Paranoid Paul Is On To the Government Scheme

He’s On To Their Scheme By Elton Camp The government is sending rays to his brain Paul’s thoughts and secret desires to drain To his every thought they’re turned in Making a record of each and every sin Into his eyes, beams are penetrating Such invasion Paul is intensely hating To take over absolute, permanent control By the government is its cherished goal But Paul wisely knows exactly what to do So those rays will be unable to go through A helmet from tinfoil he has constructed Just as on the Internet he was instructed Always create two antennae, they say So evil will be caught and drain away Be sure to make the tinfoil triple thick Because it’s only then it’ll do the trick These dark glasses that only they sell Will stop them from sending him to hell Paul can feel a probing ray when it comes Then he quickly stops up his ears and hums ----------------------------------------------------- To see a picture of Paranoid Paul, go here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/207878571/He%E2%80%99s-On-To-Their-Scheme