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Food Limerick Poems

These Food Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Food. These are the best examples of Limerick Food poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Popcorn Scatter Gun
Corncob lay basking in the sun 
Sunbathing and having such fun 
But it got so hot
His nib-lets were shot - 
Popping off the flies, when...

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Categories: food,



Premium Member Look I Am Popping Away
I love when we sit in the hot bright sun,
add some butter or we will get well done.
Sky and water of ice blue,
better than the...

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Categories: food, giggle, humor, sunshine,

Premium Member Not a Bad Yolk
     I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke
     Who didn’t know how to tell a...

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Categories: food, funny, humor,

Dietary Shortcomings
An aardvark went looking for bugs,
but he found, to consume, only slugs:
he pondered his luck,
and soliloquised, “Yuck!
No wonder that people do drugs!”

...

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Categories: food,

Premium Member The Cheese of Euripides
Tingling of tongue sent Euripides
Questing a tastier kind of cheese.
"I found cheddar magical,"
Said this poet tragical,
"Sailing the southern antipodes.”...

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Categories: food, history, humor, poets,



Premium Member crap for lunch
The toxins in dried sewage paste
Have left our farm land poison laced 
This waste on crops spread
Won’t hurt if you’re dead
And doesn’t affect the food...

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Categories: death, food,

Premium Member On Landings
I shan’t think a landing is sound
That leaves both a ditch and a mound.
A plane should align,
Like steak with good wine,
To kiss, not to crush,...

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Categories: crush, drink, flying, food,

Premium Member Contrarian Challenge
     ‘Tis NOT MY challenge to PROPERLY eat
      I have mad cravings for BEETS, not for...

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Categories: confusion, food, health, humor,

Premium Member Tea-Drinking Camels
The camel, when drinking of tea,
Takes sugar proportionately.
For each of its humps
It drops twenty lumps;
But more, if it’s sailing by sea.
...

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Categories: animal, drink, fantasy, food,

Premium Member The Tin Pan of Woe
The eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
...

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Categories: food, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Paddy's Woes
Saint Paddy’s Day came and it went.
A gastronomical event.
	the food was spot on,
	my arteries groan
I’m sorely in need of a stent!...

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Categories: drink, food, funny, health,

Premium Member The Owl, Though Some Think It Is Wise
The owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....

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Categories: bird, food, funny, humor,

Premium Member BYE-BYE FLY

A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying,
He was big, fat and very black,
He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack,
No doubt had followed...

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Categories: anger,

Premium Member The Pi That’s of Math Has Its Day
The pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...

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Categories: food, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member An interesting party we have going here
The comments we like for dessert 
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt...

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Categories: anger, drug, food, hate,


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