Sports Limerick Poems | Examples
These Sports Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Sports. These are the best examples of Limerick Sports poems written by international poets.
Juan bought seats for the pickleball tourney
Sonia was glad to go on their journey
Juan showed her his paddle
She made it go ‘twaddle’
Sonia was pleased, said ~ 'Seems you prefer me'
Cranked up the victrola to max damage
Put on a little Zeppelin, so savage
When the neighbors got mad
I played Sir Galahad
Come play pickleball ~ first we’ll eat cabbage
A young bowler he liked to play cricket
In his career took many a wicket
the crowd he enthralls
as he shines up his balls
He tempts the Pommies to snick it
TABLE TENNIS
A keen young sportsman named Dennis
Favourite game is called table tennis
hits balls over the net
won many a set
A plumber when young an apprentice
The Knicks brought us all a delight
It proved NY sports fans were right
But with UFC
Where it should not be
We see that D.T.’s not too bright
It's true that man made it to space,
but can he run a three-minute mile race?
They said it could never be done
till a man, in three minutes, won,
while a grizzly got second place.
Jose, quixotic matador, no fool
Played it close to the vest, clung to this rule
Since the bull might kill
He never took a swill
Nothing harder than kool-aid ~ suit-a-ble
Don’t feel sorry for the Ayatollah
Just ‘cos that old man has to fly solo
Yes, he’s got to make a buck
But he is not out of luck
They say he’s a fine amateur bowler
He said that in odd years he's fat,
He can't be Olympian in that.
In years that are not,
He can't find the spot,
Or else he'd have gold by the vat.
katie l a shining girl
anthem salute swimming swirl
a thousand breathless reps
she mounts again top steps
nations pride nations pearl.
It seems ‘Pickleball’ has swept the nation
Folks play after work and on vacation
Fav’rite pre-game drills
Eating kosher dills
Accounting for their in-FAT-u-a-tion
Eric swam in a pool of dreams
Score and five years passed people's squeams
Contest of quick start
Conquest of brave heart
Standing strong with flag's tiny gleams
When Joe was young he had tonsilitis
In grade school he developed bronchitis
Later, elbow bursitis
And Colitis, Neuritis
Now that Joe’s old ~ he aches with arthritis
Little wonder Joe’s gender-conflicted
It could easily have been predicted
Sick of sports injuries
Joe made some inquiries
Plays dolls injury-free ~ he enlisted
Untimely was Hamilton Hicks
In making his basketball picks.
He knew it all well,
How each bracket fell,
But always too late with his clicks.
A vaulter, reportedly French,
thought earning a medal a cinch.
Though they won’t divulge
the size of his bulge,
he lost by much more than an inch.
We laud the sports G. O. A. T. ‘s,
the “Greatest of all Time” who please
us fans with their skills.
We crave those great thrills.
Each chance to support them, we seize.
Of special goats, you might have heard,
deemed royal by King Charles the III.
This rare golden breed
is regal indeed.
Last month this bestowal occurred.