School Limerick Poems

My kingdom for a horse he said
Yet Richard the Third we've not read
Though the play's assigned
Shakespeare’s such a grind
We'd sooner chill with Mister Ed...

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       When Joe was young he had tonsilitis 
        In grade school...

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Young Bobby Tucker chats the whole day through
His teacher said, “That's all you ever do.
Today is geography, 
what you can do for me
Is form a...

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I never knew some girls could be so mean
and carry on like a trans high school teen.
   It sure ain’t raging hormones
 ...

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Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight. 
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light. 
Maybe if I...

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Hillbilly VP JD Vance
Surely hails from bad circumstance
Though spruced up by Yale
He acts much too male
To hide the wee lance in his pants


Note: Many other...

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Today starts the Year of the Snake.
My grandkids were given a break
For schools were all closed
Since someone proposed
That to open would be a mistake.

Different holidays...

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Santa, weighed four hundred lbs at his yearly check up.
"The Kids bribe me Dr, with Burgers, fries and ketchup." 
Dr said, " That's a lame...

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Why waste time at school and still miss the bus
When ignorance is instantaneous!
In this school we call life,
The best teacher seems strife
That gives great lessons,...

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Just picture the gruesome scene
On the night of Halloween
When ghosts and ghouls do rule
With spirits  free from school
And every face is green...

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Three mischievous boys played hooky from school
Big eyed Red, Ted, and Fred thought they were cool
Until frozen with fright
Their scared faces turned white
Before they were...

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A moon is moon even for a few days,
Let us thank a roaming stone’s wayward ways.
Too bad it’s too tiny
For naked eyes to see,
Wish, Cosmos...

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hairy ghoul added juice to gruel
daughter thought he was a big fat fool
mind your business he said
you recent undead
she turned to go to monster school

gruel...

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I stayed up to watch the debate,
Though for me it was on kinda late.
What I felt I did see,
Just between you and me,
Was a richly-deserved...

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A young student in high school named Don
badly needed to go to the john;
but in his great haste
he expended his waste
in the janitor's closet, the...

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