Friends Limerick Poems
These Friends Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Friends. These are the best examples of Limerick Friends poems written by international poets.
The Doberman PinscherA Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a...
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Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
THE MEALThe meal didn't turn out as plan
No season, the food was bland
His friends chewed him out
Then scattered about
He realized, they wasn't a fan...
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Categories:
humor,
dentist
my dentist seemed well suited
some friends though this disputed
but after a quack
at my dental plaque
i found him well web footed.
...
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Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, cheer
Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favoriteThe Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver...
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Categories:
animal, cat, cute, dog,
Shaggy Dog Limericks IIIThe Doberman Pinscher
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...
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Categories:
animal, cute, dog, funny,
ChatterQuote By Poet "Chatter ~ Many words all with no meaning."
Chatter~many words all with no meaning
I think your words...
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Categories:
crazy, sound, words,
The Fiddler and The Frog
The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the...
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Categories:
friend, humor, music, night,
SYMBOLIC HEARTSSymbolic Hearts
After falling in love with a tart
He said: ”I’ll send her a symbolic heart”
His friends quite perplexed
Cried: “you’re oversexed”
Don’t do it who knows what...
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Categories:
valentines day,
Florida Man 13
A Florida man on a dive
was swept out to sea, still alive.
To his friends' great relief,
he had swum to a reef;
the joy they felt, hard...
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Categories:
adventure, angst, joy,
Hank's of Milton CreekListen Up, all good citizens of Milton Creek
If it's a night on the town and good food you seek
Come over to Aces
With your smilin' faces
The...
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Categories:
food,
Lamb Stew
The poor animal's all gender-confused
Its friends say it is not at all amused
Should it go meh-meh
...
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Categories:
animal, confusion, humor, identity,
Horse sense O Man ye have littleThere are horses for the courses,
We know, and there are race horses,
What we know nigh but little:
Horses bet on no people,
That’s why horse sense is...
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Categories:
horse, humor,
Should I Go Missing
If I go missing, my picture should be posted
on a beer bottle in Jenna's saloon, toasted
by all my loyal friends
A tale that never ends
About the...
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Categories:
missing,
Florida Man 12A Florida man missed his mates,
decided that he’d hop the gates.
‘Twas a poor decision,
for this was a prison;
Now they all hang out stamping plates.
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A Florida...
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Categories:
friend, humorous,
Rudolph Can You Help
The hot sticky cinnamon buns,
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.
Rudolph can you help,
he said yes with a...
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Categories:
christmas, food, humor, uplifting,