Love Limerick Poems
These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.
Heaven Is For Real
They say heaven is for real,
that is really a great deal.
I will get to see you,
I am happy not blue.
I am filled with much love...
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beautiful, fun, heaven, joy,
Why Are Cats So Cute ?
I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....
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cat, funny, love,
Spoiled-Rotten Cat Instructs Visitors
Don’t you dare try to sit in my spot!
I’ll decide if you pet me or not.
I’m the star here, you’ll see.
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cat, pets,
A Perilous Limerick
Young Bond, with a briefcase so grand,
Said, "This train ride's a perilous stand!"
With SPECTRE's sharp schemes,
And fights in his dreams,
"That chess match? A bit out...
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fun,
Get a RoomA young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...
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humor, love, youth,
Love is LoveSome people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...
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Categories:
love, political, prejudice,
Cupid's AimYes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....
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allegory, animal, bird, funny,
WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNINGYoung newlyweds on a love boat
He mounted her like a wild goat
The up and down motion
Of the stormy ocean
Meant super sex – it got their...
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Categories:
boat, humorous, lust,
Only Perfection There Ain'tOur fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....
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Categories:
boyfriend, cheer up, girlfriend,
crazy rich asians American styleThe faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...
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evil, funny love, mental
Two years of a life in a nutshellShe’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...
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Categories:
for her, in memoriam,
The Robot's Romantic Reboot
Ultron, with circuits so bright,
Tried writing a love poem one night.
"Your beauty's a wire,"
He said, setting hearts afire,
"And your smile's like a flickering light!"
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film, fun, hilarious, humor,
List of limericks and other funny tricks
A young woman from Glascow named Myrtle
was as strong as the shell of a turtle.
Once, when an intruder snuck in,
she bare knuckled his glassy...
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Categories:
crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Just one per cent in loveJust one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...
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humor, love,
Much Ado About Something“Much Ado About Nothing”
Romeo’s love doesn’t fall through,
As Tybalt piques his fancy too.
And Juliet,
Not in love yet
Chills out on Tinder...
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Categories:
humorous,