Love Limerick Poems

These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.

A randy, young couple out by the bay
decided to have a roll in the hay.
She pondered, in the moonlight,
"Aren't the stars pretty tonight?",
and he chuckled

© Jim Healey  

Miriam Millicent Mannerheim-Merps
Loved calling her two younger brothers, twerps
After she had her first child
Both were very sweet and mild
But when baby nursed, they crooned her

© David Drowley  

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S*
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While nibbling on French croissant so fine,
Audrey sipped coffee, feeling divine.
     She struck a pose, twitched her chin,
 

© Sara Etgen-Baker  

Time was each bullet bore some name,
Each lens now does nigh but the same.
Privacy’s all but dead
If not on a deathbed,
Love at Coldplay? Ne’er a

© Aniruddha Pathak  

Limericks X

This is a more serious limerick:

The Abandoned Child’s Complaint
by Michael R. Burch

I hoped you might have loved me,
but you pushed me out to sea

© Michael Burch  

There once was a brain too lazy to think
As into obscurity destined to sink.
     While we dance to metre
  

© Suzette Richards  

THeir plan - in each oriface pour
some Vaseline, KY and more...
with rings of the bell
they both had to yell,
"Too greasy to open the door."

© Jack Horne  

The Cornelius's were bathing in the sun 
The husband said, I am cornier than you, Hun 
She said, try to butter me up, my dear

© Charles Messina  

I love when we sit in the hot bright sun,
add some butter or we will get well done.
Sky and water of ice blue,
better than the

© Paula Goldsmith  

I met my perfect partner in the gym, 
He gently catered to my wildest whim. 
My every mood 
He understood - 
Turned out I wed

© Margarita Lillico   

I was hung up on you, oh that's true,
But not in the way you knew.
I swiped off the line,
While you were saying you're mine 
I

© John Anderson  

To win her whole heart was my sole goal,
In summer, I tanned just for her soul.
I sunbathed at Lagos Beach,
A Black there to woo a

© Maclawrence Famuyiwa  

They say heaven is for real,
that is really a great deal.
I will get to see you,
I am happy not blue.
I am filled with much love

© Paula Goldsmith  

I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . .

© Constance La France  

Don’t you dare try to sit in my spot!
I’ll decide if you pet me or not.
   I’m the star here, you’ll see.
 

© Janice Canerdy