light humor

There once was a fellow named Will,
Whose nose was exceedingly ill.
He sneezed with great force,
And altered his course,
he's orbiting Jupiter still!

There once was a lady named Sue, 
Who found a strange thing in her stew. 
She said with a grin, 
And pulled out a pin, 
"A stich in time, it is quite new!".
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Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Wow. Super clever. And the meter is really good. Congrats, Jay
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Nice! Congrats!
Edmonds  Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Great limericks Jay, a pin in stew, image the damage that could do. Congratulations on your first place win… Beryl
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Jay, congratulations on your first place win, I enjoyed the light humor and your limerick set had perfect rhymes and syllable counts!
Poet Avatar
May 9, 2024 at 6:54 PM
These two limericks are entertaining. You have an incredible creativity.
Greenhough Avatar
May 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I enjoy both of these limericks. The creativity is fabulous.
Anaya Avatar
May 9, 2024 at 9:58 AM
I enjoyed your lims, Jay! Quite a sneeze, eh. You're really clever. Have a nice day
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