Food Limerick Poems

          Sumptuous Dinner

         Long neck , how to...

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Two giraffes went out walking side by side
Spied a dina with windows open wide
There was food on the table 
With long necks they were able
To...

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Midst table manners and etiquette’s best
We do practice lofty standard with zest 
As giraffes of dining flair
Wasting no food as we share
Thanking provisions’ source; feeling...

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Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish  
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...

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Two giraffes sought afternoon tea
An open window they both see
There is nothing finer
Than using fine china
The bonus is their meal was free!
...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. 
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell 
food; even that on the ground. 
Three porridges...

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If giraffes by your window come near
and at food on your table they peer -
close that window before
your nice meal they explore
with long tongues that...

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The two giraffes lean over and lick.
Well, this is not the dinner we pick.
How about chocolate cake?
It is easy to make.
You make it with leaves,...

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Hey, Jack-It-Up, it's etiquette,
Yep, Stan-In-Up, a wipe-n-kit,
They don't know us too well,
Cause I truly can tell,
Still, just one bud, you've found yours yet?...

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SOME NECK

There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes 
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food,...

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A flat bread has nailed my demise
Today's baking missed the top prize
Yet Easter is great
For certain this date
Our mix has the spirit to rise...

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He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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This morning tried calling mom to collude
Dad explained awkwardly pet care ensued
Later thought the answer quite abnormal
Having no pets the excuse seemed immoral
Given Dad said...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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