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Rude Limerick Poems

These Rude Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Rude. These are the best examples of Limerick Rude poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Jan's Brain Scan
Some have said Jan has dung for brains
How rude are those who place disdains
on her poems in the soup
Their words are full of poop
Jan sits...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Premium Member A Rude Awakening
Wake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning....

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Categories: 10th grade,

Premium Member The Aabba Form
There was a young man from France
who led his friends a fine dance
Some thought him a prude
others said he was rude
Looking at him quite askance...

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Categories: poetry, word play,

Lolly Very Rude
A nudist  appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sick,

Premium Member 'eddie Haskell'
Do you recall that ornery rascal
  Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- 
    Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver

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Categories: celebrity, remember, rude,

Premium Member Holy Communion
A vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me...

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Categories: rude,

Premium Member Lewd Louie
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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Categories: city, cute, funny, humorous,

Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: conflict, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join In
I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!


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Categories: body, clothes, humorous,

Premium Member The Vagabond Whippet
A vagabond whippet in Scranton PA
Will be your best friend before running away
Neither callous nor rude
He just craves solitude
When open roads call he must always...

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Categories: humor,

Polly the Prude - Rude
A trio of guys in the nude
encountered old Polly the Prude;
they gasped as she tried
to drag them inside,
while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.'

written 26th...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: passion,

The Rood
In church he longed for the rood
Which forced him to act so rude
The crucifix he wants
In his thoughts he flaunts
To escape and not be pursued...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Rude Customer
A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Premium Member Naughty Johnny
Naughty Johnny's behavior still shocks us
When we try to correct him he mocks us
"My rude behavior
I greatly savor
Just for you, I'll become more obnoxious!"


Image credit:...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, parents,

Unsmart Metre
I’ll apologise here at the start
For this verse won’t appeal to your heart.
So banal, it’s a shame
But I’ll shoulder the blame
’Cos it's not rude, nor...

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Categories: assonance, depression, feelings, heart,

Book: Shattered Sighs