Rhyme Limerick Poems

* Collaboration of Limericks written by Jan Allison, 
   Tom Cunningham, Tania Kitchin and Lin Lane


Here's a news flash, the latest scoop
There are...

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Cinderella had fun at the ball
with her Prince charming, handsome and tall.
It got late and she would
run home fast as she could-
but one slipper fell...

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Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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Golly, what a Pickle you’re In -- Bub,
How is it That you’re stuck in a Pub?
Gullible -- You look, Pimp
for why not hop, on Blimps?
and...

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Can readers or authors foresee 
Freed up manic moods and more glee?
Mixed-up word orphans
Induce endorphins
Without a psychiatrist’s fee

OR

What do poem authors desire?
Freed up manic moods...

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A cyborg named Murphy, quite tough,
Said, "Your crimes? That's enough, bloody guff!"
With his metal-clad thigh,
He'd make villains all cry,
Then ask, "Would you like some hand-cuffed......

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O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the...

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Imagine if there was a brain station for souls
Plug in a rhyme magic would pop out no controls
With patience sooner or later
Writing thousand word essays
And...

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Mother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...

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Get out of that or I'll skin you alive she would say
Me and that dog would head for the woods right away
We were not abused
Just...

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Prejudice, what a great saver of time!
Quicker to opine, facts not worth a dime,
The sheep in lead decides,
And all of the throng glides,
Reason nor rhyme,...

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In three hundred, I pulled without fear,
From my dentition, a grin quite sincere
Clichés serve as my balm,
In the chaos, my psalms
Yet to some; I might...

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Despite trials, and we’ve had many,
with tribulations, felt lost at sea,
we get up each day
with an effort to say,
for our freedoms we’ll fight, to be...

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Syllable count 10, 10, 7, 7, 10 is followed in all the three  limericks.

Terribly bored with workplace stress and strife,
I planned a vacation without...

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I can’t seem to find my wand,
without it this spell won’t bond!
I had it last night,
with those imps who bite.
I’ll summon help from beyond!...

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