Funny Limerick Poems

These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.

Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live

© Bill Baker  

JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT
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Inside walls where shadows dance bright,
Lived Max the mouse, heart full of light.
     By the soft candle's glow,

© Sara Etgen-Baker  

       I just heard two elevator pitches
       Surgeons both, too int’rested in riches

© Gershon Wolf  

Sir Billy Pig’s missing his oats
Miss Piggy Wig’s had hers, she gloats
But she’s looking so rough
Her bum’s full of crap stuff
Its output is brown and

© Jan Allison  

A randy, young couple out by the bay
decided to have a roll in the hay.
She pondered, in the moonlight,
"Aren't the stars pretty tonight?",
and he chuckled

© Jim Healey  

I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells

© Bill Baker  

There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the black bear stood tall
He did not move at all
Cause

© Bill Baker  

I’m just a cow chewing my cud
     if a bull, I could be a stud
      

© Bill Baker  

There was a player on our team named Rick
He hit third and was really a great stick
     When on base, he

© Bill Baker  

This limerick is about a clown,
who when shopping in a nearby town.
A mother with small boys,
said his giant shoe made too much noise.
Shoeless he shopped

© Bill Baker  

There lives a gentleman from Luff
Who walks everywhere in the buff
His weeny is teeny
He calls it his winky
A stump that can't fill a cream puff.

Ladies

© Emilia James  

Nolan seems to think world’s crazy,
Perhaps it is, and so silly,
Ticket craze all over,
Fanned has he a fever,
And what a journey, Odyssey!
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Happenings |19.07.2025| funny, humour
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© Aniruddha Pathak  

Gym goer hits the gym—me,
A dumbell slipped wild and free,
He fell on his mouth,
A tooth out, a shrill shout,
Oops! He realised—the gym hit me!



This limerick

© Anne Winter  

Corn couple lies in beach with bodies bare,
smooth skin soaks in midday sun’s scorching glare.
        His lewd stare

© Subimal Sinha-Roy  

The two Cobs at the beach made a stop

Each then laid out their blanket to plop!

But they somehow forgot

That day's sun was too hot-

Quickly, Madam

© Sandra Haight