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Love Limerick Poems

These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Get a Room
A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, love, youth,



Premium Member Love is Love
Some people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: love, political, prejudice,

Premium Member Cupid's Aim
Yes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....

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Categories: allegory, animal, bird, funny,

Premium Member WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING
Young newlyweds on a love boat
He mounted her like a wild goat
The up and down motion
Of the stormy ocean
Meant super sex – it got their...

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Categories: boat, humorous, lust,

Premium Member Only Perfection There Ain't
Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....

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Categories: boyfriend, cheer up, girlfriend,



Premium Member crazy rich asians American style
The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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Categories: evil, funny love, mental

Two years of a life in a nutshell
She’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...

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© D. Riven  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: for her, in memoriam,

The Robot's Romantic Reboot

Ultron, with circuits so bright,
Tried writing a love poem one night.
"Your beauty's a wire,"
He said, setting hearts afire,
"And your smile's like a flickering light!"

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Categories: film, fun, hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Handfuls of new limericks -- updated

We serve water from toilet to tap.
Surprise, surprise! It don't taste like crap.
We've made the water just as pure,
as any water, that's for sure.
Just hold...

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Categories: funny, giggle, humor, life,

Just one per cent in love
Just one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...

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Categories: humor, love,

Premium Member Much Ado About Something
“Much Ado About Nothing” 

Romeo’s love doesn’t fall through, 
As Tybalt piques his fancy too. 
And Juliet, 
Not in love yet 
Chills out on Tinder...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Joe
there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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Categories: black african american, black

Premium Member To all writers in the soup'
As i write here.' 
I hold freedom most dear.'
I value; all other writers too!
love me or hate me? Even debate me?
I will still be; even...

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Categories: appreciation, brother, community, education,

Premium Member God Smiles
When God smiled it was balm soothing my soul,
it was letting me know that He was in control.
Once in faith I believed,
and from sin He...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: forgiveness, god, love, sin,

Premium Member Saint Patrick's Day
St. Patrick's Day


My cousin went joyfully to Ireland,
A first trip with her best friend, Tim Roland; 
Joining fares on Paddy’s Day,
He viewed all green the...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: celebration,


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