eve Roper loves to read nursery rhymes 
She's held contests for these many times
She's written some books 
To get children's- looks 
It was worth spending...

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The hot sticky cinnamon buns,  
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.  
Rudolph can you help,  
he said yes with a...

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A PRESENT FOR SANTA

As Santa left gifts by the tree,
He smiled and said, “What’s this I see?
For the one thousandth time,
Someone’s left me a rhyme;
A...

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The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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My good dog he's getting old
Slowing down and not so bold
To lazy to bark
Slow walk in the park
Still keeps me warm when I get cold...

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Bacon and eggs each morning his treat
Chocolate and candy and all that's sweet
No helmet with pedal
No seat belt to meddle
Making eighty years old was no...

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Jeff Kyser
Andrea Dietrich 

Jeff Kyser is my kind of mind, 
His humor sense witty and wide -
So often frenetic 
But deep and poetic -
Loose...

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