Rude Limerick Poems
These Rude Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Rude. These are the best examples of Limerick Rude poems written by international poets.
The Naked Truth - Bawdy limerickEach summer I sunbathe quite nude
Onlookers gasp, they think it’s rude
Cos I'll open my thighs
To deter pesky flies
I'm thankful my spouse is no prude!
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Categories:
beach, summer, sun,
VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY
In search of more vitamin D,
She stripped off her clothes by the sea.
But she looked rather rude,
Lying totally nude;
Upon which the jury agree.
So her...
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Categories:
summer,
Igor needs a bigger lab VIIIZelenskyy speaks with fortitude
A thing Vance and Trump find so rude
Now see what happens
With Europe’s factions
And how far mad Vlad will intrude...
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Categories:
war,
You're Invited to CollaborateI tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...
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Categories:
humorous, introspection, political,
The Girls Are back in Town: CollaborationMy muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought
Oh where,...
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Categories:
friendship, fun, humor,
THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!
My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought
Oh where,...
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Categories:
friendship, muse, poetry,
The Girls Are Back in Town: CollaborationMy muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought
Oh where,...
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Categories:
muse,
HOLIDAY ROMANCE
A young lady, quite fancy-free,
Was seeking romance by the sea.
She hoped some young man
Might have the same plan.
Que Sera, what will be will be.
The third...
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Categories:
holiday, romance,
Satire in Limerick Acts
Act One: the stage and scenery are set
I was told the play, I'd not soon forget
But if truth were to be told
More like the game,...
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Categories:
satire,
My Favourite Poet - Inspired by Arthur Vaso's Poem of the Day
My favourite poet is ME
I’m obsessed with pooping and pee
So I’m a crap poet
Oh boy do I know it
My poem fans may disagree!
Some...
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Categories:
anti bullying, how i
Twisted Knickers-Collaboration Open to PoetsSome people wind up with twisted knickers
When they get insulted by nitpickers
Words are sticks and stones
Causing moans and groans
When they hear heckling whispers and snickers
Women...
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Categories:
humorous,
ETIQUETTEEstablished in our acts of greeting.
Found and sounded in a meeting.
Manners present, kindness sown.
Etiquette of which is shown
Throughout a standing or seating.
Extending common courtesy
Is most...
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Categories:
appreciation, senses,
Jan's Brain ScanSome have said Jan has dung for brains
How rude are those who place disdains
on her poems in the soup
Their words are full of poop
Jan sits...
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Categories:
humor,
A Rude AwakeningWake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning....
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Categories:
10th grade,
The Aabba FormThere was a young man from France
who led his friends a fine dance
Some thought him a prude
others said he was rude
Looking at him quite askance...
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Categories:
poetry, word play,