Life Limerick Poems

This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot...

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Blue pool had brave man quite transfixed
whose thoughts might seem muddled and mixed
dare he risk sweet life 
with deep pain and strife  
or ponder...

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We let no animals suffer,
Yet, humans seldom are safer.
We let one die in stress,
For, passive’s no painless,
Euthanasia, passive,	
Crueler is than active,
Yet, eyes closed, justice would...

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People may frighten us by making shouts.
Often, they threaten us throwing big bouts.
Remain composed.
Don't get exposed.
Patience and silence are the best knockouts!



A deaf ass meets...

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Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one...

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The world was a blur, a hazy design, 
Like Monet through mud, a most curious sign. 
But then came a change, 
My vision rearranged, 
Now,...

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Humanity Obscura

Masks preserve anonymity,
words reveal some humanity.
We study to lie,
to the ear and the eye,
to shade our own grim inanity.

We will to...

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Win Some, Lose Some
By: Miracle Man
6/5/2024

In life will come days, both good and bad,
likewise will be some labeled happy or sad.
Take each in stride,
and therein...

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I am the new robot,
do you want to guess what.
I will change your life,
better take it in strife.
Now I can't be caught....

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Honesty void of a duplex gives rash,
Meekness without a Limo makes men harsh,
life should be less hard
love with credit card
My man should be god-fearing but...

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A few things laws may him deprive,
Still, to White House Trump may arrive.
And if serves felony,
May collect a bounty
Of horse and gun and Dollars five.
A...

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There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
...

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As a prank he dressed up in drag
But his cover soon hit a snag
With size seventeen shoes
His tongue loosened with booze
The cat was soon out...

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I decided to work smarter
Instead of just working harder
This may seem a bit trite
No need to get uptight
This poem is just my restarter
...

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Mosquitos complain to God 'bout the wind
They can't stable when the wind comes unkind
On the judgment day
God calls all to stay
Both can't attend at once...

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