Dog Limerick Poems

Fruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time 
Grow and taste devine  
Poo-pee...

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     Next to a tree where four lines could be
     Canines haven’t even thought of three
 ...

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At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite
There's not one dog port-o-potty in site
so long lines form at a tree
for each mutt and pedigree
It proved...

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A large group of dogs there be

Who saw from the forest a tree

So they queued up in line

And then every canine

Patiently waited to pee. 
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Before Duke shakes a leg, he sniffs around
Some doggies chase squirrels like Harry the hound
Sparky crying mutt
Says he’ll bust his gut
Begs for more pee-trees in...

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In my neighborhood, stands a fine tree
where my good boys and I go to pee

But who has to go worst
is the one who goes first,

so...

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Hey, come on, man, there's no need to bark.
Just relax and you'll soon make your mark.
Think it's bad? Well, it's not.
Just be glad you don't...

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Poor Fido is last in the queue
For cocking his leg on the yew
He hopes the other dogs
Don’t produce poopy logs
He’s bursting to pee and then...

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Fido took time watering the large tree
Forced to stand in line at dog park to pee
Fidgeting they can't hold it
Fearing to move they all sit
A...

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The dog days of summer find these canines 
Of all shapes and sizes waiting in lines
It's hot and muggy out
Yet these...

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It’s soiled at the root of the tree.
The line that has formed for the spree.
     It’s beyond belief,
   ...

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There once was a field, with a tree
On which all of the dogs liked to pee,
And whilst one was urinating,
The other sixteen were waiting,
In a...

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Concert tickets were a fabulous gift, 
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed. 
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show 
When...

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There once was a dog named Alfalfa.
Who stood in line to vote for the alpha.
Was nothing but fur and bones
Votes for dog with most Milkbones.
Bribed!...

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