Funny Limerick Poems
These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.
OKAPI'S DILEMMAOkapi thought he was a horse
Attempted to blend in, of course
Zebras kicked him out
Horses ran about
But okapi had no remorse
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animal, funny, horse,
Plato and the Poet
Poetry, Plato says know it;
"Go," though, he says to the poet.
It's good to be good,
But be understood,
Best if you never do show it....
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funny, history, humor, humorous,
Aristotle and the ParrotAristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink,
The source of its moral decline....
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animal, bird, drink, funny,
Why Are Cats So Cute ?
I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....
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cat, funny, love,
Monkey Mischief
In a village lived a lame man named Dick
Once he was walking along with a stick
A monkey with a grin
From back, pulled the stick in
With...
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animal, funny, humor,
Out On A Limb
A tall tree I did climb,
on a bet of a dime.
Baby Bear said it was funny,
it was not for the big money.
The limb broke what...
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fun, giggle, humor, me,
The Aged CombatantsTheir fists were of furious intent,
But backs were too aged and bent.
It wasn't the seizing,
But rather the wheezing,
That both to the hospital sent....
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age, anger, character, funny,
Snake's Surprising Predicament For Joseph May's Out On A Lim Poetry Contest
8 June 2025
A rattlesnake, quite full of dread,
Found a small mouse under its bed.
"O, dear!"...
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animal, fun, funny, hilarious,
June Bug
A plump beetle, quite clumsy and grand,
Flew right into a fan in the stand.
With a whirring ker-splat,
He was flat as a mat,...
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Pigeon DeterrenceThe moralists, twenty and two,
Know not what is like to ensue,
When, grasping but smidgeons,
They act as if pigeons;
They’ll probably hate me when through....
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anxiety, bird, fantasy, funny,
Thor's Toaster Troubles
Thor, chief of thunder, so grand,
Tried to fix a small toaster by hand.
With Mjolnir's great might,
He blew out the light,
"This 'appliance',"...
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
When Metal Music Misfires
Magneto, with metal's control,
Tried playing the banjo, a soul.
The strings turned to steel,
A discordant appeal,
"This 'music' has taken its toll!"
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Tarzan Boy's Ballroom Brawl
Tarzan Boy, with a jungle's loud call,
Tried learning to waltz at a ball.
He swung from the lights,
And gave everyone frights,
"This 'dancing' is no fun at...
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Boogeyman's Broomstick Blunders
The Boogeyman, lurking in gloom,
Tried tidying up a small room.
He dusted with fright,
Made shadows take flight,
"This 'cleaning' just brings extra doom!"
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character, film, fun, funny,
When Cynicism Sprouts
Jessica Jones, with a cynical stare,
Tried planting a garden, with care.
The plants all turned brown,
"This 'nature's' a clown,"
"My thumb's black, I swear, I declare!"
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character, fun, funny, hilarious,