The Ultimate Blonde Joke
The Ultimate Blonde Joke
Arranged into a poem by Elton Camp
A blonde was driving far too fast
A blonde cop gave her siren a blast
To the side of the car, the cop strode
“You went too fast down the road!”
“It’s a ticket you are going to get.
Hand your driver’s license, no fit!”
“What does it look like?” the driver said.
Cop: “It’s square and shows your head.”
In her purse she pawed all around
Until a square mirror she found
Looking into it, she saw her face
To hand it over, she did race
The cop then took a look at it too
Then she knew what she must do
“It’s okay, I’ll let the charges drop.
I didn’t realize you also were a cop.”
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