Irish Limerick Poems

Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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   ~ To be read with an Irish brogue ~

   Mary, please marry 'me merry Barry'
   'Me merry Berry,'...

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In County Cork prowls a cat, David Kavanagh
Bellies up to the bar with Gilbey's glass in paw
Drown the shamrock, sound the alarms
Lassies abound, his lucky...

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The famous Blarney Stone,...

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He said t’was the job of the whiskey
To make the poor lass docile, frisky
But she closed her eyes
And also her thighs
And refused to do anything...

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"drinking in spiration"


twenty-four hours in a day
twenty-four bottles in a case
the chasers are Guinnesses
but the Jameson finishes
in and of this Irish race...

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Bailey's Irish Cream, a delicacy
  Perfect for old country relics, you see
    Joe Biden would take a sip
   ...

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He’s Irish not Scottish or British 
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt 
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some...

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or on Most of the Emerald Isles

"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish sp*rmatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each w*nk

*   *  ...

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I Wish I Were Irish 

For the gift of gab, the blarney stone I’d kiss
Upside down by ankles dangling, I’d do this
A story-teller I’d surely...

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A Florida gal seemed just fine
till she had to walk a straight line.
Her Irish folk dance
was not just by chance;
with whiskey comes risk when you...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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One evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.

So grand, it soon...

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Ilene's son was in a Dublin pub
When someone gave his leg an rub 
"A copper to spare?" 
"There's one over there
But he looks a bit...

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