Love Limerick Poems
These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.
Get a RoomA young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...
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Categories:
humor, love, youth,
Love is LoveSome people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...
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Categories:
love, political, prejudice,
Cupid's AimYes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....
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allegory, animal, bird, funny,
WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNINGYoung newlyweds on a love boat
He mounted her like a wild goat
The up and down motion
Of the stormy ocean
Meant super sex – it got their...
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Categories:
boat, humorous, lust,
Only Perfection There Ain'tOur fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....
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Categories:
boyfriend, cheer up, girlfriend,
crazy rich asians American styleThe faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...
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Categories:
evil, funny love, mental
Two years of a life in a nutshellShe’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...
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for her, in memoriam,
The Robot's Romantic Reboot
Ultron, with circuits so bright,
Tried writing a love poem one night.
"Your beauty's a wire,"
He said, setting hearts afire,
"And your smile's like a flickering light!"
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Categories:
film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Handfuls of new limericks -- updated
We serve water from toilet to tap.
Surprise, surprise! It don't taste like crap.
We've made the water just as pure,
as any water, that's for sure.
Just hold...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, humor, life,
Just one per cent in loveJust one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...
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humor, love,
Much Ado About Something“Much Ado About Nothing”
Romeo’s love doesn’t fall through,
As Tybalt piques his fancy too.
And Juliet,
Not in love yet
Chills out on Tinder...
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Categories:
humorous,
Joethere once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...
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Categories:
black african american, black
To all writers in the soup'As i write here.'
I hold freedom most dear.'
I value; all other writers too!
love me or hate me? Even debate me?
I will still be; even...
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Categories:
appreciation, brother, community, education,
God Smiles
When God smiled it was balm soothing my soul,
it was letting me know that He was in control.
Once in faith I believed,
and from sin He...
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Categories:
forgiveness, god, love, sin,
Saint Patrick's DaySt. Patrick's Day
My cousin went joyfully to Ireland,
A first trip with her best friend, Tim Roland;
Joining fares on Paddy’s Day,
He viewed all green the...
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Categories:
celebration,