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Date Posted	PoemTitle	# Views	Form
04/10/2014	The Jackass Caught In a Hailstorm	550	Rhyme
04/07/2014	A Visitor From Outer Space	533	Rhyme
04/07/2014	Confession of a Cruciverbalist	578	Rhyme
04/07/2014	The Family Philosophunculist	549	Rhyme
04/07/2014	The Advantages of Alphamegamia	541	Rhyme
04/06/2014	The Fall of the Onomatopoeian Empire	1715	Rhyme
04/05/2014	Only At Wal-Mart	603	Rhyme
04/05/2014	We Promise To Visit Soon	286	Rhyme
04/05/2014	Why Aren'T You Saving More For Retirement	793	Rhyme
04/04/2014	Westboro Baptist Church Member At a Funeral	1060	Rhyme
04/04/2014	How To Prevent School Shootings	584	Rhyme
04/04/2014	In Defense of General Motors	829	Rhyme
04/02/2014	Defrosting the Freezer Compartment	541	Rhyme
03/31/2014	Grandma Gets a Computer	528	Rhyme
03/31/2014	Correct Me If I'M Wrong	377	Rhyme
03/30/2014	The Hitchhiker	530	Rhyme
03/29/2014	The Ultimate Blonde Joke	266	Rhyme
03/29/2014	Be Nice To Fat People	876	Rhyme
03/28/2014	The Indignant Reverend	385	Rhyme
03/28/2014	Long, Low and Wide	873	Rhyme
03/27/2014	Male Chauvinism Alive and Well	1649	Rhyme
03/26/2014	A Gorilla Contemplates His Place In Life	571	Rhyme
03/26/2014	The Rope Swing	833	Rhyme
03/26/2014	Lies On Resumes	653	Rhyme
03/26/2014	A New Meaning To Spring Forward	318	Rhyme
03/26/2014	Income Tax Filing Time Again	695	Rhyme
03/24/2014	The Honesty of Children	1479	Rhyme
03/19/2014	How To Freak Out the Neighbors	612	Rhyme
03/19/2014	Suicidal Deer Next One Mile	442	Rhyme
03/18/2014	The Devil Is Beating His Wife	756	Rhyme
03/18/2014	Snow White - the Rest of the Story	348	Rhyme
03/14/2014	Superman's Other Achilles' Heel	667	Rhyme
03/09/2014	A Modest Proposal	1260	Rhyme
03/07/2014	Presidential Library Fountains	552	Rhyme
03/05/2014	Why Dogs Sniff Each Other's Behinds	1547	Rhyme
03/01/2014	Honesty On the Internet	559	Rhyme
03/01/2014	The Colonel and the Clown	538	Rhyme
02/28/2014	The Main Cause of One's Troubles	309	Rhyme
02/28/2014	Roscoe Gets a Shock	366	Rhyme
02/27/2014	Governor Brewer, a Woman of Courage	516	Rhyme
02/27/2014	In Praise of Lady Macbeth	1168	Rhyme
02/26/2014	The Governor Gets the Bad News	408	Rhyme
02/25/2014	An Advantage of Old Age	1654	Rhyme
02/23/2014	Those Were the Days	301	Rhyme
02/23/2014	A One-Way Trip To Mars	671	Rhyme
02/22/2014	No Gays Allowed	533	Rhyme
02/20/2014	A Storm Front Approaches	493	Free verse
02/19/2014	Paranoid Paul Is On To the Government Scheme	648	Rhyme
02/17/2014	I'M Fine and Other Lies	386	Rhyme
02/17/2014	The Way To Dusty Death	456	Rhyme
02/17/2014	Windows Frozen	386	Rhyme
02/16/2014	Are They Twins	471	Rhyme
02/14/2014	The Consequences of Typos	576	Rhyme
02/12/2014	The Icy Hand of Winter	403	Rhyme
02/11/2014	Why Husbands Never Do Laundry	552	Rhyme
02/11/2014	The Forgotten Wedding Anniversary	1146	Rhyme
02/10/2014	Women Have Some Nerve	297	Rhyme
02/09/2014	The Falling Elevator	464	Rhyme
02/07/2014	Your Baby Is Very Interesting Looking	360	Rhyme
02/07/2014	The Tragedy of Dementia	654	Blank verse
02/06/2014	An Invitation From the South	549	Rhyme
02/06/2014	In Other Words	790	Rhyme
02/06/2014	Meg's Last Florida Vacation	698	Rhyme
02/04/2014	Akito's World Comes To An End	335	Rhyme
02/02/2014	For Sale Baby Outfits Never Worn	265	Rhyme
02/02/2014	O Canada	364	Rhyme
02/01/2014	Looking Into a Fun-House Mirror	301	Rhyme
01/30/2014	The Sweetheart Internet Scam	388	Rhyme
01/29/2014	The Big, Bad Wolf On the Prowl	880	Rhyme
01/29/2014	Putting Your Mouth In Your Foot	453	Rhyme
01/29/2014	School Is Closed Due To Weather	434	Rhyme
01/29/2014	Modern Driver Education - a Satire	2971	Rhyme
01/28/2014	Those Horrible Christmas Decorations	490	Rhyme
01/27/2014	The Inconsiderate Neighbor	477	Rhyme
01/27/2014	Behind the Mask	212	Rhyme
01/27/2014	The Sexist Airline Passenger	743	Rhyme
01/27/2014	A Visit To the Movie Theater	786	Rhyme
01/26/2014	Retire To Florida	523	Rhyme
01/26/2014	The Hypocritical Cop	378	Rhyme
01/25/2014	Michelangelo Gets Caught	224	Rhyme
01/25/2014	The Joy of Living In the North	751	Rhyme
01/25/2014	Deer Me	426	Rhyme
01/24/2014	The Restaurant Health Inspection	959	Rhyme
01/24/2014	How To Get Help From the Police	608	Rhyme
01/21/2014	After the Apocalypse	378	Rhyme
01/21/2014	Hazy Days In Colorado	557	Rhyme
01/20/2014	The Odious Shopping Cart	512	Rhyme
01/19/2014	The Tattoo Parlor	549	Rhyme
01/18/2014	Startling Questions From the Stewardess	684	Rhyme
01/18/2014	Marooned	421	Rhyme
01/18/2014	Pompous Names For Beauty Pageants	455	Rhyme
01/16/2014	The Pastor's Epiphany	575	Rhyme
01/15/2014	A Snoop In the House	423	Rhyme
01/15/2014	The Athlete's Denial	1935	Rhyme
01/14/2014	The Family Reunion	434	Rhyme
01/14/2014	When Merit Pay Would Save Money	475	Rhyme
01/13/2014	The Unwelcome Visitor	572	Rhyme
01/12/2014	Meg Endures the Daily Grind	306	Rhyme
01/12/2014	You Did It, You Rascal	450	Rhyme
01/11/2014	Roscoe and His Ex	294	Rhyme

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