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Premium Member AT THE FOOTBRIDGE - LIMERICK COLLABORATION
At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow

To the hospital fled poor...

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Categories: betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member APT NAME LIMERICKS COLLABORATION -NB SOME POEMS WILL BE BAWDY
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...

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Categories: giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Blocks View of His Feet
Blocks View of His Feet

Trump not only is total loss but also complete;
Speaks same words several times and will repeat;
Ignorant sign off;
Retarded slightly above,
And big belly does block view of his both feet.

James Thesarious Hilarious...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member THE MALE MENOPAUSE - please feel free to join in the collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause   
He’s been grumpy and snappy all day!
 
His...

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Categories: age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
A Long Limerick Planned for Poems
A Long Limerick Planned for Poems

This is my 6,466th poem. Shooting for 6.666
for some strange reason and time and season
and only teasing.

It sure seems much easier to put
all of my poems into one poem.

Put God...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member WELL WORTH WAITING IN PART 2 - COLLABORATION
Eric’s revitalised me and my home 
Over his body my fingers would roam
He’s great at fixing and gluing
Expert at banging and screwing
I’m so happy that I sparkle like chrome

All my friends are pretty jealous of...

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Categories: boyfriend, humorous, jealousy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member DEAR BUDDING POET
Dear Budding Poet,

Modern poetry is a mix of new and old with modern styles created by bending or even breaking the rules of old forms to create new ones.
Express yourself any way you want to...

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Categories: limerick, encouraging, poetry,
Form: Prose
Premium Member NA IN CONTEST - NEW LIMERICK COLLABORATION
My penchant for writing was showing
The comments I received were ‘glowing’
But at the end of the day
I get another N/A
My success in contests is slowing!

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ON 1st September 2016

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO...

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Categories: humorous, poetry,
Form: Limerick
A Night With Mic
The scent of musty, truly ancient fine books,
Waifs seductively behind the impossible doors, 
As they swing wide, out into L.A.’s balmy air,
I enter, a shiver, over what lies therefore.

There they are, the true Hollywood stars,
Scaling...

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Categories: limerick, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, community, happiness, poetry, success,
Form: Carpe Diem
Premium Member CHEERS -PLEASE JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION
I had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout  -
then stagger to the loo when able!

11~23~16

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON


My paternal...

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Categories: drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member HE'S MR KNOW IT ALL - NOW A COLLABORATION
Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd 
Is brash and so loud 
My husband thinks he's an idiot!

Inspired by Stevie Wonder Song on the Radio today...

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Categories: humorous, voice,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member FLOOD WARNING COLLABORATION - INSPIRED BY CONTEST
I crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to start motherhood!

NOT FOR CONTEST

WRITTEN on 27TH August 2016 BY JAN...

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Categories: birth, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member In Truth, He Dies
In Truth, He Dies

"Kevin"

Drug buy,
for one it went good.
Drug buy,
for one it went bad.

You see Kevin,
wore high heeled sneakers.
You see Kevin,
was his junkies' keeper.
 
But one day;
the junkie didn't have it,
so Kevin didn't give it,
but...

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Categories: limerick, 12th grade, child, dad, death, drug, rap,
Form: Free verse
Surely Sang A Song
Surely Sang A Song

We wanted to know what was wrong,
About wearing a barbed wire thong;
Not too swell;
So she did yell;
Should have heard her sing a song. 

Jim Horn

James 5 New International Version (NIV)
Warning to Rich...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Should Suffice and Will Entice and More
A Priest Who Had Schumer Humor

Our priest had almost been a baby boomer,
Who is religious and we even heard a rumor
He did dodge,
Having a massage;
Has friend named Schumer with much humor.

Priest always thought he was...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Muppets in the Soup - Join In
Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. 
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, 
and I find it appropriate, I'll add it on. ;-)


Sesame Street's Count von...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member BLIND DATE DISASTER - NOW A COLLABORATION


He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the man of my dreams

2/07/18

A square peg into a round slot
A...

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Categories: clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member ELECTION REFLECTION - JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION
Some folks will be down in the dumps 
Hillary lost … Donald came up trumps
Britain made their exit
They voted for Brexit
I have a question …are we all chumps?

JAN ALLISON

11~09~16


I think we're all sick of the...

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Categories: humorous, political, satire,
Form: Limerick
You WANT to and CAN write poetry
Dear budding poet,

Regarding modern poetry this is a result of poets such as you redesigning forms of poetry written through the ages by different nationalities, famous and just ordinary people like you and me.

When composing...

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© Roy Pett  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: limerick, age, devotion, imagination, me, poetry,
Form: Prose
Many Hikes with Three Mikes and Many More
Many Hikes with Three Mikes

After I had gone on many hikes
Ended up with these three Mikes
Meant to be,
Great all three,
Who I do know everyone likes.

Who I do have a Hoopy Do Review.

Jim Horn

https://www.bing.com/search?q=whoopie+doo+review+disney&form=
WNSGPH&qs=SC&cvid=b02589bf2ccb43d4b0158a662eeb9bf9&pq=
whoopy+do+review&cc=US&setlang=en-US



Charging and My...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member BLIND DATE - NOW A COLLABORATION
My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!

10/15/18


Your bestie's blind date was a weird one
An hour of boredom and she...

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Categories: best friend, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Earth Round
There once was a messiah with crown
so heavy it caused him to frown
when he gave it away
some folks say to this day
it grew lighter while revolving around.

There once were most men with dementia
so heavy it...

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Categories: adventure, birth, blessing, humor, passion, peace, political,
Form: Limerick
Glad That God Is Here
Glad That God Is Here

Am always glad that God is here;
To me sincere and so very near;
Looking forward to
A life that is new,
And soon His Son will reappear.

Jim Horn

Happy Birthday Again

With God a new life...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Big Political Poem
Times and Protests

Times and protests are troubling
All of our problems started doubling
In minds Trumps seeds are planted
With him as President are disenchanter
White House water has stopped bubbling.

For hours at poles we waited
Can this election be invalidated
Due...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: political, , memorial,
Form: Limerick
Those Wh Had Died
Vent In Form of An Argument

Many people have heard started to vent,
By doing it in the form of an argument;
Things occurred,
That were blurred; 
From Trump could not obtain his consent.

Jim Horn

Those Who Had Died

What if...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick