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Christmas Limerick Poems

These Christmas Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Limerick Christmas poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Categories: animal, food, friend, giggle,

Premium Member Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: bird, cat, giggle, home,

Premium Member A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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Categories: blue, love, red, sweet,

On Giving Gifts
Mom's and Pop's Days - graduation
birthdays, weddings - overdone.
     One can't forget Christmas
     or Juneteenth's fret and...

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Categories: 11th grade, giving, thank

Premium Member I Saw Santa Claus
In England it is almost twelve o'clock 
I just saw Santa Claus in his red smock
He left parcels galore
Outside of my front door
Asked him in,...

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Categories: character, christmas, fantasy,

Premium Member Late Shoppers
late shoppers are in for big trouble
their deliveries are abubble
	as everyone knows
	all department stores close
USPS loads are all double

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Categories: celebration, christmas, giving, people,

Premium Member Gift Wrapper's Dilemma
a wrapper of gifts, so neat,
made every present a treat.
but with paper and bows,
the chaos just grows.

gift wrapping feat hard to beat.

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Categories: christmas, december,

Premium Member Merry Christmas - Happy Holidays
Rudolph did not like his bright red nose
And how everyone told him it glows
He then painted it blue
Didn't realize with glue
Washed it with snow, now...

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Categories: christmas, fun, humor,

In the chimney Santa was stuck
And was all covered with muck
He screamed for help
Suddenly loss his pep
Poor Santa just started to cluck...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, humor,

Premium Member The Star of Christmas
God not only made all creations swell
He gifted us His only Son as well
So that man on earth
Could enjoy rebirth 
And in Heaven eventually dwell....

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Categories: birth, blessing, christmas,

Premium Member Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....

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Categories: drink, fun, happy, sweet,

Premium Member Santa, Chubby Can't Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight
Santa's stuck inside my chimney this year
His tummy's too big and so is his rear
I saw him hanging there
I'm filled with despair
Because on my roof...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas,

Premium Member Nicholaus
A jolly old elf named Nicolaus
had all the elves in a frightful fuss
	he played with the toys
	for good girls and boys
and left the workshop in...

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Categories: boy, celebration, children, christmas,

Premium Member No Christmas Carols
Lots would say that Norman was hard to please.
Although you could always please him with cheese.
Every Christmas song,
He thought was wrong.
To stop you singing, he...

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Categories: dog,

Premium Member Yearly Quest
Santa, on his yearly quest,
Found cookies, always the best.
With milk on the side,
He’d take it in stride,
A well-deserved snack, no jest.

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Categories: christmas,

Book: Shattered Sighs