Family Limerick Poems

April Fool’s Day

There’s still time to find jokes from think tanks 
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A relative who used to be a good fit
Has evolved into something we must admit
Has a unique downside
Like a Jekyll and Hyde
Now if you give...

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Though frazzled and flummoxed and frayed,
Still, none of it all would he trade.
The father of two
Knew not what to do,
But knew that in love he...

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My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you...

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When you stop a sec to consider
all the genes you share with this critter,
it is so clear, right off the bat,			
why you always act like...

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Mother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...

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My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,...

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Cranberry garlands the Christmas tree
Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree 
Children’s faces aglow
Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe 
Midnight mass tradition with family

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By this trick have I won, year after year,
A hundred marks since I was pardoner.
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Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...

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My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!

My teen daughter...

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Despite trials, and we’ve had many,
with tribulations, felt lost at sea,
we get up each day
with an effort to say,
for our freedoms we’ll fight, to be...

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Our family put up a Christmas tree,
In the presence of our cute dog, Pouchee;
Pouchee thought it’s a real one,
Peeing under has been done,
All received stinky...

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"Somethings become part of our existence, never dispensing them however old or cracked they are...! May not be out of any special fondness or attachment,...

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Through faithful practise I surmise - 
Holidays - chaos in disguise!
Diets get out of hand,
Fickle waistlines expand,
And stern resolutions arise!

But until then it’s pure delight,...

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