Food Limerick Poems

The owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....

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A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying,
He was big, fat and very black,
He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack,
No doubt had followed...

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The pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...

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The comments we like for dessert 
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt...

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    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
 ...

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The art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the...

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A cockroach did some backstrokes in Clyde's soup

   He was quite alarmed and thrown for a loop

      The...

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Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight. 
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light. 
Maybe if I...

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There was a pub called the Cross Keys
Well known for its pork pie and peas.
But the watered down beer
Gave drinkers no cheer.
And the seats were...

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    Porky Pig once stopped by my butcher shoppe 
     Pig was not looking for any old slop
...

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A man of kaleidoscope eye
Devoured all manner of pie.
Apple to rhubarb,
Crusty with full carb,
The pie in his eye made it fly....

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“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs -
She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs
“You won’t use a cook book
When it’s your turn to cook
It’s always baked...

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A burger with fries that are fit for a king
 That's not gonna lose weight you big ding a-ling
For a slimmer bod
Give a negative nod
No...

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My doc says broccoli is good for me

   I'm here to say it ain't my cup o' tea

     ...

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    I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
    When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
  ...

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