Funny Limerick Poems | Examples
These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.
l once had a friend named Mildred
Who wiggled a lot in my bed,
She'd snore with delight
Her growl was a fright;
I rang the alarm loud... instead!
A tall fellow strolled on a beach abroad
Along a cream-like sandy shore unflawed,
He tripped on a small shell
And fell with a sharp yell,
Lying on the ground while all his teeth gnawed.
There was a young lady named Alice,
Who liked to drink from a chalice.
When she drank her daily tipple,
She would show the boys a nipple
Then wink, out of pure playful malice.
My Charlie cat, many long years ago
would use a pet door to come in and go.
But at times he gave way
let a neighborhood stray
sneak in, eat his food, pretend not to know.
Trevor's buddies goaded him for a bet
To venture on the scary 'ride of death'
But there was laughter and jeer
When a brown patch did appear
Wearing white pants was his biggest regret.
He gave me a gift, terribly good-
but it was clearly misunderstood.
Good grief, what does it do?
looks pretty ugly too!
Like huge chunky goggles, there it stood.
Deafening silence came over me!
Seriously funny, for you see
this was his only choice?
For me there was no voice?
A cruel kindness- how can this be?
The sound of silence he broke with shout-
Falsely true is what this is about!
Awfully good, you see-
virtual reality!
Definite maybe, you will freak out!
Alone together, now bittersweet
our short minor crisis, we did meet!
In a true fiction world
open secrets unfurled!
These chunky goggles cannot be beat!
At dinner, I was a bit edgy,
cuz my wife gave me a mean wedgy.
When I ventured to ask her why,
she said, "Cuz you're such a dumb guy!
I asked for meat pizza, not veggie."
His proprioceptors on fire
Johnny jumps higher and higher
His hand scrapes the rim
He dunks the ball in
Wrong rim, Johnny, howls the umpire
Lonely elf not 5’4, horny toad toon
Hits on maties wives in pubs and saloons
a smidge taller than Manson
yet not quite as handsome
His gal pal elves nudge him to G-E-T -A -R-O-O-M!
I said to my Grandad one day
While packing the shopping away
"I'm gonna leave this
Pizza, four cheeses,
Out decreasing cooking time" - hooray!
"Did I just hear you right'
He chuckled away with delight,
'A pizza for Jesus?"
[ I don't believe this ]
"Four CHeeses..." I answered polite.
Out in the street a couple in embrace
made a lurid scene in the marketplace.
The shoppers gathered to shout
“your love we don’t ever doubt,
but get a room to shun public disgrace”.
They shared too hot lips in Jaguar.
Jim Joe, out of fuel, going far.
He aimed for home run
But out came the sun.
Yelled cop, “Get a room! Get out car.”
Jimmy shaved his whole body and head
While tanning, fell asleep while he read
Sunscreen, he didn't put on -
didn't think he'd be out long
His bald areas, never looked so red
Stan was smoking hemp
Thought he was a pimp
He yelled where’s my money
Estelle yelled you funny
Shot then robbed the simp
Sid now realized her suit was all wrong
but she'd hid in this stall for too long
So, she stuck out her gut
to distract from her butt
and snuck back to the pool in her thong