Those Were the Days

Those Were the Days

By Elton Camp

Before there was a welfare state,
Everybody pulled his own weight

Women didn’t ever run around
At hard work they were found

Their husbands they obeyed
Submissive to them thus stayed

Another benefit then, of course 
We very rarely heard of divorce

They had no need to read or write
Heavy labor was their chief delight

After working all day in the field
To his demand for love they yield

Every two years, a child to bear
Then see to its necessary care

When they got too old to breed
A younger wife he might need

How lordly was the life he led
As the family dictator and head

From ladies, let’s hear a squawk
As against this poem they balk

Do you think I truly feel this way?
The jack wants the jenny to bray
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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February 24, 2014 at 8:07 AM
ha! you've dangled the bait so i guess i should snap at it, but i can tell that your tongue is firmly in your cheek...i enjoyed!
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February 24, 2014 at 10:33 AM
I wrote this after seeing an old photograph from 1913 where three women were hooked to a plow. I think it was in Russia. I wasn't as aware of the mistreatment of women until I became the father of a daughter 34 years ago. Thanks for reading and getting the point of how I meant it to be taken. Elton
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