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Life Limerick Poems

These Life Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Life. These are the best examples of Limerick Life poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Decidedly Short Interview With A Black Hole
The astronaut saw the black hole
And suddenly feared for his soul 
He chose to die brave
And gave life a wave
And as he went in he...

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Categories: death, space,



Premium Member Style Statement

This man does weird things to his heart’s content,
wears odd sock pair, thinks it’s not indecent.
      Likes to live life...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Premium Member Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Categories: animal, food, friend, giggle,

I Spell a Cat
The life of a magicians cat is dread
Especially when old spells are misread
He magicked a canary
But alas, O'contrary
I ended up in the darn cage instead...

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© W J Clarke  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, magic,

Premium Member Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: bird, cat, giggle, home,



Premium Member When I Make It Big
I will play my music for people I like
On a stool in front of a stand up mike
No jumping jack run
Across stage in fun
Just songs...

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Categories: guitar, life, music,

Premium Member Schnauzer In Wonderland
Schnauzer In Wonderland

Down a hole tumbles my dear schnauzer Sean
Chasing White Rabbit, oh no, you’re gone!
Now the kind Chesire Cat
Unrolls a welcome mat
As my friend...

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Categories: dog, easter, humor,

ONE TOOTH TILLY
One tooth Tilly was his name
Women wished that he’d been tame
He wore a light pink suit
With his high-top boot
His daily life was spitting game
...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Premium Member Lingerie Labyrinth
You might trip if caught in a flap
Or with your foot stuck in a strap
When flooring's criss-crossed
With bras she has tossed
You will need a booby-trap...

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Categories: humor, life,

Premium Member Faith
I know a hole in the ground is not the end
I pray dear Lord forgive me of my sin
The end of the fence I can...

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Categories: death, forgiveness, life,

Bayou
A Limerick Poem

AABBA

A limerick
A little windowpane trickled on the left behind diamond
A cosmic milky way, solitude, and Bed, bath and beyond
The word, to and fro,...

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Categories: bible, bridal shower, devotion,

Premium Member the real lion of march
If bored or just sick of before
Resume life and pick a locked door
Of the fitting room
Where the now can resume 
With hats to try you...

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Categories: time, truth, universe,

Limericks IX
Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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Categories: fire, giggle, humor, humorous,

Reefs
Sunbeams, like kisses, touch the sea,
A hidden world bursts into glee.
Coral castles, grand and bright,
Hug the ocean floor, bathed in light.
...

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Categories: beautiful, creation, ocean, surreal,

Premium Member pistachio pride
So often the nut meats we find
Experience life as a grind
So let's not spread
Their butter instead
Eat them whole on this day enshrined...

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Categories: food, holiday, humor,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things