Love Limerick Poems

Young Bond, with a briefcase so grand,
Said, "This train ride's a perilous stand!"
With SPECTRE's sharp schemes,
And fights in his dreams,
"That chess match? A bit out...

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A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...

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Some people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...

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Yes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....

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Young newlyweds on a love boat
He mounted her like a wild goat
The up and down motion
Of the stormy ocean
Meant super sex – it got their...

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Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....

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The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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She’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...

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Ultron, with circuits so bright,
Tried writing a love poem one night.
"Your beauty's a wire,"
He said, setting hearts afire,
"And your smile's like a flickering light!"

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A tale about Sinbad the Sailor
is he needed an expert tailor.
But the only one to be found
drove a cab around Puget Sound.
So Sinbad said, “Can...

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Just one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
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Limerick...

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“Much Ado About Nothing” 

Romeo’s love doesn’t fall through, 
As Tybalt piques his fancy too. 
And Juliet, 
Not in love yet 
Chills out on Tinder...

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there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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As i write here.' 
I hold freedom most dear.'
I value; all other writers too!
love me or hate me? Even debate me?
I will still be; even...

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When God smiled it was balm soothing my soul,
it was letting me know that He was in control.
Once in faith I believed,
and from sin He...

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