Love Limerick Poems
These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.
BUNNY P LOVE
They called him Bunny P. Love
Because he always wore this pink glove
He often moon walked and prep
And all the ladies loved his step
His spins and...
Box Of Litted Wishes
anniversary, birthday, celebration, children,
Many years I kept you in a box
Box of memories that knocks
Birthdays and occasions you come alive
All day, like roses, I count you in five
Suzanne's Impish Maltese
animal, appreciation, humor,
Eyes gleam onyx-black, white silky hair gently flows
Pampered with kisses, hugs and chic bows
It's Suzanne's impish Maltese
The first lap dog, from Old Greece
Sparking heart-rending love...
Romeo and Juliet - Update
humor, love hurts, passion,
Romeo was hiding in an alley
And yet Juliet found him, by Golly
They made love with passion
Limerick: Twenty-three skidoo
Flapper Shirley Shively sighed and thought, how could she?
She'd love to do that hootchie-kootchie dance, but would she?
Though the boys she loved to tease,
b r o k e n
angst, i love you,
The splintering sound announcing the
shattering of my drinking glass
adventure, analogy, boy, child,
Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast
birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
Brix The Bullmastiff
In the bullmastiff's breast beats a heart of pure gold
A proud Saxon canine, true caring and bold
Ever steadfast, not trendy
Such an apt chum for Wendy
Dear Spaniel Daniel
He left us and chased after rainbow and dove
And found his soul mate in the hills up above
Did we know the real Daniel
Our beloved cocker...
My Posh Poodle
I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry
All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry
But she treats them like kin
One day cat ran off with my pork wiener,
now, usually I am no whiner;
and I love my cat divine,
always in my heart will twine;
My first love was a blind date; I couldn't wait.
A little nerves and it was getting late.
I rushed to open the door.
I tripped and fell...
My Fickle Valentine
You smiled when you broke my heart in half
You said, cheer up babe, here's my autograph
Now you're the one played for a fool
Oh, how sad,...
Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favorite
animal, cat, cute, dog,
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Shaggy Dog Limericks VI
animal, cute, dog, fun,
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler