Irish Limerick Poems
These Irish Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Irish. These are the best examples of Limerick Irish poems written by international poets.
Blarney Stone Collab-MORE ADDITIONS
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The famous Blarney Stone,...
He said t’was the job of the whiskey
To make the poor lass docile, frisky
But she closed her eyes
And also her thighs
And refused to do anything...
drinking in spiration
"drinking in spiration"
twenty-four hours in a day
twenty-four bottles in a case
the chasers are Guinnesses
but the Jameson finishes
in and of this Irish race...
The Drink That Divides Us
drink, political, satire,
Bailey's Irish Cream, a delicacy
Perfect for old country relics, you see
Joe Biden would take a sip
The Irish Setter
animal, dog, humor,
He’s Irish not Scottish or British
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some...
No Intelligent Life Yet On Mars --
or on Most of the Emerald Isles
"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish sp*rmatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each w*nk
* * ...
I Wish I Were Irish
I Wish I Were Irish
For the gift of gab, the blarney stone I’d kiss
Upside down by ankles dangling, I’d do this
A story-teller I’d surely...
Florida Man 16
A Florida gal seemed just fine
till she had to walk a straight line.
Her Irish folk dance
was not just by chance;
with whiskey comes risk when you...
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
animal, cat, cute, dog,
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Shaggy Dog Limericks Iii
animal, cute, dog, funny,
The Doberman Pinscher
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Is to sneak up and give...
The Fiddler and the Frog
dance, funny, music,
One evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.
So grand, it soon...
Ilene's son was in a Dublin pub
When someone gave his leg an rub
"A copper to spare?"
"There's one over there
But he looks a bit...
Let There Be Limericks: Some Sirens of the Silent Silver Screen
humor, stars, tribute,
Starring Miss Clara Bow
Here's a tidbit you may not know
About the silent screen siren Miss Clara Bow:
All her films were a hit,
What she had was...
Hemingway and Wilde
Once for whom the bell tolls did exist
the playwright and the war journalist.
Oscar was Wilde it’s true
but Hemingway sure knew
color, word play,
Neither Eve nor the Virgin Mary
Were born white like an Irish Faerie
Yet men hope and pray
There will come a day
When they can pluck a pure-white...