The Advantages of Alphamegamia
The Advantages of Alphamegamia
By Elton Camp
Alphamegamia there’s much to recommend
So the right to practice it, I have to defend
An old codger, should we deny
The happiness that it can supply?
He must have a whole lot on the ball
To be able to arrange for that at all
It wards off greedy vultures when he’s gone
Plus, he didn’t spend his final years alone
The young fox finds it has advantages too
For, with pinching pennies, she is through
Clothes and jewels she will never lack
And rides around in a brand new Cadillac
A valuable lesson she may have learned
Marry for money and it’ll be well earned
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