Honesty On the Internet
Honesty On the Internet
By Elton Camp
No ordinary people use the Internet
Young, handsome, beautiful you get
Where no woman is past her prime
And no man’s a sleazy ball of slime
No man admits that his head is bare
Rather, he claims thick, blonde hair
Not a female has sagging breasts
My figure is great, she protests
Men go to the gym every day
That he’s obese, he’ll never say
And such healthy folks are these
Not a one of them has herpes
Financial security all do claim
While welfare’s the actual game
The unmentioned problem, of course
Forgetting the need to get a divorce
A great desire does remain
For a regular fix of cocaine
Online honesty is extremely rare
So get involved only if you dare
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