Ali Babarella and The Four Foot Thief: REVISED

An HP Production [Quiet on the set--roll'em] KEY: Cast: P)Pip, B)Bob, R)Reinier, A/M)Anna/Madam P)Evil, not rats, live on, start squeaking, B)Noose fill lips, spill life soon, start swinging, R)Sorry, something in my eye, B)One rat down! Winning am I, P)Bob, your persona tells you're self-hanging. P)Bob, Reinier, risked eye, do like--Ava, B)Pip, Dad types, yes, and I do like--Ada, B)Her name's not--t ..., --no lemons? P)Her name's got--t ..., --no melons? R)Boy's meet; P)Melons! ..., B)Lemons! ..., A) No, it's Anna. R)Bob, know of when the apple eye found, B)Reinier, eye kept apple safe and sound, R)Now other eye's more, B)That'll increase your score. R)Other eye's orchard hid peach spellbound P)Anna? You know that King, who rules Siam, A)Oh that's Hannah, and King Nin of Siam, M)I am Eve's Madam, B)And what of Adam? M)Gen...e?, deep ..., peed ... garden where hangs I ... 'am. [It's a do-over folks, (Ahhhh!?#@!) This time in, Mandarin--Numb chocks, Ready!]