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Food Limerick Poems

These Food Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Food. These are the best examples of Limerick Food poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Wished
Ted is a novice when skating on ice
Kept slipping and falling twenty times twice
Body shattered and battered
And his teeth were all scattered	
Prayed the tooth fairy...

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Categories: body, fate, insect,



Premium Member what I did last summer
sure i should not have cooked him

mayor percival snookum

but cannibals led

to fashion this dread

shame he used a pseudonym.
...

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Categories: abuse, black african american,

Premium Member Existential Crisis in the Gift Department
  In his closet Mort had a skeleton
  Draped o'er an undelivered Peleton
    A bag of bones himself
  ...

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Categories: christmas, food, giving,

Premium Member Lickety-split
She ran through the streets lickety-split
like a fine race horse chomping her bit
	a race for the throne
	winner gets the cone
cold ice cream crown a tasty...

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Categories: cute, food, fun, girl,

Premium Member The Lizard of Oz
There once was a green lizard of Oz
Fought by two ferocious dogs, he was
So the tale of woe goes
He swallowed them both whole
And barking became...

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Categories: dog, food, humorous,



Premium Member Matzo Ball
Fluffy and eggy and spongy and light
Try matzo ball soup, it's love at first bite
Be you Hebrew or goy
It's a nosh you'll enjoy
It's simply to...

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Categories: food,

Premium Member Better than the Fruit
Mike said he could not see a pear
walking one day at a food fair.
In a deserted spot,
his gal told him “Why not”
and flashed him a...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member A Fruity and Funny Limerick
Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...

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Categories: food, humor, love, sweet,

A wink instead of a blink
    There once was a man, who had a glass eye.
    Who tried to bake, a lemon meringue pie
...

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Categories: food, fruit, humor,

Premium Member Apple in Eye
Oh my, there's an apple in my eye, 
It's so red, so sweet, shiny and spry.
Such a crisp, juicy find,
My mind is apple twined,
So nice,...

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Categories: food, fruit,

Premium Member SOMETHING TO GET YOUR TEETH INTO
YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE WRITER, BRAM STOKER,
HE WROTE ABOUT KILLING, WAS NO JOKER.
HE WOULD GO OUT EVERY NIGHT,
FOR SOME FOOD AND A QUICK BITE.
THEN...

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Categories: fun, funny, gothic,

Premium Member Reading
Quote By Poet "When having writer's block, try reading a book for creative ideas."

Reading is my favorite past time
Even if it is not a rhyme
Books...

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Categories: poems, poets, words, writing,

Premium Member Better Luck Next Thyme
A poet once tried to rhyme “turmeric”:
he ate ten big jars, and then murmured “Ick!”
His taste buds murdered,
poor dear old Bernard
bolted up three flights of...

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Categories: food, humor, poetry,

Premium Member Banana
I hope I am appealing to you
See I am big and yellow not blue
You hunger for sweets
I could be your eats
You pealed and ate me...

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Categories: blue, food, fun, humor,

Premium Member dagnabbit
i met this guy dagnabbit

hopping about jackrabbit

see there where you are

hopped i from afar

spied this carrot and grabbit.
...

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Categories: anger, august, day, farm,