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Funny Limerick Poems

These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.


The Sheriff With a Splintering Sense of Humor

Chris Vaughn, with his plank, quite a sight,
Said, "This town's gonna learn to do right!"
With a swing and a shout,
He'd knock the bad guys out,
"Now...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,



Leaping Legends and Limerick Laughs

Michael Jordan, with leaps so absurd,
Through defenders, he'd fly, never deterred.
With a slam and a swish,
He'd make every fan wish,
Their own dunks were equally preferred.

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Categories: basketball, fun, funny, hilarious,

When the President Went Rambo

President Marshall, quite fit and quite bold,
Said, "This hijacking story's grown old!"
He'd punch and he'd kick,
Like some action flick,
"Get off my plane!" he then loudly...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Zombie Run, Suitcase Fun

A train to Busan, a zombie-filled ride,
Had passengers screaming, nowhere to hide.
They'd bash and they'd brawl,
Against creatures that crawl,
Then tripped on a suitcase, with nowhere...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,

The Hollow Man's Slippery Supper

Dr. Cain, with his serum so new,
Said, "Invisible, what I'm about to do!"
He'd vanish and creep,
While secrets he'd keep,
Then tripped on his slippers, and fell...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,



Premium Member Counting Sheep
There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
...

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Categories: animal, dream, funny, humor,

Reeves's Rapid Transit and Donut Distress

Jack Traven, on a bus, quite distressed,
Said, "This speed limit's truly a test!"
He'd leap and he'd dash,
With a panicked mustache,
"And where's my next donut? I'm...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Hanks's Heroics and His Retirement Worries

Brave Hanks, 'midst the Normandy storm,
Led his men, keeping them warm.
He'd yell, "Find that Ryan!"
While inwardly sighin',
"My pension? Is that the new form?"

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(Tom Hanks in...

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Shelton's Vengeance and His Lawyer's Sanity

Butler, as Clyde, with plans quite insane,
Said, "Justice? I'll cause you some pain!"
He'd plot and he'd scheme,
A vengeful extreme,
Then, "My lawyer? He's driving me sane!"

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(Gerard...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Terrorists' Terrible Travel Troubles

John Cutter, with nerves made of steel,
Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!"
He'd kick, punch, and flip,
With a cool, steady grip,
"Always bet on black,"...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,

The Bodyguard's Ballad of Bizarre Behavior

Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes,
Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!"
But her fans, quite intense,
Caused his hair to condense,
"I just wanted a job,...

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The Relentless Run and the Restless Rhyme

Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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Categories: film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Corner Shots and Clever Quip

Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...

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Categories: basketball, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member The Octopus and the Gerbil
The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
...

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Categories: animal, caregiving, funny, humor,

Premium Member Herodotus Theory of Winter
Herodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....

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Categories: fun, funny, science, silly,


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