Roscoe and His Ex

Roscoe And His Ex By Elton Camp Years later, it still did vex The wrongs done by his ex After she’d taken all his dough With another, away she did go His car she drove away, too That they wed, Roscoe did rue It nearly drove him wild When she had a little child Another wife he couldn’t get He was still paying off her debt Since she left him up the creek Revenge Roscoe decided to seek A present for her kid he did get It was a big, beautiful drum set He could then call out, “Hooray” For his evil ex Roscoe did repay