War Limerick Poems

The king loves his creatures quite white
Colored beings make him uptight
From those he’ll secede
Though that won’t succeed
Since leaving this Earth’s not too bright...

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Confederate types some admire
Punctured DEI's entire hire
The world is a throng
And civil war's wrong
But that car just hit their barbed wire...

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O’ no, the Washington swamp media rails
and the hypocrites are all telling tall tales.
   A war plan group chat
   on an...

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In battle little boys frantic
Shared their quotes with the Atlantic
So we can all note
About death they’d gloat
And Signal decay gigantic...

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Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude
A thing Vance and Trump find so rude
Now see what happens
With Europe’s factions
And how far mad Vlad will intrude...

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I'm not sure 'bout your plan of attack

Take one step forward and two steps back 

You say we can't be beat

It sounds more like retreat

So...

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And I’d end Ukraine war in a jiffy,
It’s just that my idea’s somewhat iffy.
The natural resources
Are not for battle courses,
‘If you feel not so ill
Of...

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Yesterday’s ours only to muse
On, the morrow, to win or lose.
To those not knowing this,
Time gives a passing kiss--
O it pays well today to choose.
_______________________...

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Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces
I’m boycotting candy by Meeses
I loathe, nay abhor
This global trade war
Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces!

...

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"To the White House he strode," sang his choir,
The elephants sparked a dumpster fire,
His words became its fuel,
Deceit was his tool,
While the donkeys cried foul:...

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What explains Trumpenstein’s command
That the U.S. borders expand?
His withered small shaft
Needs a bigger graft  
Of mastodon parts from Greenland 
...

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Let no war death that wears a shroud,
And memorialized, do us proud. 
Loud salutes distract us,
Nor pomp make undue fuss,
In vain are young heads rolled
For...

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He spreads his wings and asks sympathy for his plight
He laughs but can't get ’cha if you put up a fight
But to get the whole...

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No one abides in war, no rules in play,
Chaos and death lead the way,
Right turns to wrong,
As battle drags on,
Peace gets further away each day....

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I think I will for life 
    say the world is much ado 
  if not a better of these something...

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