Food Limerick Poems
These Food Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Food. These are the best examples of Limerick Food poems written by international poets.
Contrarian Challenge
‘Tis NOT MY challenge to PROPERLY eat
I have mad cravings for BEETS, not for...
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Categories:
confusion, food, health, humor,
Tea-Drinking CamelsThe camel, when drinking of tea,
Takes sugar proportionately.
For each of its humps
It drops twenty lumps;
But more, if it’s sailing by sea.
...
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Categories:
animal, drink, fantasy, food,
The Tin Pan of WoeThe eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
...
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Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous,
Paddy's Woes
Saint Paddy’s Day came and it went.
A gastronomical event.
the food was spot on,
my arteries groan
I’m sorely in need of a stent!...
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Categories:
drink, food, funny, health,
The Owl, Though Some Think It Is WiseThe owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....
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Categories:
bird, food, funny, humor,
BYE-BYE FLY
A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying,
He was big, fat and very black,
He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack,
No doubt had followed...
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Categories:
anger,
The Pi That’s of Math Has Its DayThe pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...
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Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous,
An interesting party we have going hereThe comments we like for dessert
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt...
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Categories:
anger, drug, food, hate,
Whole Lotta Yuck
My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
For my birthday she made a juicy duck
...
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Categories:
birthday, food, giggle,
The Art of Preparing a RoastThe art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
Soupe Du JourA cockroach did some backstrokes in Clyde's soup
He was quite alarmed and thrown for a loop
The...
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Categories:
food, humorous,
LockdownLockdown.
Lockdown.
Lockdown.
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight.
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light.
Maybe if I...
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Categories:
10th grade, angst, anxiety,
PIE AND PEAS PLEASEThere was a pub called the Cross Keys
Well known for its pork pie and peas.
But the watered down beer
Gave drinkers no cheer.
And the seats were...
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Categories:
drink, food,
A Delicacy to Delight the Most Discriminating Pig
Porky Pig once stopped by my butcher shoppe
Pig was not looking for any old slop
...
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Categories:
animal, food, funny, giggle,
A Man of Kaleidoscope EyeA man of kaleidoscope eye
Devoured all manner of pie.
Apple to rhubarb,
Crusty with full carb,
The pie in his eye made it fly....
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Categories:
flying, food, fun, humor,