A man once was a lover
Of the noisy Spur-winged Plover
But when walking his dog
Hid under a log
As its swooping made him take cover.
There once was a certain floozie
Who sang just like a chantoozie
Not in smoky night clubs
But in outback pubs
It happened when she got quite boozy.
My poetry teacher Miss Took
read out poems out of her book
one poem was so rude
it was verging on lewd
"Thought t'was the other, I mistook"
Although my poems are not so numerous
I try to make them a little humerous
I'm certainly not a bard
but I do try very hard
to mix in a bit of the ridiculous
Mama Squirrel fussed with her curls,
claiming they were “the finest fall swirls.”
Her leaf-crown of gold,
kept slipping in the cold,
Papa strutted like he was king of the squirrels.
Junior kicked leaves in a blaze,
sending showers of amber in playful displays.
Pumpkins lined the scene,
cider steamed warm between,
and the portrait looks like they were a bit crazed.
Solstice in a Velvet Hush
Written September 10, 2026 for Your Personal Poetry Wheel Challenge
Challenge Dates: September 7, 2026 - September 12, 2026.
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Relationships bloom in the hush,
Where solstice stomps its purple flush.
No anger, no storm,
Just calmness in form,
A feather of love in the crush.
Written September 10, 2026 for Your Personal Poetry Wheel Challenge
Challenge Dates: September 7, 2026 - September 12, 2026.
Verified by HMS.COM / 8 - 8 - 5 - 5 - 8
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Relationships bloom in the hush,
Where solstice stomps its purple flush.
No anger, no storm,
Just calmness in form,
A feather of love in the crush.
There was this old fellow from Princeton
Whose Dodge Ram did throw a piston
With the engine bloc shot
He ran home at a trot
And switched to a Chevy in an instant
Submitted for the humorous limerick contest by
Tania Kitchin
The boy brought his crush to the dance
And prance he could not worth a dang.
He tried but he flopped
His pride dropped away.
The dance was his chance but he failed.
‘Oft overlooked is the noble foot.
But please let me in, my 2 cents, put.
For, granted, it is so often, took.
Homely and crooked, though it may look,
still gets you there, that most noble foot.
Darrell Simmerman © 2026
l once had a friend named Mildred
Who wiggled a lot in my bed,
She'd snore with delight
Her growl was a fright;
I rang the alarm loud... instead!
Mexican worker traveling home
Mexican worker was not traveling alone
Lived here for a decade, twice
driving, he skidded on some Ice
Mexican worker and his son are now gone
I am reading about a poor chap,
by a killer led into a trap.
I’ve been biting my nails
at the ending’s details,
but the last page is missing. Oh, crap!
Meow-meow of joyous purring reign
she champions Mom's role midst feline terrain
our dear cat, Meowna prevails
nurturing, she never fails...
feeds kittens, fights mice beyond triumph-gain.
There once was a young masseuse called Mandy,
Whose clients confessed she was quite handy.
But when a 'big nob' named Jock,
Caused her to faint from her shock,
She was only revived with a brandy,
9/ 8/ 2026.
Introduction
The pleasure of reading a limerick often lies in feeling its ending approach while still not knowing exactly how it will land. Rhyme, rhythm, and comic timing create a compact field of expectation: the reader listens for return, but the poet decides whether that return will produce a punchline, a reversal, a sly observation, or an unexpectedly tender close. Placed side by side, limericks reveal how differently writers manage that delicate balance between familiarity and surprise.
As you browse the community poems, you may encounter brisk character sketches, absurd incidents, verbal pranks, celebrations, satire, affectionate teasing, and serious subjects viewed through a playful lens. Some poets make the speaking voice sound conversational; others heighten it into theatrical narration. Some treat the middle of the poem as a rapid detour, while others use it to tighten a miniature plot. Even poems built around similar subjects can feel entirely different because of diction, pacing, rhyme choice, and the degree of mischief in the voice.
Reading beyond the first example is especially valuable with this form. One poem may conceal its destination until the final word, while another lets the reader foresee the joke and makes anticipation itself enjoyable. A third may resist the expected joke altogether, using the familiar movement to deliver irony, warmth, or criticism. Compare several poets' approaches and notice not only whether each poem sounds fluent, but how its formal pressure shapes imagination. The collection becomes a workshop in compression: every word must help establish character, advance the situation, sustain the music, or prepare the ending.
Reading Guide
A limerick invites two kinds of attention at once. You follow the small event or portrait, but you also listen ahead, anticipating how the sound will return and how the final line will answer what came before. That double awareness makes comparison especially rewarding. As you read the community poems, resist judging only by whether a poem makes you laugh. Consider how voice, timing, syntax, and sound collaborate to make the conclusion feel both prepared and freshly discovered.
- Listen to the opening promise. The first line often establishes a person, place, predicament, or narrative attitude with unusual speed. Notice how much information arrives without clutter. When comparing poems, ask: what expectation does the opening create, and does the rest of the poem productively fulfill or disrupt it?
- Track the speaking voice. A deadpan narrator, an exaggerated storyteller, and a mock-serious commentator can present the same mishap with very different effects. Ask whether the voice remains consistent or changes at a purposeful moment. Does the speaker seem amused, implicated, affectionate, indignant, or unreliable?
- Feel the rhythmic momentum. Successful movement sounds buoyant rather than hammered into place. Read aloud and notice where speech glides, stumbles, or demands unnatural emphasis. Which poets make the patterned beat feel like animated conversation, and which use a deliberate hitch to highlight a comic or emotional turn?
- Examine the rhyme words as choices. Because prominent end sounds attract attention, weak or predictable words can flatten the poem. Ask whether each rhyme merely completes the sound pattern or also sharpens character, image, action, or ambiguity. Does the final rhyme seem inevitable only after you hear it?
- Watch the middle accelerate. The compact central movement can function like a quick cut in a comic scene, introducing a consequence, complication, or revealing detail. Compare how poets use this compression. Does the middle advance the miniature narrative, or does it pause merely to supply a rhyme?
- Study the final-line timing. Closure may deliver a joke, expose a contradiction, echo the opening with altered meaning, or turn playfulness toward something more serious. Ask what information the poet withholds and exactly when it arrives. Would removing an explanatory phrase make the ending land more cleanly?
Read several poems aloud as well as silently. The contrast between what the eye predicts and what the ear experiences will help you recognize fluent craft, purposeful variation, and the many ways a limerick can earn its close.
Writing Tips
Begin with an event, character, complaint, or observation that can change quickly. A limerick has little room for background, so choose material with an immediate pressure point: a habit that backfires, a boast contradicted by events, a misunderstanding, a peculiar object, or a sharp contrast between appearance and reality. In workshop, the central question is not simply whether the pattern works, but whether the pattern intensifies the poem's particular pleasure.
- Find the turn before chasing rhymes. Write the situation and its reversal in plain prose first. If you know what changes by the end, you can select rhyme words that serve the action. Beginning with a random rhyme pair often produces a poem that wanders toward whatever vocabulary happens to fit.
- Treat end words as structural anchors. List several possible rhyme words, then reject those that require filler, vague phrasing, or distorted syntax. Favor words capable of carrying narrative weight. A strong end word may reveal the object of a joke, complete an image, or alter the reader's interpretation of an earlier detail.
- Let the rhythm arise from a speakable sentence. Draft lines in the voice of someone telling the incident aloud. Then shape the stresses without sacrificing natural emphasis. Beginners often insert empty intensifiers or awkward grammatical inversions to satisfy the beat; these announce the scaffolding instead of letting the poem move.
- Use the compressed middle as an engine. Give those lines an active task: escalate the problem, expose a motive, or make a rapid visual cut. Avoid using them as a waiting room before the conclusion. If the poem remains unchanged when the middle is removed, the miniature story probably needs stronger development.
- Build a specific comic world. Replace generic labels with one memorable gesture, possession, appetite, costume, sound, or setting detail. Even deliberate nonsense benefits from concrete imagery. Specificity makes absurdity believable enough for the reader to enter it and gives the rhyme something more substantial than cleverness to support.
- Decide how openly the poem signals its destination. Concealment can produce surprise, but obvious anticipation can also be pleasurable when the route becomes increasingly outrageous. Test both strategies. If readers guess the exact final word too early, deepen the misdirection or make the expected arrival amusing for an additional reason.
- Protect the speaker's attitude. Irreverence works best when its target is clear. Affectionate teasing, self-mockery, social satire, and cruelty are not interchangeable. Revise any line whose tone accidentally punches downward or makes the narrator seem unaware in a way the poem cannot use productively.
- Do not explain the landing. A common beginner mistake is adding a phrase that translates the joke after the image or reversal has already made it clear. Trust the reader to connect the final elements. Compression creates force because recognition happens in the reader's mind rather than in an appended explanation.
For revision, record yourself reading the draft at a lively but unforced pace. Mark every place where you rush, add an unnatural stress, swallow a syllable, or pause to rescue the syntax. Then check sound, image, and story separately: polish internal echoes, replace one vague detail, and confirm that each line advances pressure toward the ending. Finally, read the last line after a brief pause and without one. The better timing is the one that makes the close feel earned rather than merely compliant.
Interesting Facts
- Rhyme words behave like plot decisions. In a longer poem, an end word may contribute mainly to music. Here, a conspicuous rhyme can determine who appears, what happens, and what becomes possible at the close. That is why an ingenious rhyme is most effective when it also feels narratively necessary.
- The reader hears two clocks running. One measures the unfolding incident; the other counts down toward the anticipated sonic return. A skilled poet can synchronize them for a crisp conclusion or let them pull against each other, creating suspense between what the story suggests and what the sound seems to promise.
- The compact middle can imitate a camera cut. It may jump from setup to consequence, from public appearance to private motive, or from calm description to sudden action. This quick shift gives the form more narrative mobility than its small size initially suggests.
- A closing line need not function as a conventional joke. The expectation of comic release can support irony, melancholy, affection, or social criticism. When a poet chooses a quieter ending, the familiar forward momentum may make that restraint more noticeable rather than less.
- Performance changes the poem. A fractional pause before the final phrase can sharpen a reveal, while an unbroken rush can make absurdity feel inevitable. Reading community poems aloud helps distinguish visual neatness from genuine verbal fluency and reveals where punctuation supports or obstructs timing.
- Several limericks can create cumulative effects. A sequence may revisit one character, vary a recurring predicament, or approach a subject through multiple comic angles. Repetition then becomes more than formula: it creates expectation across poems, giving the writer additional opportunities to confirm, bend, or overturn a pattern.
Popular Themes
Subject matter matters because the limerick magnifies whatever can be established, complicated, and turned within a very small space. Themes with visible contradictions, strong voices, or rapidly changing circumstances often benefit from its momentum. The possibilities below are literary options rather than measured rankings of what appears most often in the collection.
- Human vanity and embarrassment. Boasts, pretensions, and attempts to impress naturally create a gap between self-image and outcome. The ending can close that gap abruptly, allowing the poem to expose folly without requiring a long moral explanation.
- Family and friendship. Familiar habits, affectionate disputes, birthdays, and shared memories provide compact stories with recognizable stakes. A playful voice can turn a private quirk into a vivid portrait, while careful detail keeps teasing from becoming impersonal.
- Animals and unruly nature. Creatures supply movement, appetite, sound, and unpredictable behavior. Their actions can mirror human weaknesses or remain delightfully literal. The brisk pacing suits chases, escapes, interruptions, and encounters in which control suddenly changes hands.
- Food, appetite, and domestic mishaps. Kitchens, meals, and household tasks offer concrete objects and clear chains of cause and effect. Sensory details make the setup immediate, while spills, substitutions, cravings, and failed recipes can produce consequences that arrive quickly.
- School, work, and social rules. Institutions create expectations that a mischievous character can misunderstand, evade, or overturn. The form's forward drive is well suited to exposing the distance between official seriousness and everyday absurdity.
- Love and courtship. Attraction often mixes hope, performance, misunderstanding, and disappointment. A limerick can capture a flirtation or romantic reversal in miniature, using sound to maintain buoyancy even when the emotional outcome is awkward or rueful.
- Serious public or personal concerns. War, loss, aging, and injustice require tonal care, but compression can produce pointed satire or restrained reflection. Humor may reveal contradiction, defend against despair, or challenge authority; it should illuminate the subject rather than trivialize suffering.
As you read the community poems, compare writers who begin with similar material but choose different targets, tones, and endings. One may favor exuberant nonsense, another a character-driven anecdote, and another a sting of criticism. The theme provides the raw situation; voice and timing determine what the reader carries away.
Editorial Insights
The central artistic tension of the limerick is that readers recognize its momentum almost immediately, yet still want to be surprised. Familiarity creates pleasure, but it also creates danger: once the ear predicts too much, the poem can feel completed before the poet reaches the end. Memorable examples manage expectation rather than merely satisfying it. They let readers sense the route while preserving uncertainty about the destination, or they make an apparently obvious destination rewarding through an extra turn of character, image, or meaning.
In strong work, structure feels like the cause of the poem rather than a decorative frame placed around an anecdote. The returning sounds may trap a boastful speaker inside the consequences of a boast, reinforce an obsession, or make a final reversal seem to click shut. The quick central passage can heighten pressure by moving from premise to complication with almost no explanatory space. Editors notice when subject and movement reinforce each other in this way. The poem then possesses an internal logic: its pace belongs to the event, and its sound belongs to the voice.
Technically recognizable drafts often falter through predictability, forced language, or mechanical patterning. A rhyme may be correct yet inert; a beat may be regular yet require the reader to mispronounce an ordinary word. Some poems spend so much space arranging the premise that the conclusion has no room to develop, while others explain the joke after it has already landed. Another weakness is interchangeable imagery: a generic character performs a generic action solely to reach a convenient sound. Revision should ask not only whether each component fits, but whether it contributes information, attitude, or pressure.
Individuality survives shared conventions through diction, moral stance, narrative distance, and the management of surprise. One poet may write with deadpan economy, another with exuberant sound play, and another with understated tenderness. Even the decision to withhold laughter can become a signature when the familiar momentum leads to reflection instead. Comparing multiple community poems develops judgment because it separates recognition from accomplishment. Readers begin to hear why one rhyme deepens a situation while another merely fills it, why one rhythmic variation sounds expressive while another sounds accidental, and why the most satisfying endings seem at once unexpected and fully prepared.
Read, Write & Share
Read beyond the first limerick that catches your attention. Compare how several community poets handle voice, rhythmic lift, comic pressure, imagery, and the final turn. When you comment, identify the moment that worked for you: a telling detail, an inventive rhyme, a well-timed pause, or an ending that changed your understanding of the setup.
Then try shaping a compact incident of your own. Read it aloud, revise wherever the language feels forced, and publish it on PoetrySoup when the sound and story support each other. Your interpretation can join the continuing conversation about how much variety this familiar framework can hold.
Collection Statistics
This collection contains 8,591 poems, giving readers a broad field in which to compare voices, subjects, tonal choices, and approaches to comic or reflective closure. Within a collection of this size, poets may follow familiar conventions closely, adapt them to suit a particular speaking voice, or challenge reader expectations while retaining the form's recognizable energy. Browsing multiple entries makes those differences easier to hear and offers writers useful points of comparison for their own drafts.
Limerick Categories
Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics:
birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war
and more.
Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?
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