The Unwelcome Visitor

The Unwelcome Visitor By Elton Camp As a visitor, he’s the very worst At the prospect, I silently cursed We don’t want to be around him He’s coming again, confound him His demeanor is a total disgrace Getting right up in one’s face He speaks no words to be offensive Yet his presence makes us defensive Then we also are forced to face He tries to violate personal space To like him is extremely hard Since he defecates in the yard Another thing that we hate He’s prone to publicly urinate He’s nothing but a savage brute The things he does aren’t cute Leave your filthy dog behind Yes, we absolutely DO mind