Friends Limerick Poems | Examples
These Friends Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Friends. These are the best examples of Limerick Friends poems written by international poets.
Sue wants to find peace at Crimson Creek
Her summer has been stressful and bleak
She saw it in a book
As Friends gathered to look
She soon found it and let out a shriek
Two friends went on a weeklong tour
Soon on bed, one began to snore
The other sat up irate.
He began cursing his fate.
He murmured “What an awful bore!”
With his friend lying so close on bed
He thought, his sleep, he would have to shed
He wished to avert his doom
Told hotel boy- ‘get a room’
Leaving his friend, to next room he fled.
Rumpelstiltskin again dominating
Another illusory speed dating.
Above fairies' swoon
Round dollar-hued moon,
Phoenix and dragon loudly berating.
Bumble bees found buzzing round pink flowers,
Spellbound by their sway and fragrant powers.
Rapunzel in fear
While bees steer and cheer,
Working on spelling bee all through small hours.
By fountain, Billy Goat Gruff met a bee
Among the flowers sipping nectar sprit.
They, friends forever,
Fellows so clever.
Carefree, foolish, mischievous, and beastly.
"A true writer must write. Ink is in their veins." By Poet
H=How do we mingle,
O=Over at your place?
W=Writing away.
T=To write a funny limerick,
O=Ode poems work for me.
M=Mingle with friends is fun,
I=In the world of words.
N=Never knowing where it will take us,
G=Going from humor to sad.
L=Laughing until we cry,
E=Editing every page.
"Humans delight in the comfort of friends.
If not, the joy of commingling ends."
__by Poet
My neighbor, next door, remains single-
It seems she knew not how to mingle.
She refused to join in
And would not let us win-
Just stayed in her human-proof dingle.
One day, we created a jingle
Hoping it would send her a tingle!
“Joining groups, so much fun
You'll be pleased when it's done!”
She hung her “do not disturb" shingle!
She never did quite intermingle-
Strong neighbor support soon did dwindle.
So she missed the delight
Of her God-given right-
To share in the joys to commingle.
Did Hannah See Bees? Hannah Did,
eating blue cheese with the big kid.
Noel, Let's Egg Estelle On,
about her friend little John.
They ran fast down the hill and slid.
The Valentine in my high school was he,
So gorgeous friends were envious of me...
Hopeless guy on the dance floor,
Embarrassed me to the core,
What a terrible joke it was to see !
I brought her some flowers and red wine
And I hoped that one day she'd be mine
Crept round the back quietly
And I was aghast to see
Her naked with the neighbour, the swine...
"I was just being neighbourly," said he
My ex could not even look at me
I saw her phone and real quick
Took a compromising pic
Then sent it to her friends and family...
Written on 1st February 2026
"Together, we will be~~~ until life's end
Since our loving hearts indeed match and blend."
I cherished that text
Time had never flexed...
Yes, to all God-blest friends,* such he did send!
1 John 4:21And this commandment have we from him, That he who loveth God love his brother also.
January 29, 2026
2nd place, "My Funny Valentine" Limerick Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich; judged on 2/13/2026
I once had a friend named Kishore,
Who during sleep always did snore;
One day he went for camping,
He staged his feat while sleeping,
Eversince, friends called him a bore.
Why, why nine, why nine cupcakes in the pack?
Only nine friends, or three, can share this snack;
no tea for two without a fight,
four or six have to be polite;
or be wracked with guilt if I hold one back.
Amy the tier-one junkyard cat upends
When her ‘I don’t care’ cattitude offends
She stalks, strikes, then eats
Has no time for treats
Mice used to be fast food but now are friends
Sputnik the panther jungle cat has fun
Laughing as all the humans try to run
Some run as fast they can
Some stop to make a stand
Either way their denouement has begun
My first girl friends name was Shirley,
her hair was near blond and not curly.
She was tall and svelte,
and smile made me melt.
for her teeth were all white and pearly.
They use their words to prod and poke us
Then use their laws to sod or stoke us
Let's sit down for the fight
Worldwide workers unite
Ain't it time that Ghandi awoke us
Sorry friends, this isn't intended to be humorous
Friends told me of some dude they trusted
But left out the part he was lusted
This mechanic, you see
Wanted to work on ME!
And I went home with tailpipe busted