The Advantages of Alphamegamia

The Advantages of Alphamegamia By Elton Camp Alphamegamia there’s much to recommend So the right to practice it, I have to defend An old codger, should we deny The happiness that it can supply? He must have a whole lot on the ball To be able to arrange for that at all It wards off greedy vultures when he’s gone Plus, he didn’t spend his final years alone The young fox finds it has advantages too For, with pinching pennies, she is through Clothes and jewels she will never lack And rides around in a brand new Cadillac A valuable lesson she may have learned Marry for money and it’ll be well earned