Rude Limerick Poems
These Rude Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Rude. These are the best examples of Limerick Rude poems written by international poets.
Nude under GownA man reads this and a thought runs
Through his mischievous mind at once:
I’ll have shirt and shoes on,
But no pants, them to con….
He sure served...
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Categories:
humor,
Jan's Brain ScanSome have said Jan has dung for brains
How rude are those who place disdains
on her poems in the soup
Their words are full of poop
Jan sits...
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Categories:
humor,
A Rude AwakeningWake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning....
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Categories:
10th grade,
The Aabba FormThere was a young man from France
who led his friends a fine dance
Some thought him a prude
others said he was rude
Looking at him quite askance...
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Categories:
poetry, word play,
Lolly Very RudeA nudist appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a...
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Categories:
sick,
'eddie Haskell'Do you recall that ornery rascal
Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' --
Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver
...
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Categories:
celebrity, remember, rude,
Holy CommunionA vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me...
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Categories:
rude,
Lewd LouieLewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
got fresh with Margo
who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...
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Categories:
city, cute, funny, humorous,
OuchHer face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...
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Categories:
conflict, funny, giggle, humor,
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I...
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Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
The Vagabond WhippetA vagabond whippet in Scranton PA
Will be your best friend before running away
Neither callous nor rude
He just craves solitude
When open roads call he must always...
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Categories:
humor,
Polly the Prude - RudeA trio of guys in the nude
encountered old Polly the Prude;
they gasped as she tried
to drag them inside,
while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.'
written 26th...
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Categories:
passion,
The RoodIn church he longed for the rood
Which forced him to act so rude
The crucifix he wants
In his thoughts he flaunts
To escape and not be pursued...
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Categories:
humor,
Rude CustomerA customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...
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Categories:
humor,
Naughty JohnnyNaughty Johnny's behavior still shocks us
When we try to correct him he mocks us
"My rude behavior
I greatly savor
Just for you, I'll become more obnoxious!"
1/8/2023
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Categories:
child, parents,