Love Limerick Poems

A FELLOW FROM RYDE

An innocent fellow from Ryde
Had trouble in bed with his bride
For no-one had said
And he hadn’t read
All about the physical side

They purchased...

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In 1862, Mexicans were elated
As the French army was decimated
Today is Cinco de Mayo
Tacos—free Pico de gallo!
The Battle of Puebla is celebrated

Emperor Maximillian was fooled
by...

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The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey



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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Another boy at the high school dance

Seeking love and a little romance

The cutest girl smiled

I bowed quite beguiled

And it ripped out the seat of my...

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Count The Knots
Miracle Man
4/21/2024

I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots...

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Life is not measured by the breaths we take
But by the breathtaking moments that life creates
Those special times
When life is in rhyme
Breathtaking moments that cause...

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In theory I thought you would like to know
That I didn’t practice the piano
I’m a noted rebel
Who is now in treble
For showing my staff to...

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Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish  
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Charlie and Marley maculate giraffe
Looking immaculate with a soft laugh
Dinner at Bread and Butter
Had their stomach a flutter
Through the window they ate shocking the staff

4/6/2024...

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Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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A bee buzzed with love, pure and sunny,
For clover, its sweet, golden honey.
It danced in the breeze,
With remarkable ease,
Declaring, "For you, I'd spend all my...

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Hubby was pottering in our garden when off the cuff,
He said I’ve looked everywhere but can't find fluff
Our cat and, must plant these pansies,
But I’ve...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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