Life Limerick Poems

By being proactive, you’ll find
That you leave many problems behind.
Grab the bull by the horns
And avoid all the thorns
That might prick you when you’re flying...

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or on Most of the Emerald Isles

"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish sp*rmatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each w*nk

*   *  ...

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I Wish I Were Irish 

For the gift of gab, the blarney stone I’d kiss
Upside down by ankles dangling, I’d do this
A story-teller I’d surely...

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They told me there is no jackalope.
I said, "your head is like a cantalope!"
Ignorance and fear, better than a cold beer?
Stupidity, like the virus!
Wuhan...

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I’m a trilobite, I took my leave
Nature had a shocker up its sleeve
In hot water
Air gets shorter
Things got heated and I couldn’t breathe


I’m a stegosaur...

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When you stay with granddad, it seems
life isn’t quite always a dream;
some lessons are hard,
like eating Swiss chard
in order to get some ice cream!...

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As life throws curves I cannot help but contemplate, 
Whose shoulder do I cry on, destiny or fate?! 
The question is why 
Between you and...

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Quote By Poet  "Chatter ~ Many words all with no meaning."    

Chatter~many words all with no meaning 
I think your words...

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The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the...

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In life he had lots of rued
That put him in a very bad mood
He hated others
Even his own brothers
It caused his life to be screwed...

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If you’re planning to murder your wife,
Using poison, a gun or a knife,
You must plan things with care
Or, if not, then prepare
To face jail for...

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  Poor Peter got married without a dime
  For cash for stocks for bonds he had no time
    Now what...

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To the depth of my soul, I'm in love with life
Whether filled with joy or occasional strife
The good with the bad
Happiness and sad
Too bad we...

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From bottled feed soon after birth 
To liquor in a lifetime’s mirth, 
To blest bottled water 
When at death breaths falter, 
Oh bottles rife till...

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For a happy smiling child on my head
After a while I feel warm water bad
My baby son is heaven
Child is by born innocent
It's now happy...

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