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Funny Limerick Poems

These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Kill the Shrill
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
	he said please shut up
	he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!

(caveat: no endorsement...

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Categories: funny, humorous, hurt, husband,

Premium Member Snory Cory
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
	his moniker came
	he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...

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Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Simply Fun
there was a girl named Alice
preferred to write while braless
 	wrote poems by rules
	while wearing her mules
her fingers were getting a callous

the contest rules were...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, poetry,

Premium Member shock wave
local sponge diver big deel

lacking personal appeal

jumped into a lake

procured a fish cake

and bumped an electric eel.

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Categories: beach, fish, funny, humor,

Premium Member MADONNA
     MADONNA             ...

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Categories: fun, funny,

Premium Member Carlin's
Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast

birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts

Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©

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Categories: adventure, analogy, boy, child,

Premium Member Kilt Atilt
there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
	in a bit of a flap
	he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Mangia Mangia
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
	when she was asked why
	she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...

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Categories: feelings, food, funny, image,

Premium Member Gutsy George
There was a German Shepherd named George
Who - on only the best would gorge
If you offered him ground beef or fish
He would growl and cover...

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Categories: dog, giggle,

Premium Member Lottery
A girl who made her own pottery
learned she had just won the lottery
	she had a glazed look
	as her head she shook
her eyes like her clay...

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Categories: cute, eve, funny, girl,

Premium Member Pirate's Sword
A pirate sailed into the Spanish bay
his luck just kept getting better that day
	“My sword has rusted
	I need it dusted.”
Aurora, the young barmaid, shouted “Ole!”...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member Mooove Over
there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
	Bessie mooed “oh no!”
	as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...

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Categories: animal, farm, funny, sick,

Billy Bob Brown
There once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown

Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town. 

One day while singing, someone grabbed a long...

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Categories: animal, dance, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Artist and Model

   Artist and Model

      Artist asked, ‘Dear, Can you pose without dress ?’

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Common Cold

they say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
	an apple a day
	it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...

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Categories: fruit, funny, health, sick,