Food Limerick Poems
These Food Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Food. These are the best examples of Limerick Food poems written by international poets.
Popcorn Scatter Gun
Corncob lay basking in the sun
Sunbathing and having such fun
But it got so hot
His nib-lets were shot -
Popping off the flies, when...
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food,
Look I Am Popping Away
I love when we sit in the hot bright sun,
add some butter or we will get well done.
Sky and water of ice blue,
better than the...
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food, giggle, humor, sunshine,
Not a Bad Yolk
I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke
Who didn’t know how to tell a...
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food, funny, humor,
Dietary ShortcomingsAn aardvark went looking for bugs,
but he found, to consume, only slugs:
he pondered his luck,
and soliloquised, “Yuck!
No wonder that people do drugs!”
...
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food,
The Cheese of EuripidesTingling of tongue sent Euripides
Questing a tastier kind of cheese.
"I found cheddar magical,"
Said this poet tragical,
"Sailing the southern antipodes.”...
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food, history, humor, poets,
crap for lunchThe toxins in dried sewage paste
Have left our farm land poison laced
This waste on crops spread
Won’t hurt if you’re dead
And doesn’t affect the food...
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death, food,
On LandingsI shan’t think a landing is sound
That leaves both a ditch and a mound.
A plane should align,
Like steak with good wine,
To kiss, not to crush,...
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crush, drink, flying, food,
Contrarian Challenge
‘Tis NOT MY challenge to PROPERLY eat
I have mad cravings for BEETS, not for...
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confusion, food, health, humor,
Tea-Drinking CamelsThe camel, when drinking of tea,
Takes sugar proportionately.
For each of its humps
It drops twenty lumps;
But more, if it’s sailing by sea.
...
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animal, drink, fantasy, food,
The Tin Pan of WoeThe eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
Paddy's Woes
Saint Paddy’s Day came and it went.
A gastronomical event.
the food was spot on,
my arteries groan
I’m sorely in need of a stent!...
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drink, food, funny, health,
The Owl, Though Some Think It Is WiseThe owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....
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bird, food, funny, humor,
BYE-BYE FLY
A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying,
He was big, fat and very black,
He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack,
No doubt had followed...
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anger,
The Pi That’s of Math Has Its DayThe pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
An interesting party we have going hereThe comments we like for dessert
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt...
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anger, drug, food, hate,