Dog Limerick Poems

A dog, with a wag and a bark,
Tried to play with a cat in the dark.
The cat, with a hiss,
Said, "You're missing the bliss,
Of a...

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I am a young pup named Spot
today I will be resting on my cot
I would say 
to you cats today
get plenty of rest you’ll need...

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we had a cat named Fluffy
who always acted arrogant and stuffy
one day it was said
she was found dead
those tooth marks aren’t mine dear Sophy
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A dog with a bone, quite immense,
Tried burying it, tense and intense.
He dug with his paws,
Ignoring all laws,
Then slept in the hole, no defense.

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    There once was an Irish man named Ed Jog,
    Who served time, for digging peat from a bog.
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I used to sing, "My country tis of thee..."
Now, a 'Once upon a time' use to be
My allegiance was pledged
But to Trump never fledged
'Not my...

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How in the world is this fence still standing
Taking punches from winds so demanding
With a defiant grin
It refused to give in
Till my dog sent it...

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He plays the saxophone to the max

A virtuoso, the simple facts

The girls think he's dreamy

He makes them so steamy

Aah! There's nothing better than good sax...

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I’m a doggie full of love divine 
Searching for a darling Valentine 
I’d be yours truly 
If you would love me
And accept this canine heart...

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      I know an ambitious politician
      His nose in the sky like a patrician
 ...

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Dropped the receiver, when Jill tried to phone
my old retriever, won’t pick up his bone
no more beer or cigarettes
I’m still here, with my regrets
she’s in...

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My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,...

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Get out of that or I'll skin you alive she would say
Me and that dog would head for the woods right away
We were not abused
Just...

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Quickly He ran dropping his pants in a mad rush!
Bush's Beans for lunch, a build up of gas for old Gus!
His ass hit the toilet...

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In a cyclone, Dorothy was swept,
To the land of Oz with a dog she kept,
There she killed a wicked witch,
They rejoiced she killed the b*tch,
Then...

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