Family Limerick Poems

These Family Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Family. These are the best examples of Limerick Family poems written by international poets.

Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live

© Bill Baker  

Pak Piglet slowly sidled up to Pooh
To whisper: just I’m making sure of you,
He took his friend’s front paw
In hand with glee and awe--
A selfish

© Aniruddha Pathak  

My family joined a summer outing
So excited for swimming and rafting
Mom got our swim vests with suits
Dad just brought his parachutes
And kept eyes on us,

© Len Gasun  

April Fool’s Day

There’s still time to find jokes from think tanks 
             

© I Am Anaya  

A relative who used to be a good fit
Has evolved into something we must admit
Has a unique downside
Like a Jekyll and Hyde
Now if you give

© David Fisher  

Though frazzled and flummoxed and frayed,
Still, none of it all would he trade.
The father of two
Knew not what to do,
But knew that in love he

© Jerrold Prothero  

My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you

© Randy Freie  

Mother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair

© James Study  

My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,

© Jennifer Proxenos  

Cranberry garlands the Christmas tree
Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree 
Children’s faces aglow
Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe 
Midnight mass tradition with family

    

© I Am Anaya  

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By this trick have I won, year after year,
A hundred marks since I was pardoner.
          

© Aniruddha Pathak  

Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell

© Michael Tor  

My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!

My teen daughter

© Crystol Woods  

Despite trials, and we’ve had many,
with tribulations, felt lost at sea,
we get up each day
with an effort to say,
for our freedoms we’ll fight, to be

© Thomas Harrison  

Our family put up a Christmas tree,
In the presence of our cute dog, Pouchee;
Pouchee thought it’s a real one,
Peeing under has been done,
All received stinky

© Len Gasun