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Irish Limerick Poems

These Irish Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Irish. These are the best examples of Limerick Irish poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Blarney Stone Collab-MORE ADDITIONS
If anyone would like to have some community fun, 
please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail.  

The famous Blarney Stone,...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Premium Member Irish Foreplay
He said t’was the job of the whiskey
To make the poor lass docile, frisky
But she closed her eyes
And also her thighs
And refused to do anything...

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Categories: valentines day,

drinking in spiration
"drinking in spiration"

twenty-four hours in a day
twenty-four bottles in a case
the chasers are Guinnesses
but the Jameson finishes
in and of this Irish race...

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Categories: color,

Premium Member The Drink That Divides Us
Bailey's Irish Cream, a delicacy
  Perfect for old country relics, you see
    Joe Biden would take a sip

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Categories: drink, political, satire,

Premium Member The Irish Setter
He’s Irish not Scottish or British 
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt 
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some...

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Categories: animal, dog, humor,

Premium Member No Intelligent Life Yet On Mars --
or on Most of the Emerald Isles

"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish sp*rmatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each w*nk

*   *  ...

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Categories: pain,

Premium Member I Wish I Were Irish
I Wish I Were Irish 

For the gift of gab, the blarney stone I’d kiss
Upside down by ankles dangling, I’d do this
A story-teller I’d surely...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Premium Member Florida Man 16
A Florida gal seemed just fine
till she had to walk a straight line.
Her Irish folk dance
was not just by chance;
with whiskey comes risk when you...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, dog,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks Iii
The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member The Fiddler and the Frog
One evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.

So grand, it soon...

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Categories: dance, funny, music,

Irish Bobbie
Ilene's son was in a Dublin pub
When someone gave his leg an rub 
"A copper to spare?" 
"There's one over there
But he looks a bit...

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Categories: humor,

Premium Member Let There Be Limericks: Some Sirens of the Silent Silver Screen
Starring Miss Clara Bow
Here's a tidbit you may not know
About the silent screen siren Miss Clara Bow:
All her films were a hit,
What she had was...

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Categories: humor, stars, tribute,

Premium Member Hemingway and Wilde
Once for whom the bell tolls did exist
the playwright and the war journalist.
  Oscar was Wilde it’s true
  but Hemingway sure knew
the importance...

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Categories: fun, literature,

Colour Schemes
Neither Eve nor the Virgin Mary
Were born white like an Irish Faerie
Yet men hope and pray
There will come a day
When they can pluck a pure-white...

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Categories: color, word play,