Why Dogs Sniff Each Other's Behinds

Why Dogs Sniff Behinds By Elton Camp All dogs very long ago, a meeting did call Each hung his behind on a peg on the wall The conclave was going along pretty well When a passing cat the canines did smell Desire to chase him created quite an uproar And the pack of dogs rushed out of the door First, each a behind proceeded to snatch However, dogs and behinds didn’t match But in their frenzy to chase the cat, The pack of dogs forgot about that But, from that confused day until this Dogs, their own behinds do miss They would know their own by a whiff So that why they always continue to sniff You say that this tale you don’t believe? Surely you can’t think that I’d deceive!