Christmas Limerick Poems | Examples
These Christmas Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Limerick Christmas poems written by international poets.
I had a lovely white cat called Billy.
On Christmas nights she did things so silly,
chewed red ribbons, climbed fir tree,
plucked the stars on dancing spree.
In festive times I miss her really.
If her prayers were not perfect, Aunt Jen
would repeat them again and again.
Christmas cravings on hold
and our food growing cold,
we were dying to get to “Amen.”
Tonight is the night that Santa takes off
With presents all kiddies are dreaming of
Reindeer are delighted
Extremely excited
All patiently waiting for the lift off.
Snow flakes have been falling, the earth glows bright
Houses are glittering with Christmas lights
Angels sing in sweet voice
As the earthlings rejoice
The baby born who was named Jesus Christ.
Ho ho, my jolly good fellow.
You remain so freaking mellow!
Christmas Eve is here,
we drink in good cheer
and the snow is stained bright yellow!
No! Mom's numbered boxes! All night we spend
Digging through papered names Red, Other, Mend
We find lights, but they aren't right
missing the Blue Silver White
Santa yawns, says, “Oh man, this house again!”
Once there was a Christmas shopping countdown
Shoppers storming malls, and Macy’s downtown
Those days seem so long ago
Even little children know
(to) Order online ~ last-minute playground
There was a cat who used up her lives of nine
Feasting upon caviar and mulled wine
She went out like a light
On Christmas Eve night
And her owner passed away the same time.
In Christmas this old man thought time was good
to drink foaming beer as much as he could.
Fell asleep after last sip,
did not fore-feel he would drip,
needed diaper cuddling babyhood.
When young Tim learned Three Wise Men went far
on their camels to follow a star,
with surprise in his eyes,
he piped up, “They were wise?
So why didn’t they just go by car?”
The three wise magi started from far,
Following the trail of the bright star.
But soon the star was veiled,
By dark clouds and they wailed-
"We should have come by a taxi car"
Clyde yearned for a kiss 'neath the mistletoe
But not a gal took notice of his woe
The ladies just tittered
As by him they skittered
His fly was unzipped and ALL was aglow
Santa dances on rooftops quite flimsy
To fil the dreams of childhood whimsy
His sex life is cold
Be he brazen or bold
Only comes once a year, down a chimney
Smog and blackouts led to an off-track sleigh,
‘til Rudolph’s red nose could not save the day.
Santa refused to show stress,
So he used his G-P-S*
To get Christmas Eve trek back on its way!
Smug Santa unloaded his sack
As Mrs Claus lay on her back
Hear her whoop, hear her cheer
Santa comes once a year
Cos nookie nights they sadly lack!
The French panties Bob gifted wife Sue
brought a comment that made him feel blue:
“Hon, I doubt these will fit
‘cause the bottoms are split!”
Bless her heart. She just hasn’t a clue.