How To Freak Out the Neighbors

How To Freak Out the Neighbors By Elton Camp In the news is a constant fuss Government’s checking on us We’ve been unpleasantly surprised Our phones and e-mail scrutinized Terrorists we don’t mind if they trace A different view if at our home place It would most surely astound us If done to the neighbors around us So here’s a fun trick that we can play Our WiFi signal’s seen houses away Panic may ensure if only you can Name it “FBI Surveillance van”