Funny Limerick Poems
These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.
A Fax of Fury
Colonel Stuart, with plans so precise,
Thought he'd hold Dulles, a villainous vice.
But McClane, that old pest,
Put his plans to the test,
"My fax machine!" was his...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
A Happy Fellow Named Jack
There's this happy fellow named Jack
A serious bone in his body he lacks
When they finally close his coffin
He'll be scratchin' and clawin'
Yelling a la Schwarzenegger...
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funny,
The Hague's High-Stakes Hide-and-Seek
The ICC, with justice its aim,
For leaders, a delicate game.
When warrants they'd send,
Some heads would descend,
"My immunity!" they'd proclaim.
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Legislative Laughter
A senator, keen on a bill's every clause,
Said, "This hearing, we'll find all the flaws!"
With questions so sharp,
He'd make witnesses carp,
Then tripped on his notes,...
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Cupid's AimYes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....
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allegory, animal, bird, funny,
Karl's Cord in Vocal Vacation
Big Karl, with a vengeance so dire,
For his brother, set hearts all afire.
John's chain, a tight squeeze,
Then Powell, with ease,
Sent him down, with a bullet's...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Nemo's Wild Aquarium Adventure
Young Nemo, quite small and quite bold,
From his reef home, his story was told.
He swam far away,
Causing great disarray,
Then a dentist's fish tank, he did...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Soot and Slippers, with Speedy Delivery
Poor Cindy, with soot on her face,
Had chores at a terrible pace.
Then a fairy, quite grand,
Waved a glittering hand,
"Your pumpkin's now Uber, embrace!"
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cinderella, film, fun, funny,
Gavel Goof, Impeachment Implosion
A congressman, with tension so tight,
Said, "This process, we'll do it just right!"
With papers and pleas,
And grand guarantees,
Then tripped on a gavel, and started a...
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
The Sheriff With a Splintering Sense of Humor
Chris Vaughn, with his plank, quite a sight,
Said, "This town's gonna learn to do right!"
With a swing and a shout,
He'd knock the bad guys out,
"Now...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Leaping Legends and Limerick Laughs
Michael Jordan, with leaps so absurd,
Through defenders, he'd fly, never deterred.
With a slam and a swish,
He'd make every fan wish,
Their own dunks were equally preferred.
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basketball, fun, funny, hilarious,
When the President Went Rambo
President Marshall, quite fit and quite bold,
Said, "This hijacking story's grown old!"
He'd punch and he'd kick,
Like some action flick,
"Get off my plane!" he then loudly...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Zombie Run, Suitcase Fun
A train to Busan, a zombie-filled ride,
Had passengers screaming, nowhere to hide.
They'd bash and they'd brawl,
Against creatures that crawl,
Then tripped on a suitcase, with nowhere...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
The Hollow Man's Slippery Supper
Dr. Cain, with his serum so new,
Said, "Invisible, what I'm about to do!"
He'd vanish and creep,
While secrets he'd keep,
Then tripped on his slippers, and fell...
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film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Counting SheepThere once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
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animal, dream, funny, humor,