Funny Limerick Poems

Two giraffes decided to see
what the English have for their tea.
They stuck in their necks,
and each of them checks,
then ruled it was too bourgeoisie....

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My limericks are silly and all bout fun
My attempt at putting those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To...

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I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Once I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....

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This man does weird things to his heart’s content,
wears odd sock pair, thinks it’s not indecent.
      Likes to live life...

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Two friends with haughty heads on long neck’s crest,
can’t enter nearby house through door for fest.
      Dinner time of elation,
...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. 
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell 
food; even that on the ground. 
Three porridges...

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I think I lost my teddy bears.
He’ll do anything on a dare.
His brother is thin.
He’s his younger twin.
They probably went to the fair.
...

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Although not invited, they came
The wide-open window was game!
Their long necks reached in
Gave licking a spin!
Giraffes enjoyed tea just the same!
...

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SOME NECK

There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes 
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food,...

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An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny 
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny 
He was with his wife Jean...

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Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...

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He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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