Sports Limerick Poems
These Sports Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Sports. These are the best examples of Limerick Sports poems written by international poets.
Rick The Brick
There was a player on our team named Rick
He hit third and was really a great stick
When on base, he
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baseball, boy, fun, games,
Out Of My League
Creative, intelligent, some would say wise.
Beautiful with a personality twice her size.
She’d never give me a second look,
I’d just as soon sit here and read
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beautiful, desire, fantasy, identity,
The Eel
Eric swam in a pool of dreams
Score and five years passed people's squeams
Contest of quick start
Conquest of brave heart
Standing strong with flag's
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courage, sports, summer, water,
Portrait of an All-American Fe-Male
When Joe was young he had tonsilitis
In grade school
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conflict, gender, humor, pain,
Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I
"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two
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crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Basketball Picks
Untimely was Hamilton Hicks
In making his basketball picks.
He knew it all well,
How each bracket fell,
But always too late with his clicks.
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basketball, funny, future, humor,
The Battle of the Bulge
A vaulter, reportedly French,
thought earning a medal a cinch.
Though they won’t divulge
the size of his bulge,
he lost by much more than an inch.
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humorous, sports,
G O A T s and Royal Golden Guernsey Goats
We laud the sports G. O. A. T. ‘s,
the “Greatest of all Time” who please
us fans with their skills.
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animal, tribute,
Lou And Doug
“Politics is a contact sport” —Steve Chabot
It ain't over 'till it's over —Yogi Berra
Loug And Doug
Pleasant gentlemen both, broad shouldered and tall
Good sports
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Categories:
america, analogy, baseball, celebrity,
victoria
victorias medals swim
great nations athletic whim
a mantle displays
the greatest of days
ode to an olympic hymn.
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appreciation, celebration, games, inspirational,
Poor Pitiful Danny Diver
Danny Diver is no belly-flopper
Only this time his dive came a-cropper
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drink, fate, sad, sports,
Armand Duplantis
I sat, uninspired, in my condo.
When on TV, no routine John Doe
Flew above a balloon
And then over the moon,
That amazing pole
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humor, hyperbole, paris, sports,
SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!
In
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appreciation, blessing, child, christian,
Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing
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Categories:
cool, funny, kid, sports,
My Gambler Friend
My gambler friend was addicted to sports
He’d place bets on which golfer’d wear shorts
He
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addiction, girlfriend, money, sports,