War Limerick Poems

Bathed was the Tower's top in blue,
The base boasted of yellow hue,
‘As mark of our support’,
But all this show fell short,
For, what's needed was not...

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Jacinda has ‘no fuel in the tank’,
Germany dare not give any tank,
With no more air in tyres
Bravado of West tires,
Tell-tale cracks show up in NATO...

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Bulk of old gets borrowed by New Year,
Future still no more stays nary clear,
Mind, muddled with sure doubt,
Nor can ring in, nor out,
Alas in polluted...

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We live in a world: nor and for,
Wherein a game’s played like a war,
And a war like a game—
Winning the only aim,
Look at Soccer World...

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** Current Events Knelling **


Ignorance and evil remain — it’s easy to tell —
Around the world, still alive and well
No matter how much we pray,...

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Mufasa & Scar join forces
To kill evil in its courses

Angst to the hyenas
King and bro hit arenas

It is like riding all horses!

Syllables:

8,8,8
7,7
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Everybody's bashing Putin week!  12/2/22 
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Joe Biden now rules our White House
Together with his 'doctor' spouse.
   His blunders, for sure-
   We have to endure;
To caring, he...

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Apparently Soup finds the Latin word for ‘Human’ offensive;
about as ‘P.C. gone wrong’ as it’s possible to get. I have had to
include completely superfluous hyphens...

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It’s like the Battle of Britain he moans
I can’t survive this bombardment he groans
And then he said Sh*t
That’s a direct hit
What kind of numpty films...

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All we are taught, just bold, brazen lies
World War Two?  It was all filmed in Van Nuys!
And yes, it is true
Biden's a Chinese Jew
So...

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Thor betrayed the command of Odin
So he could kill all of the Yo'dens

With his very own crew
He used his hammer too

Till Odin came swiftly wide...

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Liberty Bell, cracked and muted after the war
Apostrophe after every catastrophe under par
Homerun in the Long March of Second War
Coins on cairns of foes and...

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To get my mind off war and inflation
I’ve watched the trial for defamation.
  But from what I’ve heard
  that scorned Amber Turd
should be...

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Once for whom the bell tolls did exist
the playwright and the war journalist.
  Oscar was Wilde it’s true
  but Hemingway sure knew
the importance...

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