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Love Limerick Poems

These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.

I heard the special child uttered his wow
Midst yehey and yay gestures can allow 
Shouting love for Mom with zest
Who does give dead level best…

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, christian, family,

Premium Member Cor!
I love every hair upon your head
Although you've hardly any left Fred
Oh, those silver strands
I stroked with my hands
Are appearing all over the bed.

I’m peeved...

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Categories: conflict, humorous,

Premium Member Love In The Trenches

Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...

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Categories: love,

Premium Member The **** Star, the Shyster, and the President
Like a scorned ex-stripper hell has no fury
but how I would love to be on that jury.
  To call out the po-rn star vamp

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Categories: corruption, political,

Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!


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Categories: appreciation, blessing, child, christian,

Premium Member Long distance lust - bawdy warning!
There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun,

A Cup Of Darjeeling
In bed, Maya looked at the ceiling,
and asked for a cup of Darjeeling,
then turned to her lover,
under the cover,
and said what a wonderful feeling!

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Categories: love,

Premium Member The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee

That bee just...

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Categories: drink, food, friend, giggle,


An innocent fellow from Ryde
Had trouble in bed with his bride
For no-one had said
And he hadn’t read
All about the physical side

They purchased...

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Categories: love, marriage,

Premium Member Cinco De Mayo
In 1862, Mexicans were elated
As the French army was decimated
Today is Cinco de Mayo
Tacos—free Pico de gallo!
The Battle of Puebla is celebrated

Emperor Maximillian was fooled

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: celebration, cinco de mayo,

Premium Member Love Bites
The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey


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Categories: boy, girl, lust,

Premium Member Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Categories: giggle, song, time, uplifting,

Premium Member The High School Two Step
Another boy at the high school dance

Seeking love and a little romance

Then the cutest girl smiled

And I bowed quite beguiled

But it ripped out the seat...

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Categories: boy, girl, romance,

Premium Member Count The Knots
Count The Knots
Miracle Man

I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: how i feel, sweet

Premium Member Breathtaking Moments

Life is not measured by the breaths we take
But by the breathtaking moments that life creates
Those special times
When life is in rhyme
Breathtaking moments that cause...

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Categories: love,

Book: Shattered Sighs