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Funny Limerick Poems

These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Dad's Car Seasoned Well
Summer Funny Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin

The heat of summer in his dad's car
The son takes his date to gaze a star
Lover's lane shines on so...

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Categories: 12th grade, car, dad,



Premium Member Buzz Cut
Sirius is approaching the gate
dragging the hot and humid like bait.
	Scorching dog days are back.
	A violent attack!
I fear I will burn my shaven pate!
...

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Categories: environment, funny, hair, nature,

Premium Member Summer Cooking

In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets, 
stops the lazy time, for clock’s hands he sets.
     In hot kitchen he...

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Categories: funny, summer,

Premium Member Summer Funny Limerick
The Fourth of July is almost here,
it will be hot but will it be clear?
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still...

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Categories: celebration, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Climbing Roses and Kitty
 

My kitty, Harry climbs tall red brick walls,
alarmed, I could not believe my eye balls;
while I trim roses climbing,
up, up with perfect timing,
in the...

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Categories: funny,



Premium Member Not a Bad Yolk
     I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke
     Who didn’t know how to tell a...

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Categories: food, funny, humor,

Owen the Pheasant
In Memoriam: Owen the Pheasant
Lost at an auction in Vermont betwixt a first edition Anna Karenina and a bitter divorcée named Ruth. 


There once was...

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Categories: animal, funny, satire, social,

Premium Member OKAPI'S DILEMMA
Okapi thought he was a horse
Attempted to blend in, of course
Zebras kicked him out
Horses ran about
But okapi had no remorse
...

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Categories: animal, funny, horse,

Premium Member Plato and the Poet
Poetry, Plato says know it;
"Go," though, he says to the poet.
It's good to be good,
But be understood, 
Best if you never do show it....

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Categories: funny, history, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Aristotle and the Parrot
Aristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink, 
The source of its moral decline....

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Categories: animal, bird, drink, funny,

Premium Member Why Are Cats So Cute ?

I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....

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Categories: cat, funny, love,

Premium Member Monkey Mischief
In a village lived a lame man named Dick
Once he was walking along with a stick
A monkey with a grin
From back, pulled the stick in
With...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor,

Premium Member Out On A Limb
A tall tree I did climb,
on a bet of a dime.
Baby Bear said it was funny,
it was not for the big money.
The limb broke what...

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Categories: fun, giggle, humor, me,

Premium Member The Aged Combatants
Their fists were of furious intent,
But backs were too aged and bent.
It wasn't the seizing,
But rather the wheezing,
That both to the hospital sent....

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Categories: age, anger, character, funny,

Snake's Surprising Predicament
For Joseph May's Out On A Lim Poetry Contest

8 June 2025


A rattlesnake, quite full of dread, 
Found a small mouse under its bed. 
"O, dear!"...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, hilarious,


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