Elton Camp Poet Rhyme

Paranoid Paul Is On To the Government Scheme

He’s On To Their Scheme

By Elton Camp

The government is sending rays to his brain
Paul’s thoughts and secret desires to drain

To his every thought they’re turned in
Making a record of each and every sin

Into his eyes, beams are penetrating
Such invasion Paul is intensely hating

To take over absolute, permanent control
By the government is its cherished goal

But Paul wisely knows exactly what to do
So those rays will be unable to go through

A helmet from tinfoil he has constructed
Just as on the Internet he was instructed

Always create two antennae, they say
So evil will be caught and drain away

Be sure to make the tinfoil triple thick 
Because it’s only then it’ll do the trick

These dark glasses that only they sell
Will stop them from sending him to hell

Paul can feel a probing ray when it comes
Then he quickly stops up his ears and hums

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