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Friends Limerick Poems

These Friends Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Friends. These are the best examples of Limerick Friends poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Doberman Pinscher
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a...

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Categories: animal, dog, humor,



THE MEAL
The meal didn't turn out as plan
No season, the food was bland
His friends chewed him out
Then scattered about
He realized, they wasn't a fan...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Premium Member dentist
my dentist seemed well suited

some friends though this disputed

but after a quack

at my dental plaque

i found him well web footed.
...

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Categories: abuse, anti bullying, cheer

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favorite
The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, dog,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks III
The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,



Premium Member Chatter
Quote By Poet  "Chatter ~ Many words all with no meaning."    

Chatter~many words all with no meaning 
I think your words...

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Categories: crazy, sound, words,

Premium Member The Fiddler and The Frog
The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the...

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Categories: friend, humor, music, night,

Premium Member SYMBOLIC HEARTS
Symbolic Hearts

After falling in love with a tart
He said: ”I’ll send her a symbolic heart”
His friends quite perplexed
Cried: “you’re oversexed”
Don’t do it who knows what...

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Categories: valentines day,

Premium Member Florida Man 13
A Florida man on a dive
was swept out to sea, still alive.
To his friends' great relief,
he had swum to a reef;
the joy they felt, hard...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, angst, joy,

Premium Member Hank's of Milton Creek
Listen Up, all good citizens of Milton Creek
If it's a night on the town and good food you seek
Come over to Aces
With your smilin' faces
The...

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Categories: food,

Premium Member Lamb Stew
  The poor animal's all gender-confused
  Its friends say it is not at all amused
    Should it go meh-meh
 ...

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Categories: animal, confusion, humor, identity,

Horse sense O Man ye have little
There are horses for the courses,
We know, and there are race horses,
What we know nigh but little:
Horses bet on no people,
That’s why horse sense is...

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Categories: horse, humor,

Should I Go Missing
If I go missing, my picture should be posted
on a beer bottle in Jenna's saloon, toasted
by all my loyal friends
A tale that never ends
About the...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: missing,

Premium Member Florida Man 12
A Florida man missed his mates,
decided that he’d hop the gates.
‘Twas a poor decision,
for this was a prison;
Now they all hang out stamping plates.

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A Florida...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: friend, humorous,

Premium Member Rudolph Can You Help
The hot sticky cinnamon buns,  
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.  
Rudolph can you help,  
he said yes with a...

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Categories: christmas, food, humor, uplifting,