Funny Limerick Poems
These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.
Kill the Shrill
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
he said please shut up
he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!
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funny, humorous, hurt, husband,
Snory Cory
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...
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Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Simply Fun
there was a girl named Alice
preferred to write while braless
wrote poems by rules
while wearing her mules
her fingers were getting a callous
the contest rules were...
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fun, funny, humorous, poetry,
shock wave
local sponge diver big deel
lacking personal appeal
jumped into a lake
procured a fish cake
and bumped an electric eel.
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Categories:
beach, fish, funny, humor,
Categories:
fun, funny,
Carlin'sRev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast
birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts
3/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
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adventure, analogy, boy, child,
Kilt Atilt
there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
in a bit of a flap
he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put...
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fun, funny, humorous, silly,
Mangia Mangia
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
when she was asked why
she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...
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Categories:
feelings, food, funny, image,
Gutsy GeorgeThere was a German Shepherd named George
Who - on only the best would gorge
If you offered him ground beef or fish
He would growl and cover...
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Categories:
dog, giggle,
Lottery
A girl who made her own pottery
learned she had just won the lottery
she had a glazed look
as her head she shook
her eyes like her clay...
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Categories:
cute, eve, funny, girl,
Pirate's Sword
A pirate sailed into the Spanish bay
his luck just kept getting better that day
“My sword has rusted
I need it dusted.”
Aurora, the young barmaid, shouted “Ole!”...
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funny, silly,
Mooove Over
there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
Bessie mooed “oh no!”
as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...
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Categories:
animal, farm, funny, sick,
Billy Bob BrownThere once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown
Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town.
One day while singing, someone grabbed a long...
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animal, dance, funny, humorous,
Artist and Model
Artist and Model
Artist asked, ‘Dear, Can you pose without dress ?’
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Categories:
funny,
Common Cold
they say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
an apple a day
it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...
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Categories:
fruit, funny, health, sick,