War Limerick Poems
These War Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about War. These are the best examples of Limerick War poems written by international poets.
Limericks IXLimericks IX
Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch
The world’s first antinatalist limerick?
Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...
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Categories:
fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
Third World WarMy thought was the third world war had begun
Fireworks plagued our 'hood by the megaton
I placed...
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Categories:
humorous, new years day,
MarsThere once was a planet called Mars
Who set out among the stars
It came back one day
In the exact same way
And victory was claimed back by...
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Categories:
creation,
October BleedsHe reached into his tefillin.
Pulled out a rusty AK47.
Instead of turning the cheek.
It was time for a fall bleed.
Rules changed on October the 7th....
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Categories:
war,
Israel Vs HamasCould conditions terribly sad
Lead captives to do something bad
When a sheriff not cool
Won’t let compassion rule
Do lifers in prison go mad?
Did structure that...
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Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, forgiveness,
Forward Ukraine. for public domain
We forget more wars than we fight,
and sooner the warriors, who fade from the Light;
and the stories we tell,
those who stood, those...
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Categories:
courage, war,
A Time Without WarHas there ever been a time without war
Given the long history of man it's been rare
Sometime somewhere
Sitting in my big easy chair
It's inherent in...
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Categories:
war,
Nostrovias NyetNesting Political Matryoshkas
Lawless full scale war crimes of Russias
Nastrovias there is no call ...
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Categories:
humor, political, sympathy, war,
The Show That Was NotBathed was the Tower's top in blue,
The base boasted of yellow hue,
‘As mark of our support’,
But all this show fell short,
For, what's needed was not...
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Categories:
satire, war,
Bravado Staring BlankOne has no more fuel left in tank,
One more dare not give army tank,
With little air in tyres
Bravado of West tires,
Cracks seem to show in...
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Categories:
humor, war,
AtmosfearThe bulk of old borrowed gets by New Year,
The future stands fuzzy still, no more clear,
The mind muddled in doubt
Rings in new, nor old...
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Categories:
environment, fear, humor, new
Deja VuWe live in a world: nor and for,
Wherein a game’s played like a war,
And a war like a game—
Winning the only aim,
Look at Soccer World...
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Categories:
football, games, war, world,
Current Events Knelling** Current Events Knelling **
Ignorance and evil remain — it’s easy to tell —
Around the world, still alive and well
No matter how much we pray,...
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Categories:
anxiety, education, environment, history,
The Lion KingsMufasa & Scar join forces
To kill evil in its courses
Angst to the hyenas
King and bro hit arenas
It is like riding all horses!
Syllables:
8,8,8
7,7...
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Categories:
angst, animal, pride, scary,
Putin's FallskyEverybody's bashing Putin week! 12/2/22
...
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Categories:
humor,