Startling Questions From the Stewardess

The Stewardess’ Startling Questions By Elton Camp Safety procedures she will mention Few, if any, pay very much attention They are interested in taking a nap Or using the computer in their lap One day, the stewardess was taken aback Because the captain had a heart attack He groaned and slumped in his seat She could barely hear his heartbeat There was no copilot on that flight So she gasped in horror at the sight To passengers she said, “Attention please” The words she next spoke are these: Is anyone CPR trained to try Or any who an airplane can fly? In stunned silence passengers sat For all had given heed to that