Kids Limerick Poems
These Kids Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Limerick Kids poems written by international poets.
Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...
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Categories:
giggle, song, time, uplifting,
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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Categories:
animal, food, friend, giggle,
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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Categories:
animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home,
Limericks IXLimericks IX
Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch
The world’s first antinatalist limerick?
Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...
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Categories:
fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
the immigration bill 3-2-1 shoot downGun funds fought latin commies
And launched immigrant tsunamis
Trump's wall at the border
Now reads out of order
And can't stop the kids and their mommies
Don't forget gang...
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Categories:
evil, political, power,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet,
Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea,
with fresh honey from a bee.
I must not get stung,
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....
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Categories:
drink, fun, happy, sweet,
DADDY NICK AND PAPA RICK
There was in a Christmas play, Daddy Nick
Whose role was to wrap presents surely quick
Dressed in Sta. Claus' best...
But while showing his jest
Special kids had...
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Categories:
appreciation, celebration, christian, christmas,
Funny New Years Resolutions For 24Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."
Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...
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Categories:
fun, humor, new year,
Funny Thanksgiving LimerickGrandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky...
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Categories:
family, food, friend, fun,
Featherless AngelsHow did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...
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Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor,
Our Halloween Devil Cat
Some years ago, on Halloween,
Surprised, as we came on the scene;
Our grand-kitty, cute-
In...
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Categories:
cat, cute, halloween,
SamwainSAMWAIN
There was something about Halloween
Maybe even more than had ever been
Wearing that old scary stuff
With all the dirt in that fluff
I’m just trying to keep...
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Categories:
celebration, october,
Blank ThreadOut of GIFs! Oh now I've got to talk,
no pictures I may start to squawk;
Deep thoughts flabbergasted,
blank conversation thread;
Kids got further with sidewalk chalk....
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Categories:
children, computer, humor,