The Colonel and the Clown

The Colonel and the Clown By Elton Camp Come visit the colonel or the clown For the finest food that can be found You don’t even have to hunt around For we are found in most every town Our stores are especially neat and clean Where many smiling faces can be seen Most of our employees are of young age So happy to work for the minimum wage Anytime that you need to dash Our food will be ready in a flash Everything’s cooked well ahead So walk right in and you’ll be fed Our fat and cholesterol galore Will make you wish for even more Electrolytes you will never deplete With sodium our wares are replete Our food’s delicious and prices low To the colonel or clown, please go