Rude Limerick Poems
These Rude Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Rude. These are the best examples of Limerick Rude poems written by international poets.
The Vagabond Whippet
A vagabond whippet in Scranton PA
Will be your best friend before running away
Neither callous nor rude
He just craves solitude
When open roads call he must always...
Polly the Prude - rude
A trio of guys in the nude
encountered old Polly the Prude;
they gasped as she tried
to drag them inside,
while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.'
In church he longed for the rood
Which forced him to act so rude
The crucifix he wants
In his thoughts he flaunts
To escape and not be pursued...
A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...
Naughty Johnny's behavior still shocks us
When we try to correct him he mocks us
"My rude behavior
I greatly savor
Just for you, I'll become more obnoxious!"
assonance, depression, feelings, heart,
I’ll apologise here at the start
For this verse won’t appeal to your heart.
So banal, it’s a shame
But I’ll shoulder the blame
’Cos it's not rude, nor...
dream, fantasy, silly,
Seems Cinderella has now learned;
her fantasies oft left her burned.
Instead of rude princes,
she’s switched to cheese blintzes
and Uber for carriage returns.
A Fine Host
I'm a fine host whose good heart is spacious
But some thoughts I let in are pugnacious
They're snotty and rude
Playing golf with my mood
It's a curse...
Kilt the Look
A certain poise, the bagpipes lack
Not being rude, it’s just a fact
The kilt is first-rate
The rest, not so great
Red in the face, squeezing your sack...
7th grade, boy, drink,
When I was a was a boy in Heaven
Mom gave me a disc at seven
it was Chumbawamba
and I heard the tuba
Then one of them by...
Captain America is a Cool Dude
Captain America is a cool dude
He's kind and is brave and is never rude
His shield is his good friend
He uses once again
And he is never...
Not Very Polished
A crude young fellow from upstate New York
He never learned to handle a fork
He jabbed at his food
In fact, he was quite rude
And he behaved...
An Intrusive Poodle
There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive
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Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad...
betrayal, confidence, fun, funny,
Mr. and Mrs. McLude
Laid out each day in the nude
A drone hovered by
“I’m cold!” the man cried.
Embarrassed, his wife yelled, “How rude!”