Friends Limerick Poems

There once was a hero, Curry,
Whose trident caused sea-folks to scurry.
With fish as his friends,
He made ocean amends,
"To protect the deep!" he'd say, "Hurry!"

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A fella with a lengthy willy
Said, “Reduction would be so silly…
“I make all my friends laugh
When it’s used as a scarf
Which prevents my neck getting...

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I tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...

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Every day's a gift, I fly high as a kite
Love of my friends, shining ever so bright
The small things in life
Cost a very small price
They...

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Vacation amidst fun-filled holiday
Triumphantly spent along wondrous way
As Christmas friends bonded well 
Marked with their fellowship yell:
“Rudolph, Frosty, Elf---for helping we stay!”

In their blest glow,...

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Rudolph and Santa, two jolly good friends,
On their own friendship, so much depends.
One day, they both fought,
'Cause someone stole what they'd bought 
But soon, they...

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My friends, I am at the end of my rope - 
all because I'm an incredible dope. 
I thought two girlfriends was better,
but, when I...

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Thought I perhaps should let all my friends see,
How touched I was on finding this letter to me,
Found by mistake, after so many years,
I collapsed...

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Frosty really loved to travel you know,
but couldn't go to a place with no snow.
All his friends heard him chatter
"This is snow laughing matter!
Maybe Antarctica's...

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Happy New Year friends, let us jubilate

   We gave Joe the boot, now let's celebrate

      Happy days are...

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Rudolph's eyes were as huge as his belly
he couldn't step away from the deli
the rumbling started
soon after he farted
now his friends call him smelly Nelly...

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* I'm a vegetarian, so this second limerick is not to be taken literally.

Whether or not you live in the States,
to my poet friends, wrought...

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Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...

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Our heroine Dorothy is caught up in a storm,
She looks around as she lands, unbeknown will transform
Children’s dreams in an adventurous way,
With her new friends,...

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Of Dorothy’s Three Friends in Oz

Of the three friends that Dorothy met,
it was Scarecrow who had his heart set
on getting a brain,
but that was insane.
I...

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