Rogering Roger

The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.

No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were Norse
(and vikings were known
for getting a bone) -
his resume says, 'Intercourse.'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Kendrick Avatar
June 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Congratulations on your POTD. Way to go. Sara K
M  Avatar
May 29, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Belated POTD Congratulations Jack for your clever, witty and a wee bit naughty hehe poem! Debx
Miller Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Great limerick! Congratulations
Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:20 PM
That's damn funny, Mark. Congrats
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
That is hilarious! And unique rhymes too... love it! Congratulations
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Jack, congratulations on your top winning placement with your hilarious limerick set!
Flood Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I never thought I’d see SMUT as POTD… and I love it. Gave me a laugh this evening, Jack. Congrats on POTD. Terry
Rodrigues Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 7:47 AM
LOL! Both verses are great! Congrats on POTD!
Fowler Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 7:13 AM
LOL Jack. Incredibly funny and clever. Congratulations on the honor of POTD! :)
Rodgers Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Hello Jack, what a delightful blend of humor, innuendo, and historical references. The juxtaposition of Roger’s age with his virility adds a layer of irony. It’s as if time itself bows to Roger’s prowess, rendering Viagra obsolete. The nod to Viking heritage underscores the primal nature of desire, transcending generations. Jack, the wit shines through, leaving me chuckling and pondering the timeless dance between passion and mortality. Congrats POTD! - Blessings, Daniel
Baker Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Well written Limerick with plenty of humor, Jack. Congratulations on your POTD! Bill
Greenhough Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Lol. The Norse diet, as I've heard, is low on cholesterol, high on fish. This is a frolicking, passionate poem of youthfulness, even if it's TMI. Congratulations on being POTD.
Doll Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Jack, hilarious! Congratulations on POTD~ Warren
Goldsmith Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. What a creative limerick write. Enjoy your day/enjoy your win.............
Bowring Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Many congratulations dear Jack for POTD with this very well written and very funny limerick. Great to see another limerick in the spotlight. Thanks for making us laugh :):)
Jones Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Hahaha so funny! What a hilarious potd! Congratulations!
Ray Choudhury Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Hilarious! Congrats on your POTD.
May Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Lol, Congrats on POTD
Allison Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
ha ha ha Jack I love it even more with the second verse added lol, Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Jack, hilarious, congratulations on POTD.
Darnell Sr Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Hahaha, uniquely crafted! Congratulations on the POTD! Impressive. Have a Great Day. Warm Regards, William
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Lol, love the humour Jack, congratulations to you on the honour of POTD. Tom
Lane Avatar
May 9, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I think you've been reading too many of Jan's Limericks, Jack. Ha Ha... just kidding. These are great!
Allison Avatar
May 9, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Pshaw Lin lol, maybe i have been reading too many of Jack's lol:-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
May 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
ha ha ha Jack this is hilarious and just a touch bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx
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