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Christmas Limerick Poems

These Christmas Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Limerick Christmas poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Babyhood Syndrome

In Christmas this old man thought time was good
To drink foaming beer as much as he could
Fell asleep after last sip
Didn’t foresee he’d start to...

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Categories: drink, humorous,

Premium Member Chatter
Quote By Poet  "Chatter ~ Many words all with no meaning."    

Chatter~many words all with no meaning 
I think your words...

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Categories: crazy, sound, words,

Premium Member The Fiddler and The Frog
The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the...

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Categories: friend, humor, music, night,

A Nonsense Christmas Poem
Now it’s Christmas now its joy,
 I just met a guy whose name was Roy.

He said that he likes Christmas,
 and then I said- So...

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Categories: christmas,

Premium Member Not From Santa
Kids the world over ceased believing in Santa Claus 
Worshipping Amazon they put Big Red on pause 
Stirred by the blue truck instead
Toys—never coal never...

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Categories: christmas, humor,

Grey haired old man
There once came a grey haired old man.
Or am I mistaken was it rather a ma'am?
Nevertheless he big brought gifts
And climbed big cliffs
To deliver them...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humor,

Premium Member Toasty Santa
Down came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft...

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Categories: christmas, dance, fire, giggle,

Premium Member Musky Old Santa
Trust Santa to go and forget
His brand new musk Eau de toilette
He snuck round the rear
Of Rudolph reindeer 
Who said, “Better think again, Pet.”

21 December...

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Categories: christmas,

Premium Member Santa's Little Helper
All Christmas Day, while Santa’s away
Mrs Claus has a lonely old day;
though she enjoyed herself,
with an elf from the shelf.
What they did, both would rather...

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Categories: christmas, humorous,

Premium Member Finding a Girl for their Dad
Christmas brothers find a date for their dad
He was not happy not one bit glad.
He said take her to G’ place.
And pick up the pace.

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Santa and the Naughty List
A chance for all kids with no fear -
Decided to visit the bad this year.
No cookies and milk -
With complaining they bilk.
He listens to them...

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Categories: christmas,

Premium Member Christmas Charity
When I lied to my folks I got away scot free
When I lied to my wife she hugged and kissed me
But with my boss I...

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Categories: humor,

Premium Member Gassy Santa Near Atlanta
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, *“Oh, Mylanta!”


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Categories: humor,

Our special children have learned so well
Acting Santa knows truth he must tell
"Gifts*are grants with love
By the Lord above"
Since from church roof, not North Pole,...

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Categories: appreciation, children, christian, christmas,

Premium Member Old Santa
Poor Santa could no longer stand with pride,
I am just too old for Christmas he cried;
But, what about Christmas eve,
And all the toys I...

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Categories: christmas, fun,