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Putting Your Mouth In Your Foot

Putting Your Mouth In Your Foot

By Elton Camp

A foot in the mouth is nothing new
Though physically it’d be hard to do

It would take lots of twisting and turning
That dubious juxtaposition to be earning

From a symbolic point of view
It’s an extremely easy thing to do

But if you turn the expression around
A skilled Photoshop user must be found

Feet are already ugly enough, I feel
But more so with a mouth in the heel

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Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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January 30, 2014 at 8:13 PM
thank you for the smile...SKAT
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January 30, 2014 at 8:40 PM
This one is more silly than my typical write, but it was fun to produce. Elton
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